Jennifer

Jennifer is the Boardbot Department Secretary who works under the Chairman in Boardbot Headquarters. Currently, Jennifer cannot be found anywhere in-game. She was first mentioned in the Corporate Clash Comic: 'Annual Review', and first appeared in the 7th Corporate Clash Comic: 'Lawfice Space'. Additionally, Jennifer is mentioned by the Lawbot Secretary Judy, the Chief Operating Officer, and on the Cogs.Ink website.

Dialogue Mentions

Jennifer is mentioned in Judy's Memo Mishap dialogue and in the C.O.O.'s dialogue.

Memo Mishap
Judy: "Forgive my temper earlier. I received a memo from that Bossbot secretary, Jason, about needing copies." "Says here that their copier broke because some bot stuck it with a golf club." "I don't see why he couldn't have asked Jennifer!" "Then again, she barely gets stuff done, and ONLY ever answers the phone immediately if it's that snake."

C.O.O. April Toons 2022 Dialogue

C.O.O.: "May I ramble about a coworker?" "You see, it's about Robert's secretary, Jennifer." "I like her, I do. She is positively weird and quirky." "She talks far more than I do, and ever will. I swear I was stuck in a conversation for nearly two whole days." "But my point is that it gets painfully quiet when she's not around." "She fills the space, but every Suit can tell when she isn't there. It's relieving, but uncomfortable." "I think she is out doing some interviews?" "I know Robert mentioned something about a new hire to the company. I can't say for sure." (1 minute pause) C.O.O.: "Speaking of Jennifer, you know I am not a person of gossip." "But it's kind of hard to avoid it when Jennifer comes in with other girls talking so loudly about stuff." "I often hear things that I probably shouldn't." "Like how the other secretaries think that Jason may like someone." "Kind of hard to believe really, since he is... uh..." "Phlegmatic." "I might have some suspicion of who the secretaries are hinting at." "I won't say who for the sake of privacy and such. I keep my secrets... for the most part." "Never understood romance personally, but I don't judge based on who likes who." "Hmph. As long as you aren't that shoddy piece of malware, Crystalline."

C.O.O. April Toons 2024 Dialogue

C.O.O.: "For example, a few weeks ago, Jennifer received a call from someone claiming to be the Chairman. They asked for 452 chairs to be delivered to Robert's office." "When the Head Honcho learned of this, not only did he arrange for the delivery of the chairs..." "...but he put himself in a supervisory position to ensure that the chairs were moved to Robert's office once they had been delivered." "The problem was that Robert had not actually asked for this." "You could imagine what the look on his face was when he saw an armada of Boardbots moving tons of chairs into his office."

Trivia

• Like all of the other secretaries, both Jennifer's first and last name begin with the letter J.
• Jennifer is the Cog that hired the 16 Regional Managers released in the v1.3.0 Hires & Heroes update.
  • Viewing their profiles directly from her account unlocks a unique "Interviewer Notes" section.
• Despite sharing the same appearance as a Micromanager, a Bossbot Cog, Jennifer is a Boardbot instead.
• On the cogs.ink website, Jennifer's username is jacksonjennifer and her password is soylmechiatto.
  • Her password was found by answering a security question about her favorite drink delivered by IT support when trying to access her account. Her username was found by lining up the "lastnamefirstname" theme from the other Regional Managers.
• Jennifer and Judy are the only two Secretaries with images on the cogs.ink Employee Panel.
• Jennifer is the only secretary with a unique Suit Name, being called "Department Secretary". Every other secretary is simply titled "Secretary".

Gallery

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  Jennifer in the comic "Lawfice Space"
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  Jennifer in the comic "A Meeting of Two Minds"
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  Jennifer in the comic "The April Toons 2025 Comic"
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  Jennifer and Saul G. Cog in an official social media comic
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  Jennifer's appearance in an official social media comic

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  Render of Jennifer based on her cogs.ink profile image