Canned
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Canned is a Cog Attack performed by Downsizers, Corporate Raiders, the Satellite Investor Nix, the Chainsaw Consultant, and the Gatekeeper.
Cogs that used to use this attack were Big Fish.
Dialogue
- ""Can" you handle this?"
- "Do you like it out of the can?"
- "Ever been attacked by canned goods before?"
- "Get ready to "Kick the can"!"
- "I'd like to donate this canned good to you!"
- "I'll throw you in the can!"
- "I'm making me a can o' Toon-a!"
- "This one's fresh out of the can!"
- "You don't taste so good out of the can."
- "You think you "can", you think you "can"."
Damage Statistics
Standard Cogs
Downsizer | ||||||
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Target | Single Toon | |||||
Level | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
Damage | 6 | 8 | 9 | 11 | 13 | 15 |
Accuracy | 60 | 75 | 80 | 85 | 90 | 95 |
Frequency | 25 | 25 | 25 | 25 | 25 | 25 |
Corporate Raider | |||||||||
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Target | Single Toon | ||||||||
Level | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
Damage | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
Accuracy | 60 | 75 | 80 | 85 | 90 | 95 | 95 | 95 | 95 |
Frequency | 20 | 20 | 20 | 20 | 20 | 20 | 20 | 20 | 20 |
Managers
Nix | |
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Target | Single Toon |
Level | 21.mgr |
Damage | 30 |
Damage (Deep Freeze) | 26 |
Accuracy | 90 |
Frequency | 25 |
Chainsaw Consultant | |
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Target | Single Toon |
Level | 50.mgr |
Damage | 26 |
Accuracy | 90 |
Frequency | 25 |
Gatekeeper | |
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Target | Single Toon |
Level | 10.mgr |
Damage | 12 |
Accuracy | 95 |
Frequency | 20 |
Removed
Big Fish* | |||||||||
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Target | Single Toon | ||||||||
Level | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
Damage | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
Accuracy | 50 | 50 | 50 | 50 | 50 | 50 | 50 | 50 | 50 |
Frequency | 20 | 20 | 20 | 20 | 20 | 20 | 20 | 20 | 20 |
*No longer in game
Video
A video showing off the Canned attack.
Trivia
- Canned can be used as an informal way to say somebody was fired.