High Roller/Dialogue

Opening Cutscene	Stagelights turn on and a screen comes down with text reading "Warning The Following Instance is Not Canon." The Major Player moonwalks onto the stage. Major Player: "Hachacha!" "How's the hoop skip out there toe-taps, can't thank ya enough for these claps!" "The due morning dew duet is a pitch perfect harp strum for this singing stringer's symphonic set-strike solicitations!" "Takes two to tango, babe, and I am proud and poppin' to introduce today's special guest!" "The Casino Cardshaper..." "The Roulette Rockabilly..." "The Quartet Quack Attacker..." "The Spinning Wheel..." The Duck Shuffler falls onto the stage. Major Player: "Buck Ruffler: The Duck Shuffler!" Duck Shuffler: "Oh my Cogth thath me" "Waith I needth to thay it too" "Buck Ruffler: The Duck Thuffler!" The camera quickly cuts away from Duck Shuffler and to a screen that reads "Applause Now" Duck Shuffler: "HAHAHALIRIGHT! Let'th thake thome dithe!" "THE TABLE ITH HOT AND I'M ON TOP! Let'th play!!" The Toons enter the room running in on the side of the wall The Toons growl at the Major Player Major Player: "Oooh, but that's no high class brass, looks like we got some surprise guests!" "Baby Blue, ya knew my words were true-I told ya we'd meet again!" Duck Shuffler: "HHAHAHHAHAHAHA DBSEHIFWEIUABYUE YKTRARTXRVEWIAYR VAESLKUSNARETSYR EOYOXMROTEBURASX AEWRNEWIORVUE4OI BRUOEWUPMXAWOTBR UPOE" "HHAHAHHAHAHAHA DBSEHIFWEIUABYUE YKTRARTXRVEWIAYR VAESLKUSNARETSYR EOYOXMROTEBURASX AEWRNEWIORVUE4OI BRUOEWUPMXAWOTBR UPOE" "HHAHAHHAHAHAHA DBSEHIFWEIUABYUE YKTRARTXRVEWIAYR VAESLKUSNARETSYR EOYOXMROTEBURASX AEWRNEWIORVUE4OI BRUOEWUPMXAWOTBR UPOE" "!" "!" "!" The Duck Shuffler sits atop a massive Anvil named "The Comedy Anvil" Duck Shuffler: "I gueth we'll have to give em tha thpecial thow though! Come on mic thpam!" Major Player: "Hachahoo hooi-didibadoo! Here's a special shabaadoopdaa-show from we to you!" The Duck Shuffler starts dancing The Major Player starts snapping and tapping his feet They continue to dance, then shake hands and fuse into the High Roller! High Roller: ”GOOD MOOORNING TOONTOOOOWN!!!" "Welcome back to the Tooniverffe'ff favorite ffhow!" The High Roller slides off the stage and game show wheel drops down The High Roller slides back in High Roller: "What'ya waitin' for, babe? Hop on fftage! let'ff get hoppin' and boppin', jumpin' and jinglin', ffingin' and ffwingin'!" "Ohoho-no-no, takeff a party to partiffipate and play, and I ffay play!!" The High Roller pulls the Toons onto the stage High Roller: "Here'ff a ffpinnin wheel I know ya can get behaHAHAHA-hind!" "Get ready for the ffho-ho-how of a lifetime, Bobby Dazzler!"
Second Cutscene	High Roller: "WhAHAHAHAt a ffhow!" "Oooo-hooo-hooo, ratingff are ffkyrocketing! Line goeff up, head turner! Keep thoffe cameraff rollin'! "Let'ff ffee the nefft big play for today!" The wheel lands on a small sliver called "Uh Oh..." High Roller: "WHAT A TWIFFT, BUTTERCUP BLUE!" "Hope the folkff at home are ready for a real ffhowfftopper!" "Give a warm, hot on the oven, flaff fire, round of applauffe for my ffecond favorite ffet of..." The High Roller will say one of these lines: "Ffcallywagff, clownff, quipffterff, harlequinff, buffoonff, wiffecrackerff, raffcalff, ne'er-do-wellff," "Lollyggaggerff, tomfoolerff, jokerff, hoaxerff, trickffterff, jokeffmithff, humoriftfth," "Rabbelroufferff, ffhenaiganifferff, goofffterff, merrymakerff, ruffianff, ffkylarkff, gooberff," "Knuckleheadff... the very ffpeffial... Dave Brubot Quartet! Ffanff a ffimiliar ffafe, of courffe!! Oh, and ffheir fftunt doubleff, for good meaffure!" "Bring 'em in, baby doll!" Three Level 25.exe Mr. Hollywoods appear on the stage High Roller: "Have fun with thiff one, ffweetie pie!"
Third Cutscene	The High Roller descends to the stage High Roller: "AND NOW FOR THE FFFTAR OF OUR FFHOW!!!1!" "THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!" The High Roller takes four poses, with each one becoming a Silhouette High Roller: "This duet jufft got a hip hump bump to a five-part big band, babe!" "I'm the hottest fftar on fftage! Ffo come on inamorata, let'ff burn a hole in those goggle boffeff!" "Better ffmile before ya burn out!"
Ending Cutscene	High Roller: "NOW FAT FAF A FREAL FADIO FROCK FTOP!" "They'll ffave thif viffage on the ffpotlight for any Golden Age hit!" "You know the play of the game, the tune ain't tame, gotta keep the ffhow ROLLIN'! "Let'ff get in the hot ffhot eye-ffpot ffpotlight one lafft time before they roll the creditff, humdinger!" "Give a big one for the headline, top banana!" The screen freezes and Credits start rolling on the side Click the box below to view the Credits Credits Roll Executive Producer Major Player Non-executive Producer Chip Fan Club President Non-producing Executive Duck Shuffler Writer Hat Rack Gaffer Bendy Bendson Tape Bottom Feeder Cog Wrangler Emmett Basil 1st Runner Who 2nd Runner What 3rd Runner I don't know Flunky Trainer Leaf Blower Focus Puller Hand Holder Foley Artist Con Artist Hype Ducks Low Rollers Grip Vacant Title Name Drip Meister Flundger Dividend King Dividend King Contest Winner!!! Pencil Pusher! Congrats to Pencil Pusher for winning the HIGH ROLLER Sticky Note x500 Pack! Personal Trainer Count Chad Erfit Plant Caretaker Thomas Saggs Nutritionist Count Vladimir Erclaim 'Chup Sourcer Count Vladimir Erclaim Body Double Key Actor General Manager Micromanager On-location Meteorologist Rainmaker Father Figure John Toontown Cereal Soaker Milkman Toontown Cinematic Universe Founder Jaymo Special Thanks The 100+ Flunkies who risked their lives in the name of stunning performance! (As many Flunkies as possible were harmed during the production of this episode.) The Viewer That's you!!! High Roller: "...What'ff that whifftling ffound?" Freeze Frame right as a Toontanic Ship is about to fall on the High Roller ROLL CREDITS AGAIN! High Roller High Roller [Player 1 Toon Name] Adventurous Animation [Player 2 Toon Name] Curious Creature [Player 3 Toon Name] Trivia Titan [Player 4 Toon Name] ????????????

Attacks
Power Trip	"Pack your bagff, we're taking a little trip." "Who'ff got the power now?" "Power corruptff, effpecially in my handff!" "Niffe trip, I gueffff I'll ffee you next fall." "Now you ffee who'ff in power!" "How waff your trip?" "Did you have a niffe trip?" "Ffory to trip you up there!"
Rolled	"There'ff no fun in plaHAHAying it ffafe! Live a little!" "What'ff life without a little riffk here and there?" "You'd befft go big or GO HOME!" "It'ff all or nothing, doll!" "But what if the fftakeff were EVEN HIGHER?!"
Con-Duck-Tion	"Confuffion can go a long way, and thiff act iff no different." "Quack! Can you relate, babe? No? Well, now you can." "Ffee, you're going to get well acquainted with what'ff on my head! And that'ff duckieff!" "And the crowd goeff wild for thiff act! A real pecking order iff in action... now." "You know, I really like bread! And ffo do my little friendff here, iffn't that right!"
Free Cruise	"Watch your headff, folkff, thiff might rock your boat!" "Don't waffh affhore just yet, baby doll! We can ride thiff ffhip together! " "Have you ever wondered what it'ff like to have two hundred poundff dropped on your headff? Now you don't have to!" "You are right in the ffplaffh zone, babe!" "Do you remember thiff? It'ff a real wreck if I mufft ffay ffo myffelf!" "We have a winner! Watch your headff, folkff, thiff might rock your boat!" "Congraffulaffionff, you won! Congraffulaffionff, you won! Congraffulaffionff, you won! Congraffulaffionff, you won! Congraffulaffionff, you won! Congraffulaffionff, you won!"
Cheats
Game Time (Puzzle)	"Alright, alright, let'ff get thoffe efftraff on ffet, baby doll. Bring 'em in." "No more buyin' letterff, time to buy a ffpine!" "Time to bring in the big guyff! Can you keep up with them? I know I can." "Thiff iff ffure to get you confuffed! My friendff know thiff all too well, too."
Game Time (Trivia)	"Pop a look for the camera ffhow, tell me haHAHAHAhow much ya know!" "Peep your eyeff, we've got ffo much in fftore today for you!" "I bet you're jufft burffting with knowledge! Let'ff find out." "Let'ff wrack thoffe ffilly brainff of yourff. Quick!" Trivia Questions: High Roller/Trivia Answers
Game Time (Shuffle)	"My memory iffn't aff good, but let'ff ffee if you can keep up." "I'll be right back, but I'm ffure you have a keen eye on my friendff here." "Keep your eyeff on the prize, don't let them fflip away!" "One, two, three, two - oh I can't remember! Have you been paying attention?"
Game Over	"Well, babe, let'ff not keep them waiting! HAHAHA!!!" "Come on, babe, FFHOW UFF THOFFE NUMBERFF!" "Better hope for ffome HIGH ROLLERFF! HAHAHAHA!" "Ready to find out which one of you iff really the weakefft link?!" "WAFFN'T THAT FUN? Let'ff ffee how you did!" "Ha-HA!"
Intermission Break	"Ooo-well, ya know what they ffay: don't hate the Major Player, change the game!" "I can jufft hear the crowd going wild for thiff intermiffion!" "Let'ff get the hip hop ffhop right on top, a-one a-two-let'ff play true!" "We'll be back after a ffhort break, but I'm ffure you'll fftay occupied in the meantime."
End of Intermission	"And... we're back!" "And now back to our regularly ffcheduled programming." "Another one biteff the dufft, I ffuppoffe! Anywayff..." "Lookff like they couldn't take the HAHAheat!"
Trick of the Light	"Every copy of me iff perffonalized." "One ffhowfftopper jufft iffn't enough! There needff to be more!"
Dice Roulette	Initiation "Hoping we don't land of ffnake eyeff here, right folkff?" "Where the diffe will land, nobody knowff--effept for me!" "Pain iff ffhared equally between all participantff." "Lady Luck, you better be on my ffide tonight! Let'ff roll on it!" "Everyone getff a piece of thiff! No FFuit or Toon left unharmed." Results (Targets Toons) "Can't ffquaffh and fftretch your way out of thiff one, Toonff!" "Who'ff ready for ffome cartoon violenffe?!" "FForry, babe, but the ratingff don't lie! Thiff iff what the viewerff want!" "And the ratingff FFKYROCKET!!!" "If it meanff anything, thiff iff gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurtff you!" "'Ker-ffplat!' HahaHAHA!!! You Toonff really are funny!" Results (No Targets) "Look'ff like nuffin!" "Aww ratff, a total bufft!!" "Ffhew! Now that waff a cloffe call, waffn't it, folkff?" "Lady Luck iff merffiful today, huh?" "And THAT iff why they call you our LUCKY contefftantff!" Results (Targets Cogs) "WHAT A TWIFFT!!!" "'FFLAM!' What a ffweet ffound!" "Now, you ffigned up for thiff!" "Here it comeff, boyff!"
Bust	"No diffe, baby doll! You're cutting into our commerffial block!" "Don't be ffhy, ffweetheart! You're FFUPPOFFED to uffe thoffe pipff!" "Buffted ffuperfftar! I think you've got enouff of thoffe already!"
Ace in the Hole	"I'm a flying affe, fforaring in the fog! Prepare to be ffcared, babe." "You know, I've alwayff got an affe up my ffleeve! Ffee?" "I'm the biggefft ffenffation, the talk of the town! Hope you haven't forgotten, doll." "It'ff time for my cloffe up! You're getting in all of the action now, folkff!" "Ffhrouded in mifft, you'll ffoon fee who'ff in control of the ffow now!"

Face-Off Taunts	"Come on, babe, FFHOW UFF THOFFE NUMBERFF!" "Give a big one for the headline, top banana!" "Hope you folkff at home are ready for a real ffhowfftopper!" "Pain iff ffhared equally between all participantff." "Oooo-hooo-hooo, ratingff are ffkyrocketing!" "WHAT A TWIFFT, BUTTERCUP BLUE!" "Where the diffe will land, nobody knowff--effept for me!" "Who'ff ready for ffome cartoon violenffe?!" "You know, I've alwayff got an affe up my ffleeve! Ffee?"
Surrender Taunts	"Lookff like we have to cut our program ffhort! We'll be back after ffhiff commerffial break!" "Lookff like your win waffn't in ffhe cardff!" "OOP! Lookff like FFOMEONE didn't have ffhe fftuff to make a fftand!"
Friend Request Denials	High Roller quacks in disgust. "You could never impreff me! You're predictable." "Now that'ff a good bit! You really made me laugh.... No thankff though." High Roller says. The High Roller adjusts his shades. "You juff want to ffpin my wheel, babe! No diffe." The High Roller turns his head away from you. "My duckieff ffay you're no good, babe. Ffcram!"
Friend Request Denials (Silhouette)	You can't befriend a simple refraction of light! You walk up to give it a handshake, but your hand phases right through...? The Silhouette gives a peace sign in response to your notion: "You'll have to be fflicker than that if you want to phaffe me, darlin'!" A hearty laugh comes from the Silhouette. "It'ff a ffweet geffture, but I think you hAHAHAve some projection iffueff, doll."
Flunky Dialogue (Shuffle)	"Bet it all on red! Disclaimer: This is not financial advice." "Hello. It's a pleasure doing business with you." "I hope my insurance covers this." "I told you I was spunky." "I'm getting the sense that this is NOT where my new desk is." "I'm just here for a chance at that free cruise." "I'm so grateful for this networking opportunity." "See boss? I can be a team player...!" "Wait, this isn't the HR department. What's the H stand for? Well-"
Toon Dice Rolls	Golden 6-Pip Dice: "Bring it on!" "I'm ready to rock!" "Let's get ready to rumble!" "Let the pies fly!" "Welcome to the danger zone!" 1-Pip Dice: "One more roll..." "This will work!" "Trust me!" "Try again..." 1-Pip Dice (After 4 Uses): "Don't you jutht love the THRILL of it?!" "HELP!!! AHHHH!!!!" "I CAN'T STOP!!!" 2-Pip Dice: "I can take this!" "Just try and knock me down!" 3-Pip Dice: "Bargain time!" "Toons of the World, Spend Wisely!" 4-Pip Dice: "Teamwork makes the dream work!" "We can do this!" 5-Pip Dice: "Get ready, [Toon Name]!" "Look alive, [Toon Name]!" 6-Pip Dice: "Toons of the World, Toon-Up!"