Good ol' Gil Giggles
Good ol' Gil Giggles is an NPC Toon who takes up residence in the Toon HQ located in the Toontown Central playground. He can also be found aiding Toons in the C.E.O. battle.
Appearance
Good ol' Gil Giggles is a green pig who wears the Bossbot Basher outfit.
Story Appearances
Toontown Central - In Toontown Central's taskline Good ol' Gil Giggles appears in the following tasks: The Numbers Mason..., Letter Rip!, and very briefly in Gathering Gags. His dialogue during these tasks is as follows:
"Hey there, [Toon Name]! Glad to finally speak to you!"
"I've been hearing reports from Toons all over about what a great job you've done."
"Especially from Franz Neckvein. We've never seen him so pumped up lately! Even if we get a little confused on what he's "vaying"."
"So, let's see if your hot streak continues, cause boy do I got a few tasks that'd be incredibly nice to have taken off my hooves."
"So, we've been talking to Banker Bob about handling jellybeans and holding them for Toons, but it turns out he's in a situation himself."
"Head on over to Banker Bob here in the Bank in the playground and help him figure it out."
"It'll be key to helping our tasty economy stay afloat!"
After returning from Banker Bob
"Excellent! You're really winning me over, I gotta tell you. There's not many Toons that accomplish so much in that amount of time."
"So, you solved the issue with the bank, but we still have another sector that's facing issues."
"One of the biggest issues we're dealing with currently is our postal system."
"With tons of Toons coming from all around and the Cogs invading, there have been tons of letters coming in and out of the mail."
"Postmaster Pete has reported to us that he's absolutely backed up with letters -- almost to the point that he's swimming in them!"
"I'm sending you over to show us you got what it takes."
"Don't let us down, [Toon Name]!"
"Splendid! Really a great job has been done all-around by you, [Toon Name]."
"I've gotta say, I really feel like you're on my side. I got some serious trust in you now."
"I'm gonna give you the thumbs up from me and I'm gonna move you up to the Toon himself, Lord Lowden Clear."
"He's always up to something so I'm sure he could use your help.
In response to Lord Lowden Clear
"I'm completely on board!"
Acorn Acres - In Acorn Acres' taskline Good ol' Gil Giggles appears in the following tasks: First Draft Pick, Suit Up., and It's Time. Additionally, Good ol' Gil Giggles also appears in I Saw What I Chain-Saw Kudos Board Rank-Up Task. His dialogue during these tasks is as follows:
"Just the Toon I wanted to see, come closer."
"I presume you've heard the word that you've been drafted, correct?"
"Well all this drafting talk, it's serious."
"It's about Acorn Acres."
"We've figured it out, [Toon Name]. We now know just how we're going to strike down these Bossbots."
"We've done constant stealth work, always monitoring the actions going inside that headquarters of theirs, listening to what's happening."
"Doing so has allowed us to grab valuable intel."
"The head of these Bossbots is the C.E.O. Boss of the Bossbots. Strong, mean, and loathes Toons of any kind."
"We have to take him down, and we found the right time to do it."
"Coming very soon is a banquet. The C.E.O. is throwing it and hosting all kinds of high-ranking Cogs."
"This is our way in, and I've got a plan."
"I already proposed it to Flippy and another Toon you'll meet soon, Professor Pi."
"I've ordered an army of Toons to suit up in preparation for this."
"Operation: Break The Banquet begins now."
"So congratulations, [Toon Name]. You're one of us now."
"Prepare to train hard. We're getting inside that banquet."
"To start, you need to go see Professor Pi. Her shop is Sine and Cosine Tanning Supplies on Peanut Place."
"I'll see you and the rest of the army when we're ready. Good luck."
"Great! You're back!"
"Did you get your training all done? Your suit in order?"
"Fantastic job, and great timing!"
"The banquet is ready to go, [Toon Name]."
"Get yourself ready, prepare, stock your Gags, find fellow Toons of the resistance to join the fight and head inside."
"I'll be heading inside myself ahead of you guys to set up the operation."
"The plan is simple."
"The Cogs are having a banquet, right?"
"So we stop the Cog caterers, disguise ourselves with their suits, and give them our toony rootbeer instead of the Cog oil they're expecting!"
"They'll be taken by shock and laughs and explode on the spot!"
"But before I ramble and take up too much time, it'd be best for you to get ready."
"Once you're inside you'll be able to find me." I'll be waiting for you and your teammates."
"Once you and your fellow Toons find me, just follow my lead!"
"We're going to crash this banquet with style, and take down the C.E.O. and the Bossbots as a whole."
"Once done, speak with Professor Pi. You'll have done all you could to have helped me."
"Now let's go do this!"
"You Toons will need different disguises."
"First take off your Cog suits..."
"And then fight these waiters."
After the first round of the C.E.O. battle
"Good Job! Now put on the waiters' clothes."
"Hehe, serve the food I place on these conveyor belts."
"If you serve a Cog two times in a row, it will explode."
After the third round of the C.E.O. battle
"Nice! You took out the diners! Use the seltzer bottles to squirt the C.E.O."
"Use the golf tees to slow down the C.E.O. and weaken his defenses."
"Powerful shots against the C.E.O., when he is slowed down, have a higher chance to stun him!"
After the final round of the C.E.O. battle
"You did it! You've demoted the C.E.O.!"
"Here, take these pink slips the C.E.O. left behind."
"With it you'll be able to fire Cogs in a battle."
"However, you must use an amount equal to a third of the Cog's level in amount in order to use it, so be careful!"
"You have earned [Received Pink Slips]."
"As an additional reward, Unites are special phrases that can be used to heal you and your teammates in a tight spot."
"Toons of the World, Toon-Up!"
"They can only be used once, so choose carefully!"
"You have been awarded [Received Unites]!"
Additional dialogue after the final round of the C.L.O. battle if the player promotes into a Back Stabber
"Well, would you look here!"
"Just like clockwork, the C.E.O. has awarded you, the "employee", GPS coordinates to Bossbot HQ!"
"I'll have Toon HQ convert these into teleport access, pronto!"
"Am I glad to see you, [Toon Name]!"
"I'm sure the HQ in Acorn Acres gave you the rundown, but here's the full scoop."
"I was doing my routine, you know, snooping around the Clubhouse and listening in for anything that might be of use."
"That's when I overheard some chatter from the Banquet Hall..."
"I couldn't catch everything from the storage room, unfortunately."
"I did, however, hear something about "deforestation" and an "upgrade project!""
"I'm not entirely sure what they could possibly mean by "upgrade project," but that's where you come in!"
"Since you already have your disguise you're perfect for slipping in and finding out more!"
"I need you to really focus on chatting with those Cogs."
"Serve them up their "oil," and they'll surely let you in on a tidbit or two."
"We'll meet back here afterwards to compare notes."
"Let's get a move on!"
After feeding 5 Hungry Diners
"Crashing their parties never gets old, I'll say!"
"So, what did you learn? Let me see what you've got."
"Trial run on one Cog... experimental hardware... flips like a switch..."
"Dealing with Toons far more efficiently? Now stationed in Acorn Acres?!"
"Okay, stay calm. This is fine--we can handle this!"
"Thanks for helping me find all this out. We're going to put this information to good use!"
"This Cog sounds dangerous, but he seems to be the only one with this "experimental hardware" so far."
"We'll nip it right in the bud, and show those Cogs they're still no match for us!"
"That said, we don't truly know what we're up against. You ought to be as prepared as can be!"
"I recommend heading straight to Professor Pi; her combat expertise will no doubt be of assistance."
"Good luck. Report back to me as soon as the threat is dealt with!"
After defeating the Chainsaw Consultant
"You're back--and in one piece!"
"Ha! I knew you could do it!"
"So, what did you find out about the upgraded Cog?"
"Oh."
"Oh dear."
""Flips like a switch" would make sense then, I suppose."
"Well, one can only hope those Cogs learned their lesson."
"I have a feeling this won't be the last we hear of Cog cannon fire on the streets of Acorn Acres, though."
"However, the threat is gone for now. Let me give you something for all your troubles!"
"Thanks again for all your help, [Toon Name]."
Misc. Appearances
- Good ol' Gil Giggles appears in in multiple short comics posted on Corporate Clash social media.
Unique Interaction Dialogue
Good ol' Gil Giggles has unique dialogue when attempting to interact with him. This dialogue is as follows:
- "If you got any questions about Bossbots, do let me know!"
- "Have you seen the C.E.O.'s banquet choices? Yuck!"
- "It's hard to sneak around certain areas of Bossbot Headquarters without that four-armed Cog finding me!"
- "If you are ever hungry, be sure to swing by! I always bring some homemade snacks."
Trivia
- In the early days of the game's life, Good ol' Gil Giggles had different and inconsistent appearances through the game. In Toon HQ, he was a white pig and in the C.E.O. battle he was a light blue pig with a slimmer body.
- Prior to the v1.2.5 update, Good ol' Gil Giggles wore the standard Resistance Ranger outfit. With this update he, Mata Hairy, and Bumpy Bumblebehr were given the outfits awarded from reaching Department Level 10 in the respective fights they help out in.
Gallery
Good ol' Gil Giggles featured in brand art for National Goof Off Day 2025
Good ol' Gil Giggles as a white pig
Good ol' Gil Giggles as a light blue pig
