Director of Land Development

Director of Land Development
Cog Overview
Department	Boardbot
Position	Manager
HP	1250
Defense	70
Level	25.mgr
Lowest Damage	26 (18)
Highest Damage	38
Lineage
Previous Cog	Land Acquisition Architect
Associate(s)	Director of Public Affairs, Derrick Hand
Trivia
Real Name	Buck Wilde
Honorifics	Mr.
Employee ID	9221
Likes	Breaking Ground, Prairie Sands, 10-Gallon Cones
Dislikes	Continential Suits, City-Folk, Varmints

The Director of Land Development (shortened as D.O.L.D.) is the upgraded version of the Land Acquisition Architect that can only be fought in the Chief Executive Officer's office in the Clubhouse in Bossbot Headquarters. The Director of Land Development is one of the three Directors that are fought at the end of the Drowsy Dreamland taskline. He is accompanied with the Director of Public Affairs and Derrick Hand.

The task The Final Task (for now) involves the Toons infiltrating a meeting between The Chairman and the Chief Executive Officer. After arriving at the meeting disguised, the Toons see the Chief Executive Officer already giving directives for three immensely powered up Cogs to take the places of the previous three that the player had defeated during the Main Taskline.

The three upgraded bosses preparing to attack the Toons.

Attacks

Director Of Land Development Attacks
	Re-Org (Single)	Red Tape (Single)	Eviction Notice (Single)	Quake (All)	Aftershock (All)
Damage	38	36	37	28	26
Accuracy	75	95	80	75	85
Frequency	20	10	20	30	20

Cheats

Unites are disabled for the rest of the battle, starting after Toons pick their Gags in the first round.

This cheat will afflict Toons with the Ink Drain debuff, reducing Gag effectiveness by 40% for 2 rounds. For example, a 300 damage TNT will deal 180 damage instead. This cheat will activate at the beginning of the round starting on round 2 and every 4 rounds afterwards. This cheat is identified by Toons being colored gray while under the effects of Ink Drain.

Strategy

The Directors Strategy
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Loot

10 Gumballs (30 Total) 275 Jellybeans (825 Total) 500 Toon Experience (1500 Total)

Dialogue

Opening Cutscene	"Boss, ya can set store by my ability to shake and swinge those Toons right from these lands." (Full cutscene script can be found located on The Directors page)

Attacks
Re-Org	"Mind a peck if I ra-organ-ize ya?" "Mind me ta change ya a bit, hither and yon?" "Ya look crook-ed enough ta swallow nails and spit out corkscrews." "We can't have ya walkin the ranch all helter-skelter!" "Y'all look ta be caught all Higgledy-Piggledy." "I reckon a swig a' re-org-ani-zashyun to be at order." "Pull in ya horns while I re-org-an-ize ya thoughts." "Ya lookin a tad mite wamble-cropped." "Ya best get put together!" "Reckonded I might give this a fire-new look."
Red Tape	"Ya can't get outta this one, not by a jugful." "This oughtta tie the barb on that!" "Gonna need more than a boot ta step over this tape!" "Sorry pardner, I don't much think ya can unravel this con-on-drum. Now, I say, that looks a bad paste!" "Next time yer gonna get the fence!" "Now this is taped fine as a cream gravy!" "Roll out the thunder boys!"
Eviction Notice	"Best start beatin' the road." "Cut a path, pardner." "Off my land, pardner." "Outta my dice house, pardner." "Dontcha start coolin' ya heels." "Find the linerider, pardner." "It looks ta be movin' time."
Quake	"Pardner, I'm gonna shake that smile right off yer dagnabbed face!" "WOAH'OH! The land looks to be goin full chisel!" "I do believe I see you quakin' n' yer boots." "Watch for th' afterclaps!" "Feet o' rollin' thunder!" "Don't shake the beans!" "Hear the tin a-shakin'!" "The earth is lookin' ta quake!" "Whole town is shakin' and quakin'!"
Aftershock	"What's wrong? You look worse than a cat n' a room full a' rockers." "Looks like the lands on fits and starts!" "Hope this ain't too shockin' for ya!" "Best plant yerself on that ground you stand on." "Shake a can, pardner." "Yippee-ki-yah-yippee-ki-yo!" "See a ghost? Ya look shakin' up." "Shake a spur."
Cheats
Overwhelming Authority	"Sorry pardner, it don't look like ya got much ground ta stand on." "Now y'all best'a'known that I wear the tarnished star around here!"
Ink Drain	"Ya look much too drained ta be on the saddle." "Ink says yer wanted." "Sorry ta siphon yer hopes!" "Yer farm looks drained."

Face-Off Taunts	"There ain't room in this town for tha both o' us." "Yippee-ki-yah-yippee-ki-yo!" "Ink says yer wanted." "Yer farm looks drained."
Death Taunts	"Y'all cloudcookoolander's ain't gonna tie up much roundabout these parts." "Y'all come on back now! There's a whole lot more where that came from!" "Slither on back to that there playground why don'tcha!?" "Yah happen to be a long lo-o-o-ohng ways from the Playground. Y'all oughtta enjoy ya land while it's still happens ta be yours."
Surrender Taunt	"And don't show yer face again, yah varmints! Doggone pests, the lot of yah..."
Friend Request Denials	The Director of Land Development tips his hat in pride: "My posse pre-fers ta hunt down th' like a' you." The Director of Land Development juts his chin and sneers, "You and yer taradiddles are jus' lookin' ta buy out ma ranch!" The Director of Land Development looks down at you and wiggles his fingers at his sides: "There ain't room in this town for tha both o' us." The Director of Land Development laughs a bit and cricks his jaw: "Sorry chickabiddy, terrain 'round here is a bit mite too rough for the likes a' you."

Music

Theme	Audio File
Elevator Theme
Opening Cutscene Theme
Battle Theme
Victory Theme
Epilogue Theme
Opening Cutscene Theme (Pre v1.3.0)
Battle Theme (Pre v1.3.0)

Sound Effects

Statement
Question
Grunt
Murmur
Death

Ink Drain
Overwhelming Authority

Version History

v1.7.0 BETA

• Re-animated most Cog animations from Toontown Online for every Cog body type.
• Introduced new Cog reaction animations to Sound Gags.
• Introduced a new Cog reaction animation to large Throw Gags (Birthday Cake and Wedding Cake).

v1.3.0 BETA

• All of the taskline managers have now been given unique head models, updated cutscenes, and new personalities.
  • D.O.L.D. is no longer a Skelecog and his body type has changed from skinny to buff.
• Cogs and Skelecogs now sport new high-quality models, fixing many visual issues with their old models and bringing their visual quality up-to-par with modern standards.
• [undocumented] Several lines of dialogue were changed.
  • Removed Face-Off Taunt:
    • "Let's break ground."
  • Removed Ink Drain Dialogue:
    • "You poor sap... you're looking a bit drained!"
  • Removed Friend Request Denials:
    • "Maybe when I have developed your territory, I will reconsider," The Director of Land Development replies.
    • The Director of Land Development laughs. "Oh, sweet bolts, no."
    • The Director of Land Development scoffs, "Do I look like a Toon to you?"
    • The Director of Land Development rolls his eyes.

v1.2.7 BETA

• All taskline minibosses have received slight buffs to their max HP. They no longer follow a set formula.
  • HP increased from 1053->1250.

v1.0.0 BETA [Game Release]

• A brand new instance system has been implemented!
  • The instance system involves custom fights with brand new Cogs that can progress the storyline.
  • Each instance has cutscenes and custom Cogs to fight.
• D.O.L.D. is added to the game.

Trivia

• The D.O.L.D.'s real name is a reference to a southern United States slang meaning crazy, unrestrained, or uncontrolled.
• The D.O.L.D. received a different body shape when he was redesigned for the v1.3.0 update, making him one of the few Cogs to receive such change.
  • Prior to this, he was merely a thin Skelecog.
• The D.O.L.D. is the only Director that does not use all the same attacks as his predecessor.
• The D.O.L.D. is the only one out of the three upgraded Managers with different phrases for his standard attacks.

Gallery

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  Concept art of the D.O.L.D. by Mailman

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  The D.O.L.D. using his ink drain cheat

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  The D.O.L.D. originally had white eyes in development. Model and texture by Mailman

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  The D.O.L.D.'s initial head animations by NonsensicalThings. Animations were later redone to match those of the D.O.P.A. and Derrick Hand. Final animations were done by Berkie

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  The D.O.L.D.'s design prior to v1.3.0

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  Renders of the Director of Land Development

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  The D.O.L.D.'s death animation