| Welcome to Toontown!
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"Ah, yes! There's the newest toon-tourist in Toontown!"
"Welcome! I know you haven't been here long but I hope you've liked the scenery!"
"Free vacations just like this one don't happen often mind you."
"I hope you didn't mind the paintings on the walls by the way, those are just designs from someone with a robot fascination."
"Quite kooky if you ask me!"
"Oh where's my manners, let me introduce myself of course."
"I'm Flippy, president of the Toon Council and head of many of the operations that go on in this town!"
"There's many things to enjoy and many things to explore here in Toontown, and since you're touring here for free,"
"I'm sure you'll need to be caught up."
"Professor Pete is the toon with all the expert knowledge. He'll be the one to catch you up on everything you can do here in Toontown."
"Head on over to his building! It's The School House here in the playground."
Head on over to his building! It's The School House here in the playground.
"Oh... This is your first ToonTask?"
"You can check your ToonTasks by pressing the 'END' key."
"Alternatively you can look in your shtickerbook, Pete will tell you more about this!"
"See you later!"
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"Welcome [Toon Name]!"
I'm glad to see you've made it safely having traveled from so far!"
"So where do we start.."
"There's a lot of things you'll need to know, so let's not waste much time here."
"You'll need an Experiometer!"
"Each toon has their own Experiometer!"
"The goal is to always raise your level as high as you can go by gaining experience."
"You can help toons all around with things like.. Cleaning! And uh.. renovation?"
"You'll gain experience from it to level even higher!"
"Ooo! I almost forgot, your Laff Meter."
"If you lose all your Laff Points, you'll become a sad toon."
"But that will never happen, nope, never. No Danger here!"
"You even get your own free handy shtickerbook to keep track of all your adventures!"
"Let's take a look inside."
"Here you see the map. As you can tell, there's a lot of Toontown for you to discover, but for now let's turn the page."
"Every toon here gets their own gags! They're designed for lots and lots of fun! No battling here! No siree!"
"And here's where you keep track of your Toontasks! As you can see, you have one to visit Flippy again once you're done."
"You can carry up to four toontasks at a time, but only one will be primarily used for tasks we give you here in Toontown Central."
"The rest can be used for side tasks and recreational things you can find around town!"
"And here's your training points page."
"You gain training points through leveling up and completing certain tasks."
"You can use those training points to then prestige your gags and make them even stronger!"
"And here's your UH.."
"Let's.. AHEM."
"Ummmmm.."
"What's that you say?"
"Cogs? Ha! What even are they?"
"...You saw that?"
"TRAINING OVER!"
"I can't believe I let this happen.."
"Flippy's going to be so angry with me for letting you hear about the cogs so soon.."
"This isn't how things are supposed to happen."
"Okay [Toon Name], I'm gonna be honest with you."
"You need a proper explanation of what's going on, and I'm not the right man for this job."
"Go back to Flippy and tell him what happened here."
"Oh wait, you don't know how to talk?"
"Speedchat is an easy and efficient way to communicate with other toons."
"Go ahead and open the menu!"
"Click on something to say it!"
"Great job!"
"You can also use Speedchat Plus to talk with other toons. Remember to keep it toony!"
"If you miss a message you can view it in the Chat Log!"
"Now, go tell Flippy what happened."
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| Vacation, Staycation...
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"He told you what??"
"For the love of Professor Pete! He had only one job.."
"Look [Toon Name], I didn't mean to break it this way to you."
"This vacation? Having fun, enjoying yourself, playing with other toons?"
"It's not really what's happening here in Toontown."
"We brought you here, for better or for worse."
"Cogs, as you heard, invaded our town a while back."
"We've done our best to defend Toontown and keep our way of life the same, but it's just simply not there yet."
"These cogs are taking over our town at a rapid pace, setting up bases of operations,"
"and quite possibly making plans for something even more dangerous."
"We needed to get as many toons like you as we could."
"We're having tons of toons shipped here from all over this world, to help us save our town."
"I'm sorry, but I'm being honest with you here [Toon Name]."
"This is a one way trip for now."
"Not until we beat the Chairman"
"And find a way to slow down these Cogs can we afford to let toons travel back to other areas."
"We desperately need toons like you to help us save Toontown, and keep our toony ways going."
"Welcome to the Toon Resistance [Toon Name], we're glad to have you."
"To explain further, I need you to talk with Lord Lowden Clear."
"He and several other members of the Toon Resistance have set up their own base of operations"
"in our Toon Headquarters building here in Toontown Central."
"Head on over and talk to Lord Lowden Clear and we'll have you up to speed in no time."
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| Time for First Impressions
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"Welcome, I"m Lord Lowden Clear, the head of the group known as the Toon Resistance."
"We"re the top of the line team that"s been established in order to strategize and fend off these cogs."
"Here in this headquarters stands some of the most experienced and trusted resistance members you"ll find in all of Toontown."
"Mata Hairy - Head of strategy and banana collection."
"Bumpy Bumblebehr - Head of stealth tactics and round objects alike."
"Good ol" Gil Giggles - Head of disguises and ordering our catering."
"And me, leader of the Toon Resistance itself."
"When the cogs first invaded we needed someone to help organize our strike back, and that"s where I came in."
"Over the time that"s elapsed since then we"ve had all kinds of toons come in and rise through the ranks, eventually becoming Resistance Rangers."
"There"s dozens and dozens of us in Toontown now, and that"s what we"re hoping you will be someday."
"We need as many Resistance Rangers as we can taking down these cogs and taking back Toontown, once and for all."
"But starting out isn"t always that simple. There"s a lot to learn after all."
"We"ll start you out simple though, don"t you worry [Toon Name]."
"All over Toontown there"s plenty of Resistance Rangers that"ll need help from toons just like you, and we"re no different."
"Here"s what we"ll do, we all have been working tediously on making sure the situations here in Toontown Central are resolved."
"Since you"re the new toon in town and need to be trained, this is the perfect opportunity for us both to benefit."
"When you"re ready, let"s have you talk to Mata Hairy and we"ll have you assist her on her recent duties."
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| A Hairy Introduction
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"Welcome to the Toon Resistance [Toon Name]! I"m glad to see you start out on your very own journey alongside us."
"So you"ll find that each of us are tackling our very own issues, and that"s just where we need you."
"Right now we"re making an effort to set up an effective system to train toons just like you."
"Franz Neckvein is our resident gym coach. But he"s run into problems of his own lately and as such we need you to assist him."
"Help him in preparing his gym and get it back in order so we can get new toon recruits in there pronto!"
"We"re counting on you, [Toon Name]. Prove us right!"
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| Zit's Time to Pump Iron
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"Velcome to my gym. I train all toons to grow big strong muscles."
"Zere"s been a problem lately though, you zee."
"My squat racks and heavy weights were recently lifted by ze cogs."
"I need you to go and find zem and bring zem back to me."
"And try not to struggle too much lifting zem with your leetle scrawny muscles."
"Remember to use ze legs, not ze back."
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"Perfect, zese supplies look as immaculate as my perfect form when squatting a zouzand pound weight."
"In fact, I recommend toons exercise in between each task zey do!"
"Give me ten jumping jacks right now!"
"Vun!"
"Two!"
"Tree!"
"Foah!"
"Keep zit up!"
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"Good form, I vill give you credit. You are more impressive zan you think!"
"But you vill still need more training. Go out and find five cogs and terminate them. I am sure you vill be back."
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"Zis is perfect! You are a natural."
"One last exercise and I vill send you on your way."
"Cardio iz a gift given to us all."
"Punchline Place is my favorite street zince it"s zo long."
"Run down to Zundae Funnies Ize Cream, BUT NO BUYING ZE IZE CREAM!"
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"You are perfect! A truly special specimen."
"You must stop by again and we vill train even more."
"You are free to go leetle toon, zank you for your assistance."
"Get to the Toon Headquartahs!"
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"Wow! Look at the muscles on you, [Toon Name]!"
"I"m not joking.. A whole lot.."
"Either way, thank you for helping us establish our gym! Toons everywhere will be able to get in shape to handle tossing all these pies now!"
"Now onto the next task I"m dealing with."
"Professor Guffaw has been working tirelessly to teach toons how to effectively laugh, and thereby make cogs laugh."
"Cogs just simply can"t take a joke!"
"However, her jokes and lessons have been spiraling downwards lately, as her material is running thin."
"Let"s give you this important task and see if you can help us in getting laugh lessons back in order!"
"Head on over to Professor Guffaw at Laughing Lessons on Silly Street and see what you can do."
"I know you can do it!"
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| Jokey Jam
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"Ah yes, welcome!"
"I presume you"re here to learn how to laugh properly, correct?"
"Oh shh shh shh, let me jump right into it. I am a professional, after all."
"It starts from the diaphragm. You breathe in deep and bellow out in laughter upon hearing the funniest joke!"
"Let"s try it."
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because the road was too long to go around!"
"..."
"Huh?"
"You didn"t laugh."
"I guess it"s true, my material really is dropping in quality lately..."
"Well, there IS one way to make it all better again!"
"Laughing gas!"
"Yes, we"ll supply every toon with laughing gas and the jokes will be effortless! It"s foolproof."
"Head over to Sal Snicker at Laughing Gas Station on this street and we"ll start getting the system set up!"
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"Ey, what can I do ya for?"
"Laughing gas huh? For every toon?"
"I sure can try, but I can"t guarantee such a big order!"
"I just need my pumps back from duh cogs, dey"ve been taking them like dey"re free cookies or somethin"."
"If you can go get my pumps back, I can try and give out what gas I got."
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"Ey dese are perfect. Thank you."
"Now I just gotta pop dem in here like so, and hit dis button here, aaaaand..."
"Dere was just a breath"s worth in dere... Dat"s a darn shame."
"I"ve been telling these gas pumps jokes for weeks, I guess dey just don"t hold up that well anymore."
"Apologies kid, but I"m afraid I can"t help ya out on dis one."
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"Can"t help? Oh no!"
"How will I manage to get this place back in order..."
"Joy buzzers? No... too shocking."
"One-liners? No, that"s even shorter lived..."
"Ah hah! I got just the thing in mind."
"Tickle Machines! We"ll get them in every toon"s possession, and they can use them to tickle anyone and anything in their way!"
"It"s perfect. Head on down to Feather Duster in the building Tickle Machines here on Silly Street. We gotta get those machines purring!"
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"Hi there, welcome to Tickle Machines! We create all the finest machines designed solely for the enjoyment of tickling. How can I help you?"
"Tickle machines for every single toon?"
"Well geez, we might be able to, but these machines are quite heavy and take a lot to wheel around, and these cogs are everywhere lately."
"Maybe if you can take a few out to clear a path, we could have you wheel a complimentary one over for Guffaw."
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"It looks clear enough, here, take one quick and see what she says."
"Either way it"s on the house and you can leave it with Guffaw, they"re quite a lot to move around, after all."
"Don"t be too careless by the way, we don"t want any cogs nabbing it on your way over!"
"Good luck to you!"
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"Oh no... these would be much too big! There"s no possible way we can stay on top of manufacturing these for every toon to keep."
"This is awful! My lessons might just be ruined..."
"WAIT!"
"There just might be one toon out there that could help me fix my problems!"
"Jesse!"
"I need you to run over to Jesse Jester right away!"
"His shops here on Silly Street as well! It"s Jesse"s Joke Repair!"
"Please hurry, I have a class coming in a few hours, and they"re all as funny as a pie gone cold!"
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"Welcome, young grasshopper."
"I assume you are wanting to learn the ways of fixing every joke known to toonkind."
"I indeed have the tools."
"Or -- at least had the tools."
"Now the cogs have the tools."
"Regardless, there are indeed tools."
"And this punchline is that the cogs have taken the tools."
"What I"m trying to say is that if you want my assistance in repairing jokes, all you need to do is find these tools that have been taken, and use them to your advantage."
"The cogs may have taken them, but you possess the ability to create the laughter that will overtake those who have taken themselves."
"May you be strong in your journey, young toon."
"I will guide you from this desk that I will stand behind, while you do all the work."
"Good luck, [Toon Name]."
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"Exactly as I expected. You have risen beyond and above and found my tools."
"But here"s the punchline."
"YOU are the tools."
"It"s been with you all along. You have the ability to fix any joke you wish."
"Just kidding, in all honesty there are actual tools."
"But I did have them all along. I just wanted you to bring me back my toilet plunger and my back scratcher."
"It just wasn"t the same living without those two."
"Now take these joke repair tools and go forth. Fix the jokes, bring out the laughter, take down the cogs."
"I will be here if you ever need more assistance with the jokes."
"I bid you well, [Toon Name]."
"Until next time."
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"Joke repair tools?"
"Perfect!"
"I can feel them working already!"
"In fact, let"s try it."
"What do you call a dead parrot?"
"A poly-gone!"
"Isn"t it hilarious?"
"This is perfect! Thank you [Toon Name]!"
"I"ll let you head back to the Toon Headquarters, you"ve helped me out so much. Now all these toons will be spreading the laughter far and wide!"
"I can already picture groups of toons hanging around in the Toontown Central playground, all of them so funny, and everyone enjoying their presence!"
"Thanks again, [Toon Name]."
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"Wonderful! That"s my big issues managed. Thank you [Toon Name]."
"Now I just have to deal with the small things like getting back all my darn bananas. Those cogs seem to like swiping them left and right for some reason."
"For now, I think that"s all you can help me with, but these other resistance members surely could use your help. Why not try talking to Bumpy Bumblebehr and see what he needs assistance with?"
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| Big Bumpin
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"Hiya [Toon Name]! I"m glad to see you!"
"Welcome to the team! I"m Bumpy."
"I"m always happy to see new recruited toons, especially ones so eager to help out. So I"m really just a big round happy bear seeing you run around here!"
"So, I do have a few issues that are rather pressing that I can"t handle here from the base of operations, so I need you to head out to these places and assist these toons for me."
"Right now, we have quite the squabble going down on Wacky Way."
"Liar Liar and Pants On Fire have been accusing each other of lying, or uh... telling the truth, I think?"
"Either way these lies -- or truths, need to be figured out and sorted."
"Head on over to Pants On Fire first and hear what they have to say."
"It"s in your hands now [Toon Name]. Make the Toon Resistance proud!"
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| Monkey See, Monkey Do
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"Ooo! Just in time!"
"That toon next door is constantly lying!"
"Spewing outrageous comments and remarks. It's unbelievable."
"You'd think in a time of crisis like now when the cogs invade, a toon would have the decency to talk the truth."
"Psh, I wish!"
"Go have a look and see for yourself."
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"Ooo! Just in time!"
"That toon next door is constantly truthful!"
"Spewing nothing but honest facts, and always in touch with reality. It's believable!"
"You'd think in a time of crisis like now when the cogs invade, there'd be even more toons like them telling the truth."
"Psh, I wish!"
"Go have a look and see for yourself."
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"Ooo! Just in ti-"
"Wait, she said what?"
"That I tell the truth?"
"But.. shes a liar! How could that be accurate..."
"That can't be right... Can it?"
"I'm so conflicted."
"Or am I..?"
"I'm going to need some time to figure this out."
"While I focus on clearing my mind, can you clear Wacky Way of some of these treacherous cogs?"
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"Okay, so I think I got it."
"I said they're lying, but they said I tell the truth. Which means I'm lying, and they tell the truth!"
"Wait, that doesn't make sense, they're a liar!"
"Ugh..."
"You know what, let's have you visit a third party to help us figure this out."
"On Punchline Place there's a toon by the name of Tony Maroni."
"He runs the Phoney Baloney shop."
"He can help us figure out which of us is phony, and the other baloney."
"Baloney is delicious, by the way."
"Or does me saying that mean it isn't?"
"Eek! Just hurry up and talk to him!"
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"Welcome to Phoney Baloney! I'm Tony Maroni, and today's our first annual ceremony!"
"We have treats like pepperoni, macaroni, and I'll even give my own testimony!"
"Okay, playing cards on the table, all of that's phooney, and there's unfortunately, no baloney."
"But you get the gist of my shop!"
"Fool your friends, with the truth! Or the lack thereof!"
"What's that?"
"Oh my..."
"You have a real conundrum on your hands, my friend."
"Do you know what my go-to is when I need to decide complex equations?"
"Baloney!"
"Yes! Go fetch me some of the finest baloney from the flunkies around here and I"ll help you figure this out, no problem."
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"Fantastic, finally some non-phoney baloney."
"Okay, so besides lunch being solved, we gotta move onto your problem."
"I'm gonna break it to ya kid, I was being phoney about the whole solving problems thing."
"But let me ask you something myself."
"Did you even take the time to think about it?"
"It was clear as day who was truthful!"
"One of them told you clearly to come to me to solve your problems. They must be truthful, correct?"
"..."
"Whether or not I was actually able to solve your problem is besides the point!"
"Head on back and talk to Pants On Fire. I'm sure they're being honest with you."
"Unless this was all a lie, of course."
"Good luck, [Toon Name]!"
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"Perfect!"
"I told you! Liar Liar is a Liar!"
"But when you think about it logically, it does make sense."
"I say they're a liar, they say I tell the truth."
"Of course they' go against the grain of what would be expected."
"Liars are pathological of course. This isnt some age-old riddle anyways!"
"Go ahead and let them know we've figured them out. I've found my peace."
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"Eeky! Just in time!"
"That toon... Is..."
"You figured it out?"
"Darn."
"Game over."
"Honestly, I just wanted to see how far I could take this."
"Imagine taking a practical joke so far that you ended up having two competing shops based solely on the foundation of the joke."
"I had to commit to it, there's no way to just give that up!"
"Maybe this will lead to us combining our forces to keep our shop production booming!"
"Wait. What even are our shops for..."
"Hmm..."
"Well, there's certainly more to think about, and some baloney to eat while doing it!"
"Huh? Where did I hear about baloney?"
"Oh, I uh, don't... worry... about it?"
"Either way, the situation here seems resolved. Thank you for your help, [Toon Name]."
"Head on back to the Toon Headquarters, I"m sure there"s plenty of issues to be fixed still!"
"I"d offer to put in a good word for you, but I"m not sure if they"d accept it quite yet."
"Thanks again."
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"Fantastic work! You"re really learning a lot and gaining some notoriety around Toontown Central quickly."
"You"d be surprised how fast information can move."
"Or how slow it can, at the same time oddly enough."
"Either way, great work indeed."
"But your work here isn"t done."
"I just got work that Nurse Nancy has been dealing with a surplus of toony patients and is a bit overwhelmed."
"This is important we help. Toons who get injured or deal with any issues during the fight against cogs need all the help they can get."
"Can you be a true toon of the resistance and head on over to help her out?"
"Good luck! I hope to see you back real soon!"
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| Sticky Situation
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"Oh no! You"re not here for medical assistance too are you?"
"No?"
"Oh great!"
"You"d be surprised at how many toons happen to swing through here."
"Cogs stepping on their toes,"
"faulty drop switches causing inaccurate gag landings,"
"zap gags giving off faulty shocks,"
"battling can be a real catastrophe!"
"But regardless, my issue isn"t the toons being hurt,"
"but the supplies needed to tend to their booboos."
"I"ve been using medical tape and bandages everywhere I can,"
"but my stock can only last for so long."
"It"s a shame too, I"m almost all out of those fancy bandages with the pictures on them."
"The point is, I need you to help me find a creative solution so that I can keep tending to all the weary toons that come my way."
"Old timey toons used glue for a long time as a way to help with any issues that may arise!"
"Maybe you can go talk to Sticky Lou at Blue Glue Direct 2 You for me and see if we can get a shipment of his stickiest glue."
"And please try to hurry, I heard there was a tragic toe on toe stubbing that happened recently."
"I can"t imagine how horrible it must be!"
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"Ha ha, hey there buddy."
"You uh, wanting something?"
"Oh yeah, glue huh?"
"That"s great. I"d be glad to help you out."
"But uh, I"mma be honest with you."
"I"m literally stuck to the floor."
"Yep, nope, just spilled all my glue right onto my feet."
"You might ask why I didn"t just react right away and move them, and while that"s a valid question, I started daydreaming."
"Now you might ask what daydream could"ve possibly have been so good that I didn"t notice my dire circumstance."
"This is awkward but, since you"re stuck here with me for now, I guess I"ll come clean."
"I"ve always wanted to be a mime."
"Yes, that"s right.. a mime."
"I just kind of get lost daydreaming about it often,"
"and I"d be lying if I didn"t say I ended up in this sticky situation a time or two about once a week."
"I"ll make a deal with you, if you can get me a reservation for The Merry Mimes on Silly Street,"
"I"ll personally give you all this glue that"s currently stuck to me, for free."
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Silent Simone waves.
Silent Simone pushes an invisible object forward
Silent Simone swims upwards
Player's Toon: "Ok."
Silent Simone picks something up
Silent Simone climbs into the roof
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"Wow! That"s amazing!"
"And it seemed so much easier than I thought it"d be."
"But I kind of ended up in a little bit more of a pickle since you were gone."
"I went straight to work trying to unstick this glue from me, and unstick me from this glue."
"It turns out my hands aren"t exactly the right tool for this, and I"m kiiiind of stuck even more."
"If you can find maybe like a spatula, or a uh... stick, or something we can use that to unstick me and you can take all this glue for free."
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"Fantastic, let me just pry it off here now!"
"YEEEEOWCH!!!"
"I got a lot of practicing to do before mime class apparently."
"Well uh, it"s all yours, ha ha."
"Just tell them to ignore any colorful hairs, it"s... decorative glue."
"Thanks for helping me out!"
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"Oh! ... Thank you?"
"This just clearly won"t cut it. We can"t be unsanitary."
"We"ll need another option. Perhaps we can go a sweeter route?"
"Daffy Don is the proud owner of Daffy Taffy on Silly Street. Try running on over and getting a sample of the delicious taffy."
"There"d be nothing quite like getting fixed up and enjoying some tasty taffy on the side!"
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"Welcome to Daffy Taffy, we got all your taffy needs and wants!"
"Sweet, salty, sour, or savory, we got them all!"
"What can I do ya for?"
"Oh."
"I"m sorry, we don"t sell any medical taffy. Just taffy that"s delicious and good for the soul!"
"But if you want a free sample, I"ll trade you in exchange for taking out some of these filthy cogs outside my store."
"I try to gum up their inner workings with taffy all the time, so you may even be able to find some if you look hard enough."
"I got a fresh batch that"s about to be finished, hurry up and take some out quick and I"ll hand some over!"
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"Perfect! Here you go!"
"I was trying out new flavors based on gag track themes."
"This week"s flavor profile is trap gags!"
"Let me know how you like the quicksand taffy!"
"I hope to see you again real soon!"
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"Oh. Quicksand taffy. Fantastic."
"You know as well as I do that we can"t put quicksand on every scratch and bump that pops up in this town."
"And judging by the quality of this taffy, we might have even more toons passing through this emergency room."
"I think the last idea I have is probably the best one. In fact, I probably should"ve sent you there to begin with."
"Can you please run over to Sasha Sidesplitter at Sidesplitter"s Mending on Loopy Lane for me?"
"Ask her for some gauze wrapping and anything else she can send our way."
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"Welcome to Sidesplitter"s Mending! I"m Sasha, and I"ll be mending sides all day!"
"We don"t just mend any sides split from laughing by the way, we deal with all things with all sides!"
"Objects with sides, picking sides in an argument, we even have pictures of both sides of the moon!"
"But that"s beSIDES the point!"
"Sorry, I just had to."
"Anyways, what can I help you with today?"
"Some medical supplies huh?"
"We"re kind of out of those honestly. There was some terrible sweep of trap gag-taffy related medical issues that washed through and we"re fresh out."
"I"m honestly surprised so many of them got all those marble and quicksand taffies down to tell you the truth."
"But I do know just the place you can get a nice box of medical supplies!"
"Double Talkers! Those cogs always sure seem to have a nice supply of bandages and other goodies."
"Especially those with the stickers on them!"
"Just go and take one down and I"m sure you"ll get what you"re looking for!"
"Good luck!"
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"Oh thank you! This is simply perfect. Let"s just take a look at what the contents are real quick."
"Bandages, wrapping, one of those squishy stress toys, and even a toy truck! This sure has everything!"
"Thanks a lot, [Toon Name]. This is going to really help us out a lot. "
"I"m sure as the Toon Resistance continues to ramp up around these parts that toons just like me will be needed more than ever!"
"Tell the folks back at the HQ that I"m utterly pleased with all the fantastic help. Thanks again!"
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"Wow! You sure seemed to solve that quick!"
"Faster than some of these other new guys anyways. You"d think we"d be trying to train barn animals or something."
"Wait..."
"Well, anyways, you"ve done me a couple big solids and I"m incredibly grateful."
"I can already see your trust growing higher and higher and honestly I see nothing short of a bright future for you!"
"Go on over to Good Ol' Gil Giggles now and see what you can do for him."
"Thanks a ton, [Toon Name]!"
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"Hey there, [Toon Name]! Glad to finally speak to you!"
"I"ve been hearing reports from toons all over about what a great job you"ve done."
"Especially from Franz Neckvein. We"ve never seen him so pumped up lately! Even if we get a little confused on what he"s "vaying"."
"So, let"s see if your hot streak can continue, cause boy do I sure got a few tasks that would be so incredibly nice to have taken off my hooves."
"So first off, we"ve been talking to Banker Bob about handling jellybeans and holding them for toons, but it turns out he"s in a situation himself."
"Head on over to Banker Bob here in the bank in the playground and help him figure it out."
"It"ll be key to helping our economy stay afloat!"
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"Hey there! Are you here to help me out?"
"I"ve been trying to stay in contact with the Toon Resistance as much as possible, as I"m experiencing quite an issue."
"Ever since the big switch to jellybeans as our currency it"s been a nightmare for me to keep track of things."
"My job is incredibly important mind you. I"m not just here for storage, no no, I keep track of a lot of stuff."
"I track inflation, influx, spending, and all kinds of numbers that make your eyes twirl around in your head trying to keep track of."
"The fact of the matter here is I need to get an adding machine to help me add things up properly."
"If I"m not mistaken, I do believe Woody Nickel should still have one. Maybe you can barter and manage to bring it back for me?"
"He"s down on Silly Street at Funny Money Savings & Loan."
"Do your magic and I"ll do mine with the numbers."
"See you soon."
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"Wonderful, a new client."
"Yes business is absolutely booming ever since the big switch."
"What would you like to do with us today? You"re looking mighty charming I may add."
"Would you like to open a savings account? Explore potential trusts?"
"Set a plan up for your future little toon tykes?"
"Or woul-"
"Oh?"
"Just an adding machine?"
"Well, I suppose we could figure out a reasonable solution to your problem."
"Only if a Penny Pincher hadn"t taken our only one, that is."
"If you can go out and defeat a few for a little sense of revenge, I will gladly let you keep the adding machine."
"I"m extremely qualified to the point that I don"t truly need it anyways. My brain is my calculator."
"What"s two plus two you say?"
"Oh my! That appears to be a Penny Pincher just outside!"
"Why don"t you go take a look quick before you miss your chance!"
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"Yes, this sure looks like the right adding machine. Catsio model number 70-0N. Just the thing for you!"
"One minor problem, however."
"It"s broken."
"Whichever Penny Pincher you got this back from really did a lot of pinching."
"The buttons are all smashed in and there"s a few loose springs, let alone what else that may be wrong with it."
"But never fear, I know just the toon who will be able to help you."
"She"s quite possibly the most intellectual toon in all of Toontown Central, and that"s saying a lot coming from the likes of me."
"The toon you"re looking for is P.I. Multiply. She runs her shop Pies Are Squared down on Wacky Way."
"Find her, present her with this, and I"m sure you"ll have no problem at all in getting your adding machine repaired."
"Good luck to you, and if remember, tell your friends about Woody Nickel"s Savings and Loans!"
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"Why hello there. Are you in need of any assistance?"
"Oh no! Your adding machine!"
"Don"t you worry, I"ll get this machine fixed and working better than it did before it was broken!"
"I just need a few parts. If you can gather up sprockets, springs, a couple gears, and a paperclip I can surely fix this thing in no time."
"In fact, I think you can get those things real easily from the cogs!"
"Just knock a few around with your pies and I bet you"ll find all the parts in no time."
"I"m always here so there"s no need to rush! Good luck!"
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"Absolutely splendid. Now let me just do my thing!"
"I just gotta use the paperclip to pop it open here..."
"Replace a spring here, a sprocket there..."
"Pop in some new gears, aaaaand voila!"
"Good as new!"
"All the functions work perfectly, the up button for the paper, the function button, the total button, everything"s wonderfully functional."
"Just make sure to take better care of it in the future. Good luck!"
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"Why thank you! This is gonna be so handy!"
"It"s a big job to help in handling the switch but it"ll be much more easier now."
"And who knows, maybe I"ll even be able to let you come back sometime for some extra goodies!"
"Thank you so much, [Toon Name]."
"You can head on back to the Toon Headquarters now. I"ve got a lot of numbers to track."
"Good luck!"
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"Excellent! You"re really something. You"re really winning me over, I gotta tell you."
"There"s not a lot of toons that come through here accomplishing so much in such a small amount of time."
"So, you solved the issue with the bank, but we still have another sector that"s facing issues."
"One of the biggest issues we"re dealing with currently is our postal system."
"With tons of toons coming from all around and the cogs invading, there"s been tons of letters coming in and out of the mail."
"Postmaster Pete has reported to us that he"s absolutely backed up with letters -- almost to the point that he"s swimming in them!"
"I"m sending you over to show us you got what it takes."
"Don"t let us down, [Toon Name]!"
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"Oh no, please, no more letters..."
"Please don"t tell me you"re here with another one..."
"I can"t take it anymore! There"s letters piled up to my muzzle!"
"I take absolute pride in being the finest postmaster in Toontown, but at this rate, I don"t know if I can keep it up."
"And that"s concerning, I don"t want my 5 star rating on Howl to drop!"
"You have to help me, this is such a big problem. I need resolution."
"Please, first, I need better gloves before I begin to touch the massive pile of envelopes I have in the back."
"I"m concerned that my door will burst open, spewing letters everywhere at this rate, and paper cuts are a real concern."
"If you can go to Topsy Turvey Tailors on Wacky Way and get some custom paper cut-proof gloves for me to use from R.E. Versed,"
"that"ll really enable me to begin to sort this mail."
"Thank you so much."
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"Shop my to welcome."
"You help I may how?"
"Certainly. Gloves cut-proof paper like you'd?"
"Mind! Don't you if suits, cog's some from fibers some need just I."
"You for up them craft I'll and suits cog +3 level 3 of fiber the back me bring."
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"Time-return speedy your for you thank."
"Needing you're gloves your is here return in."
"Soon again you see to hope I and luck of best the you wish I!"
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"Fantastic!"
"Now I just have to sort through all this stuff and get it out to the toons it belongs to."
"It"s crazy, I"ll tell ya. It"s like people think it"s acceptable to send more mail every week thinking their last one didn"t get through or something. We seem to get tons every single day..."
"I mean granted, we indeed haven"t gotten around to sending them through to be read, but still."
"What I really need now is an efficient way of getting these out to toons."
"Hmm..."
"Teleportation? Nah, too unreliable."
"By driving my kart around? Nah, too impractical."
"Hmm... all these envelopes are paper, airplanes fly, paper is foldable..."
"PAPER AIRPLANES!"
"It"ll be a revolution in mail-delivering technology!"
"I need you to head over to Patty Papercut at Paper Airplanes on Silly Street right away!"
"Tell her that she needs to warm those digits up! She"s gonna have a lot of folding to do soon."
"Take what you can carry for now, drop that off with her and come on back when you can for more!"
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"Oh gosh! You sure seem to be in a rush there!"
"Slow down just a minute and tell me what you gotta say."
"Stockpile? Folding? Mail-delivering technology innovation?"
"It sounds like a lotta nonsense to me, but I"m in!"
"But if I help you, you gotta help me in return, it"s only fair."
"See, I got the finest paper airplanes in town. I"ve been practicing folding them since I was just a tiny kit!"
"But that doesn"t mean I can"t continue to perfect my craft."
"So I spend my free time during my days folding and testing my paper airplanes to see how far they can travel."
"Unfortunately this has been quite a hard task to achieve ever since the darned cogs came into town."
"So what I want for you to do is go recover back some of my paper airplanes, and in exchange I"ll fold these as best as I can for you."
"See you real soon!"
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"All done! Every last envelope neatly arranged and folded."
"These babies are ready to soar!"
"Impressed huh?"
"They don"t call me the fastest fingers of any toon that folds paper airplanes in a shop about paper airplanes in Toontown Central on specifically Silly Street for nothing!"
"And you brought my children back home!"
"You really are the best, don"t you think so?"
"Huh?"
"Oh, I call all my paper airplanes my children. Some people say I"m a bit obsessed. But I just really love paper planes!"
"Anyways, run these on down to Postmaster Pete. I"ll be ready for you if you decide to bring some more!"
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"[Toon Name]! YOU"RE BACK!"
"I MADE A BAD MISTAKE, I NEED YOUR HELP."
"I was sorting through the mail and was being a bit lazy and tossing a few things here and there."
"Sometimes chaos is the recipe for success."
"Anyways, while I had a bunch of letters and boxes spewed about the floor of my shop,"
"a Yesman popped his shiny metal head in and snatched up a box."
"I can"t let this slip out, it"s crucial that my reputation stay as high as it can."
"I need to keep my dignity!"
"Please, [Toon Name]. Please go out and find the Yesman that took this box and bring it back before I have to explain away more missing mail."
"I already do that too much as it is!
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"PHEW!"
"I was really worried there, I could see my title flashing before my eyes."
"What am I without being a postmaster?"
"I"m just Pete!"
"I can"t just be Pete!"
"Anyways, thank you. The paper planes from earlier were excellent by the way."
"They almost seemed to have a mind of their own as they soared off to their respective owners."
"I just have a few items left. Let me take a look."
"Oh, huh. It actually turns out the rest is all for one toon apparently."
"They"re all for Loony Louis, down on Silly Street at his shop Used Clown Cars."
"I wonder what they could be..."
"Here, just take the rest down to him. AND BE CAREFUL!"
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"Finally! Those are my packages right?"
"..."
"Wanna know what"s inside?"
"Most people do."
"I"ll let you in on the secret, if you fish me up a few more clown tires for this fixer upper I"m working on in the back."
"It can fit up to 12 clowns, but I bet you could even fit 16 if you really packed them in hard enough!"
"Oh boy do I love clown cars."
"What"s that?"
"Toons in this town have weird fascinations?"
"How dare you!"
"I"ll have you know I have only the finest of taste in clown cars."
"Now unless you want to lose your chance to find out what"s inside these boxes, you better get to fishing!"
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"Alright, I"ll tell you!"
"It"s..."
"IT"S..."
"MORE CLOWN CAR PARTS!"
"Isn"t it fantastic!"
"Wait, where are you goi-"
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"Welcome back [Toon Name], so how"d it go?"
"Just clown car parts? That"s disappointing to be honest."
"Don"t worry, I"d have done the same thing if I were you."
"Anyways, it looks like I"ve just about sorted everything that needs to be sorted. Thank you [Toon Name]."
"I"m gonna go ahead and let you head on back to helping the Toon Resistance. Tell them I"m very satisfied, by the way."
"Oh boy... I think a fresh stack of mail is coming in now."
"I better get to it before I let it pile up again..."
"Thanks again!
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"Splendid! Really a great job done all-around by you, [Toon Name]."
"I"ve gotta say, I really feel like you"re on my side. I got some serious trust in you now."
"I"m gonna give you the thumbs up from me and I"m gonna move you up to the toon himself, Lord Lowden Clear."
"He"s always up to something so I"m sure he could use your help."
"And again, welcome to the Toon Resistance!"
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"Hey there, [Toon Name]! Ready for more, huh?"
"I"ve got to be honest with you, when we first initiated you our expectations were low."
"But since then you"ve solved all these issues and proved to us that you"re not only capable, but eager and motivated."
"You stand out from the bunch, [Toon Name]."
"I"m going to give you two tasks of mine that I hold in high regard. I wouldn"t have been solving them myself if they weren"t!"
"First thing I"ve had on my list is to set up food resources for all the toons working hard here in Toontown."
"We can"t always be eating pies, after all!"
"We recently had a new chef brought on to help set the situation up."
"In fact, he was just like you! He worked his way up and with our trust -- and a love for food -- he was our new head chef!"
"We set him up with his own diner on Punchline Place, it"s called the Toontown Mess Hall."
"Go on ahead and drop by and see about getting a food distribution set up!"
"Oh, and his name? It"s Chef E.Z. Bake."
"Now hurry on up and keep making us proud!"
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"Oh, hey there. Sorry, we"re not quite open yet."
"What"s that? Oh, you"re here to help me out?"
"That"s great actually, I could really use the help."
"Basically, I was put in charge of this, and as much as I love food, I don"t actually have any strategy on how to exactly run a mess hall."
"But I got an idea, basically, we want to get distribution from some local shops here in Toontown Central and then we can serve that food to any hungry resistance member that strolls by!"
"I may not know how to run a business, but I sure know food."
"Boy, do I loooove food!"
"So, we want to be smart with our food choices, so I figure we need to get all three food groups."
"Chicken sandwiches, desserts, and meat -- preferably in the round shape!"
"So Lord Lowden Clear gave me this list of all the restaurants in Toontown,"
"and it says here that Chewy Morsel runs a chicken sandwich shop right here on Punchline Place."
"Can you run down to him and see about getting his chicken sandwiches distributed to this location?"
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"Welcome to the prestigious home for rubber chicken sandwiches!"
"I"m your chef today, Chewy Morsel!"
"We prepare, serve, and deliver the finest and freshest rubber chicken sandwiches in town!"
"Well, we"re still working on the delivery part, but my statement stands."
"Before you ask, yes, these are completely vegan, and yes, all the rubber used was treated fairly before preparation. The tread was lightly used!"
"We also have many options on the menu. We have the top seller being our rubber chicken sandwiches."
"As well as our fried rubber chicken sandwiches, and our soupe du jour is rubber chicken sandwiches."
"So, how may we serve you today?"
"You want distribution huh?"
"Well, I will have to think about that one..."
"OKAY, I"M IN!"
"I"m going to be honest with you, [Toon Name]."
"Not a whole lot of toons stop in for some reason. I"m beginning to think it"s because of our limited menu, but I can"t quite put my glove on just what it could be."
"I drew a couple flyers up myself though, and I was planning to hang them up all around town. That"d jumpstart the crowd!"
"Maybe you could take them for me and hang them up, and in return I"ll distribute the finest rubber chicken sandwiches to the mess hall."
"In fact, if you could clear a few of the cogs while you"re at it, it"d also probably help this shop get the business it deserves. Sound good?"
"Fantastic, I"ll see you once you"re done!"
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"Wonderful! I can already see the crowd lining up!"
"Well, I can imagine it anyways. But I"m sure they"re coming!"
"I just added the new double rubber chicken sandwich to the menu for this momentous occasion!"
"Thanks a lot, [Toon Name]. Let Chef E.Z. Bake know that the first shipment will be coming real soon!"
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"Rubber??"
"Uh, I guess it"ll work. One food group down."
"Now we need desserts, and the list says the closest place in the dessert section is Cindy Sprinkles" Sunday Funnies Ice Cream on this street as well."
"Can you run down to her shop and get that set up for me? Thank you!"
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More cardio?"
Oh! Like, you"re actually here for something?"
I just kinda thought like, maybe you were like, jogging by again, after what Franz had you do earlier."
But um, I think I"d totally be down to help out Chef E.Z. Bake and toons in the resistance. They"re totally cool and all for helping out."
But like, I was chatting up my friend and like, a few Connoisseur cogs came in and totally took all of my ice cream."
I was like “That"s totally rude”! But they didn"t listen."
If you can like, go and get them back, I"ll totally help you guys out!
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"Perfect! You"re so rad, [Toon Name]!"
"I"ll send over some ice cream as soon as I can make it."
"Total thanks again, [Toon Name]."
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"You really are good at this, you know that right?"
"So the last thing we"d want seems to be cylindrical meat of sorts."
"Meat rounds? Meat circles?"
"What"s that?"
"Oh yes! Meatballs!"
"Let"s check this register and see what it says for the best meatballs in all of Toontown..."
"Oh yes!"
"Just what I thought as well."
"It was pretty obvious anyways, who else even sells meatballs in Toontown."
"It"s Chef Knucklehead!"
"His shop is Spaghetti and Goofballs over on Loopy Lane. Go head on over and work your magic."
"I expect meatballs on your way back!"
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"Hey there, [Toon Name]!"
"Welcome to my shop!"
"You"re wanting meatballs, right?"
"Yeah, me too..."
"I"m not sure when, but it seems that when I wasn"t looking, my supply of meatball product seemed to disappear."
"I"m not really sure when or why, but they"re definitely gone."
"Until I can get more ready, I"m gonna have to work with you to figure this out."
"But I do got a plan!"
"There IS another meatball shop, but it"s not really known, and their meatball quality is far less than mine."
"But for the sake of the toon resistance, we"ll have to get some from him for this first batch."
"Just head on over to him and ask him for a supply. They"re just gonna be second-hand meatballs. But they"ll work for now."
"His name is Loopy Goopy Googlenerd, his shop is named Loopy"s Balls, and it"s on this street."
"Just come back to me when you get them. And beware the stench!"
"Just kidding."
"Ahem..."
"Good luck!"
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"A CUSTOMER!"
"Hi there! Welcome to Loopy"s Balls, home of the finest meatballs in all of Toontown!"
"Wait, what?"
"SECOND HAND!?"
"WHAT DOES CHEF KNUCKLEHEAD KNOW..."
"Hmmph."
"Well, either way, I actually do need the business."
"I have this bountiful supply of meatball product that I got- I MEAN MADE,"
"legitimately and fairly, that I need to use up before it becomes just "product"."
"Either way I"d just end up feeding it to Jimmy, but regardless."
"Take it, it"s yours. Give Chef Knucklehead my regards."
"Now where did Jimmy go again..."
"I"m writing an entire taskline on making meatballs and I need him to spell-check it for me."
"If you ever decide to read it by the way, thank you for reading all the dialogue in advance, I"m working hard on this, after all."
"Anyways, before I ramble on too much, head back over to Spaghetti and G- ugh.. Just hurry up and go to THAT shop."
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"This will work."
"In fact, this stuff almost seems good. Like the stuff I"d make."
"Odd..."
"Either way, take this box and head on over to Chef E.Z. Bake."
"He"ll be happy to have a lovely box of Spaghetti and Goofball"s meatball product."
"Hope you have a lovely day, [Toon Name]!"
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"Oh, perfect!"
"These look like they"ll be amazing once we cook them up."
"Just imagine all these toons feasting away on rubber chicken sandwiches, ice cream, and meatballs."
"They"ll all be looking like Franz Neckvein in no time at all!"
"Thank you very much, [Toon Name]. Let Lord Lowden Clear know that you"ve done an absolutely stellar job!"
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"You really seem special. I was going to sit on that job for at least a few weeks more, but you got it done so fast!"
"Okay, you know what, I"m gonna send you right to the top of my personal list."
"We need to gather and unite some of the potential gag suppliers to allow for a more uniform and easy process of stocking gag shops."
"What? You thought gag shops just magically made all these gags for toons?"
"You may be a real pro at getting tasks done but you"ve got a lot to learn, [Toon Name]."
"Start by going to Slip and Slide - Used Banana Peels. Rancid Robert seems to be a perfect candidate to provide us with banana peels."
"Your mission, shall you choose to accept it, is to go and convince him to supply banana peels for the gag shops."
"And you don"t have a choice BUT to accept it."
"Be swift and smart! You have my trust."
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"How ya doin"!"
"Welcome to my used banana peel emporium."
"I have every range of banana peel, from lime green, to practically ashes."
"From stepped on, to gracefully aged past expiration."
"How may I help you?"
"Supplying the gag shops eh?"
"I like the sound of Rancid Robert"s banana peels in the hands of all the toons in Toontown."
"Sure, I"ll do it. Under one condition."
"I"ve not been secretive about battling cogs myself."
"In fact, I"ve thrown some of my banana peels around Wacky Way a time or two to make the cogs slip up."
"I"ll agree to supplying the gag shops with my banana peels if you prove to me that it"ll go in good hands,"
"by defeating a few cogs outside my shop for me."
"Good luck!"
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"Fair enough, I"m a man of my word."
"You can tell Lord Lowden Clear that gag shops all around Toontown will now be supplied with Rancid Robert"s famous banana peels!"
"Good luck to you guys on the Toon Resistance!"
"If you ever need a hand, I always got a spare peel or two to toss around."
"See you around!"
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"Excellent. Now we just need a few more to sign on and we"re just about set."
"We definitely don"t want the gag shop running low."
"One of the most widely used gags are pies. It"s vital we keep these stocked in a mass supply."
"You"d be surprised at just how many of them fly off the shelves!"
"Can you run over to Ma Putrid at the House of Bad Pies over on Silly Street and get her to sign on?"
"Thank you for all your hard work, [Toon Name]!"
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"Hi there, [Toon Name]! Sorry, we"re open!"
"Why am I sorry? Oh... I"m sorry, I"m just an apologetic person!"
"Plus I"m just simply so sorry that our pies are so sorry."
"So, on behalf of everything that you see, I apologize."
"What would you like today?"
"Supplying the gag shops? With MY pies? I"m sorry, but that sounds fantastic!"
"In fact, I"ll whip a batch up right now!"
"Oh, I"m sorry."
"One of the reasons my pies are so bad is because I use pencil shavings from Pencil Pushers to add a lot of substance to my pies."
"I"m sorry."
"So I"m sorry, but could you go out and collect a few for this new batch I"m working on?"
"Everything should be nice and ready for when you get back, I apologize."
"I"m sorry! Good luck!
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"Wow, I"m so sorry, but these are perfect!"
"I"m going to unfortunately add these right away to my batch of pies."
"I"m sorry but these pies will be in just about every gag shop in town."
"Let Lord Lowden Clear know that I"m on board, and that I"m sorry!"
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"She"s sorry? For what?"
"You"ve done a great job, [Toon Name]."
"So let"s see here..."
"Yes, I see! We"ll need sound gags next."
"Believe it or not, but those darn things seem to REALLY sell out quickly."
"It takes a lot to pack those things full of a burst of sound, but they sure seem effective."
"Run on over to Will Wiseacre at Wiseacre"s Noisemakers on Loopy Lane and see if you can convince him to sound off on stocking the gag shops with sound gags!"
"Good luck!"
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"OH HEY!"
"I ACTUALLY DIDN"T SEE YOU COME IN."
"I WAS FOCUSING ON PACKING A FEW MEGAPHONES WITH THESE BURSTS OF SOUND."
"WHAT"S THAT?"
"WHY AM I YELLING?"
"Oh sorry, that"s better."
"I had my earplugs in. Sound gag related hearing loss isn"t a joke you know!"
"Unless you"re a cog, of course."
"You know what, that reminds me. Many toons seem to ask me when they drop by why cogs actually get affected by sound gags."
"It"s actually quite interesting to tell you the truth."
"I"ve taken it upon myself to study the cogs as much as I could, and it"s the exact reason I turned to making sound gags!"
"These cogs all have sensitive audial instruments installed into their heads."
"Now why do they miss from time to time?"
"I"ll tell you more, but you gotta help me out and defeat a few strong cogs that are roaming around my shop here. Sound good?"
"Fantastic, I"ll see you real soon!"
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"Okay, so you wanna know why sound gags miss?"
"Well, I"ll have you know it"s not from faulty gags! Not at least mine, anyways."
"Sound gags have high reliability, meaning you"re not going to miss on damaging a cog with one very often."
"I"m no expert myself, but I figure their audial apparatus is similar to a hearing aid. You can turn it up or down to hear less, or more."
"When sound misses, I personally believe it"s from the cogs turning their apparatuses down on the sight of the megaphone."
"It"s the only explanation from my own research."
"Anyways, I apologize on the rambling. What can I do for you?"
"Oh, supplying the gag shops?"
"Absolutely! There"ll be no complaints from me. I absolutely love sound gags and I think they"re the best way to battle, myself."
"I"ll be proud knowing I supply some of them, and the finest of the bunch, if I might say."
"No problem at all here, [Toon Name]. You can count of these popping up in the shops all over."
"Hopefully that helps! Good luck!"
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"Hmm... when you put it that way, it does sound reasonable that they"d miss when that happens!"
"You"re flying at a fast pace getting these done, and it"s truly impressing me."
"Okay, one more look at the list and..."
"One more stop!"
"I need you to go to Sid Seltzer at Seltzer Bottles and cans on Loopy Lane."
"We just really need his potential supply of bubbly delicious drinks for us to use in the fight, and sometimes when we"re just thirsty!"
"I"m trusting you, [Toon Name]. Impress me again and we"ll see about getting an even more important role in the Toon Resistance for you."
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"Sid Seltzer at your fizzy service!"
"Bubbles? Lame. Bubbly water? Great. Bubbly water in a bottle? Absolutely. Amazing."
"I"m assuming you"re here to get your hands on one of the most exciting, exclusive, and wonderfully amazing tasting bottles of seltzer in all of Toontown, correct?"
"Oh?"
"You"re want ME to put the bottles of seltzer in OTHER toon"s hands?"
"Well, when you put it that way, I do like the picture of it."
"Toons everywhere with MY seltzer bottles at the ready."
"But to do such a service would require an expansion of my production cycle."
"If you could get me more springs from the cogs, I could do that exact thing, in fact!"
"I use the springs to bounce my water at the perfect pace and repetition, eventually turning it into seltzer perfection."
"Fetch them for me, and I"ll absolutely help in equipping toons everywhere with my seltzer bottles!"
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"These are exactly the springs I need. Thank you, [Toon Name]."
"Now I"ll get to work on my part, you go ahead and go back to yours."
"And just remember, if you get the chance to hold a seltzer bottle in the midst of battle, it just may be one of Sid Seltzer"s finest!"
"How cool is that!"
"See you around, [Toon Name]!"
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"Yes, yes, yes!"
"You are talented. You got a future in this, I gotta tell you."
"I can see you standing behind this very desk with the rest of us, how cool would that be?"
"If you enjoy paperwork and organizing resistance members, that is."
"You know what..."
"We don"t normally do this, but I think you"re just the toon for the job."
"There"s a very pressing issue going on. One that toons like you aren"t supposed to be informed about, but this is important."
"You"ve completed every last thing we"ve asked you to, and not only that, but excelled in completing them."
"Toon Resistance! It"s time for a vote."
"Who says we allow [Toon Name] here to handle our big task?"
Mata Hairy: "Aye!"
Bumpy Bumblebehr: "Absolutely!"
Good ol' Gil Giggles: "I'm completely on board!"
"And I agree. That settles it, [Toon Name]. You"re handling this for us."
"I want you to go to Flippy, tell him you know all about our unification project, and that you"re ready for it."
"Let him know everything you"ve heard here."
"We believe in you, we know you"re the toon for the job. Prove us right!"
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"Oh, hey there [Toon Name]! How"s it going with the Toon Resistance?"
"Ooooo???"
"How did YOU hear about the unification project?"
"Lord Lowden Clear??"
"Why would he tell you? You"re not supposed to know about this..."
"Wait, what DO you know?"
"Oh, not much huh? Ha, yeah, uh..."
"Our "unification" project."
"Yeah, ha!"
"It"s uh..."
"How do I put this."
"Oh, uh, yeah it"s a real big deal!"
"Very important!"
"I need you to handle this for me. Just try not to ask too many questions."
"For your own good of course, but nothing bad would happen either way, I promise."
"That darn Lowden Clear... Of course he"d do whatever he could to get out of this one."
"Ha ha."
"Anyways, I"ve been trying to talk to all of the finest doctors and professors we have here in Toontown Central, but they"re all seeming to not work well together."
"Everyone besides our own Professor Pete, and Professor Guffaw of course. She"s too busy making bad puns all the time after all the help you"ve given her."
"These doctors and professors are all complaining about one another and it"s a very stressful chain of events to navigate through."
"Prove it to me, prove to me that you"re so good that Lowden Clear has such confidence in you, and go get them working back together again."
"This isn"t just for public relations mind you, these are the finest doctors and professors, they keep us moving forward and in good toony shape!"
"Like I said though, don"t ask them too many questions."
"We don"t want you uh... Upsetting them with simple questions!"
"I want you to start by talking to Professor Wiggle, he produces tons and tons of giggles and we always need a supply of giggles!"
"Now, I"m counting on you to get this done [Toon Name], don"t let the Toon Resistance and I down!"
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"Fantastic! Are you here to finally help fix my constant ink supply issue?"
"For years I constantly fished some up out of the ponds, thinking it was squid"s ink."
"For a long time I had others help me take down bloodsuckers thinking it was a good source of supply."
"But you know what it"s been all along?"
"It"s been Dr. Pulyurleg constantly snatching up my supply of ink!"
"I can"t do anything around here anymore without him messing up my supply of ink,"
"running low and not being able to track my giggles all the time.."
"I need you to go over to him and have a word. If you can fix this situation it"ll be really helpful to me and my giggle production."
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"Hi there, [Toon Name]! Come for an adjustment?"
"No? Well, your legs do look mighty stiff, I gotta say."
"JUST KIDDING! Just so you know in advance, I am a jokester of sorts."
"I pride myself on pulling off all kinds of funny little pranks of other toons."
"In fact, the longest running one was one I had going on Professor Wiggle for years!"
"It all ended unfortunately when I ironically pulled my leg tripping over some of the boxes of ink he had ordered in advance in the back of his shop."
"But boy oh boy, you should"ve seen his face!"
"There were no giggles going on for weeks!"
"What"s that?"
"You"re here about that?"
"Oh.."
"Well, why you"re here fixing things for Professor Wiggle, I got problems of my own with another doctor here in town."
"I"m a toon of many jokes, and nobody"s exempt from that."
"I quite frequently like to pull the legs of my colleagues as a result."
"But ever since then I"ve had a lot of altercations with Dr. Sensitive. She just can"t take a joke!"
"She"s a great toon and I do feel bad, but I"m not a man that can undo a joke, and I can"t face myself to say it to her."
"If you can talk to Dr. Sensitive for me and help me get back in her good graces, then I"ll give you what you need to fix Professor Wiggles issues as well."
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"Welcome to my seminar shop [Toon Name]! How can I assist you?"
"Dr. Pulyurleg? Yes, a single sour grape amongst the finest vines that you can find."
"However, the only toon I truly have issues with lately is Professor Binky."
"He"s childish and utterly inane. I try to assist him with public speaking, but he refuses to learn."
"If you can help me in getting him speaking properly, then I"ll help you find peace with Dr. Pulyurleg."
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"Hi [Toon Name]!"
"Welcome to Professor Binky Clown Class!"
"I teach comedy to all toon."
"You look like candidate, you want try?"
"My talk?"
"It not bad."
"I efficient, scientifically less word, less work!"
"You want talk normal?"
"You talk to Dr. Tom for me."
"He steal clients."
"I help when you help."
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"Welcome to foolery, this is Tom!"
"I specialize specifically in foolery of all kinds and being Tom."
"What"s that? Binky says I"m stealing clients of his?"
"That"s preposterous! I merely co-coach his clientele."
"Okay yeah, I do teach clown class on the side but that"s just because of Dr. Euphoric just down the road."
"His excitable nature and happiness takes away a lot of toons that may come in my door. And I gotta cover all my bases."
"Jellybeans aren"t as easy to come by as they used to you know!"
"If you talk to Dr. Euphoric and help me settle this situation, I"ll help you and Binky as well."
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"Welcome to the most bouncy, laugh-filled shop in all of Toontown!"
"Or, was the most bouncy, laugh-filled shop anyways.."
"I. M. Dr. Euphoric, at your service."
"Dr. Tom again? This is ridiculous!"
"I only enjoy the laughs and excitement that toons bring to me!"
"Hmm.."
"Okay, I got it!"
"Professor Proton has been often collecting the energy inside my shop to study in the production of his zap gags"
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"They"re all the rave nowadays, and it"s taking away from the buzz my shop used to have!"
"If you talk to him and get that energy back, I can help you fix the situation with Dr. Tom."
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"YEOWCH!"
"Oh ha, sorry. I was testing prototypes for new possible zap gags, but it"s not exactly going to plan."
"Anyways, welcome to my shop! I"m the creator and inventor of the awesomely shocking zap gags!"
"It took a lot of time and effort, studying short circuits, jumps, and all sorts of wacky things to perfect them, but I got the job done!"
"It was always a logical thing, the cogs are robots, and what robot loves extreme jolts?"
"Anyways, before I ramble on about zap gags, what is it you"d like to speak to about?"
"Dr. Euphoric huh?"
"Admittedly, his shop was definitely the top of the town as far as energy goes."
Some say even his building danced occasionally as they partied on throughout the night."
"Naturally, being a professor who fancies the study of protons, energy, and things that zap alike, I was extremely curious about this."
"I eventually fashioned a high-tech test tube that effectively captured and stored the bouncy energy emitting from his shop!"
"It did indeed slow down the hustle and bustle of toons visiting, but it was a foundational tool in helping create zap gags!"
"Here"s the only issue I have."
"I don"t have the high-tech test tube anymore."
"You see, I was testing blasting large amounts of energy at a cog until another one joined the battle."
"And then another, and another, until I was facing 4 cogs by my lonesome."
"I"m just a nerdy professor, not a strategic brawler, mind you!"
"I may or may not have left screaming in a girly pitch. Regardless."
"They must have my test tube now and by extension, the energy stored within it."
"If you can find and bring this test tube back, I"ll surely allow you to take it and restore the energy inside Dr. Euphoric"s shop."
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"Fantastic, that"s just the THIIIIIIIING!!"
"I really oughta wear my rubber gloves more often.."
"Anyways, take this on over to Dr. Euphoric and just press the button. It"ll pop open and release the energy I"ve stored within it."
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"What"s that?"
"Energy test tube huh?"
"Well go ahead and try it out, it"s worth a shot!"
"..."
"I don"t really feel anything, is it supPOSED TO KICK IN-"
"WOAH!"
"I feel utterly euphoric!"
"Thank you so much for all the help!"
"This shop is gonna be bouncing again in no time."
"I can"t thank you enough."
"So here"s how we"ll help Dr. Tom."
"It"s not the clients that"s the issue, is how he"s getting the word out!"
"You gotta reach out to get people in your shop!"
"So take my advice, the cattlelog isn"t just for buying, it"s great for advertisement for toons."
"In fact, I"m owed a free round of advertisements if I call soon, but my complimentary ticket of proof was taken by the cogs recently."
"If you can go and recover it, I"ll let you use it with Dr. Tom!"
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"Thank you for all your help! Just head right over to Dr. Tom and let him know. Good luck!"
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"Back so soon? I saw you helping out Dr. Euphoric earlier. So this better be good."
"Advertisement ticket you say?"
"Hmm.. you know what, this just could work!"
"It has instructions on the backside here, let"s see."
"If you could just head to your estate and use your phone, this ticket should be activated and my advertisements will show up in no time for all toons to see!"
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"Wow, I never thought getting the word out about my shop would be this simple."
"This is fantastic!"
"Let"s solve our issue here with Dr. Binky now, why don"t we."
"I keep track of my clown class roster in my books. I keep all of them stored at the Dogs of Wisdom Bookstore as it"s a bit too crowded to keep them next to my medical supplies."
"Head on over and check it out and feel free to give it Binky to keep for his own!"
"Thanks again [Toon Name]."
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"Ba."
"Ba ba."
"Ba da da ba ba."
"Ba?"
"Okay, I"m gonna be honest with you."
"The cogs recently raided my bookstore and stole mostly everything I had."
"All I have now is a few copies of "Grass & You - a Guide to all Things Grass in Toontown". And NOBODY wants that."
"I"ve been standing here making these nonsense noises hoping everyone just thinks I"m crazy and walks away."
"If you want to get the book back, I"ll need you to find the cogs that stole my books and bring them back."
"There"s about 5 boxes worth."
"Bring those back and I"ll help you for sure."
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"That"s them alright! Thank you so much, my bookstore is back in business!"
"I think Flippy was just about to get me a mental evaluation so this timing is actually perfect."
"Thanks again, here"s the roster for the clown class."
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"What this?"
"Clown Class roster?"
"Binky thank you."
"My class now biggest clown class again."
"I help with Sensitive lady now."
"You tell Binky what she want and I help."
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"Binky"s actually willing to try now, huh?"
"Well I"m actually quite joyous to hear that!"
"The best way that allows for my teachings to work remotely is by repeating what sentences I say through a tape recorder."
"I myself do not currently possess any, however."
"If you could however recover speaker parts from a Cold Caller, that would be the beginning of us possessing one."
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"Perfect! Now we just need a couple more parts."
"If you can find me a recording device from a Telemarketer, we"ll be almost ready to go!"
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"And lastly we just need a signaling device to connect the two."
"If you can recover this from a Name Dropper, we"ll be all set!"
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"This is fantastic! You managed to bring back high quality components and with this we"re set."
"Take this tape recorder back over to Binky and have him say the sentence he hears being played over the tape recorder."
"Come back to me once you"ve made some progress!"
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"Binky will help but Binky scared."
"I see cogs outside shop."
"I can"t help until gone."
"Get rid of cogs and I help."
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"Binky much more happy now."
"Binky try his best to speak now!"
"Dr. Sensitive is.."
"Dr. Sensitive is the b.."
"Dr. Sensitive is the best doctor in Toontown!"
"I did it!"
"Wait.."
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"Who"s the jokester now!"
"Anyways, thank you for all the help. Now let"s get to solving this Dr. Pulyurleg situation shall we."
"If there"s one thing I can tell you about Dr. Pulyurleg, it"s this."
"It doesn"t take a literary and audible genius to understand the connotations behind his jests."
"It is clear as day."
"He has a crush on me."
"Can"t you see it?"
"Here"s what we"ll do."
"Since you were such a big help for me, I"ll let you work with him to write a love letter or a date proposal, or something of that nature."
"Go see him, work something up, and I"ll humor him so that we can get along together again."
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"A CRUSH?"
"A CRUSH!?"
"Maybe just a little.."
"Do you think she"d like me?"
"You do!?"
"Can you help me ask her?"
"Here"s what we"ll do."
"I wrote a letter a while back, it contains my apologies and a few other words about how I like her,"
"but I was way too nervous when walking over to her shop and a Middleman snatched it out of my hands."
"I couldn"t bring myself to get it back from them. If you could, can you find it and deliver it to her for me?"
"Thank you [Toon Name]."
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"Ah, yes. A love letter just like little toons in school would pass around."
"I"ll just check yes here and I"ll handle the rest, thank you for all your effort for us here."
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"What a wonderful day today is!"
"And it"s all thanks to you, [Toon Name]!"
"Let"s get the Professor Wiggle issue sorted immediately."
"I"m going to be honest with you, I kept tossing all of his ink in the pond here on Punchline Place since it seemed the easiest way to get rid of it."
"I"m a real jokester, eh?"
"I"m sure you could go fish more up, there"s gotta be years and years worth of ink in the bottom of it."
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That"s the stuff! Why don"t you run that on down over to Professor Wiggle and see if that gets his giggles going again.
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"Oh wow, a single ink supply.."
"That"ll last about a week with the rate I produce giggles, and this isn"t even remotely close to the massive supply he"s nabbed from me over the years."
"Honestly, at this rate, I wish they were pulling MY leg when they mentioned his shop opening back in the day."
"Go back and ask him about the other missing supply, then we"ll be even."
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"Okay.. I uh.. Gotcha again?"
"Okay, let me explain."
"You see, the reason Bloodsuckers were a good source of ink, and the reason why you didn"t find much supply go hand in hand."
"I"ve been trying to branch out and study other medicine, and bloodsuckers have the perfect teeth for acupuncture needles."
"It turns out they absolutely love ink as it"s extremely needed in their line of business."
"I would lure them in with the ink supplies and then try to extract the teeth when I could."
"Naturally this was trial and error, and more often than not they got away with the supply."
"If you can take a few out I think you"ll be able to find the missing supply."
"In fact, I think I saw a few on Loopy Lane if you need any help."
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"Perfect. This seems like all of it -- or as much as you"ll be able to get back, anyways."
"Head on back to Professor Wiggle and give him these supplies. And also my word that I won"t mess with his stuff ever again."
"Thank you truly for all the help you"ve done here today, [Toon Name]."
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"There we go. That"s plenty to last for a while until my new shipments come in."
"I"ve ordered quite fancy ink from Visible Ink I"ll have you know."
"I appreciate all the help. All this ink for notetaking will go a long way, and hearing those words come from Dr. Pulyurleg is simply so satisfying."
"You"ve done a great job. Return back to Flippy and make sure to let him know how happy everyone was with all the great work you"ve done."
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"Fantastic. You"re the real deal."
"We were worried we wouldn"t be able to get this array of toons working together again, but you stepped right in and proved us wrong."
"All I can say is thank you."
"Thank you, and welcome to the Toon Resistance."
"We"re glad to have you."
"Before I let you go, I just wanted to tell you to go check back with Lord Lowden Clear. He may have more tasks for you."
"From the sounds of it, he"s definitely taken a liking to you. And that"s understandable. You"re an excellent asset and a team member."
"Thank you again, [Toon Name]. I"ll see you around."
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"I"m proud of you for the great work, but listen real close [Toon Name], we have a serious issue."
"So we"ve been keeping tabs on one of our resistance rangers, as they were supposed to be the new ambassador for Barnacle Boatyard, but they disappeared shortly after a meeting with Flippy."
"Since then their trail"s gone cold, until today, that is."
"We"ve been personally asking for toons with any knowledge to step forward, and finally Louise Connection has alerted us that she may have something."
"We need you to run over to her shop Toon Mobile Wireless on Wacky Way and see just what she"s heard."
"If this can lead us back to Resistance Ranger Rain, it would be a huge relief."
"Thank you, [Toon Name]."
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"You"re here about Resistance Ranger Rain right?"
"So here"s the deal."
"She stopped by a while ago, seemingly frantic."
"She said she was watching out for some kind of "special" cog, something no toon saw before roaming around."
"But after saying that she didn"t mention much more besides the fact that she was going to set up shop next door at Wacky Way Wonderworld."
"If you go over to Wacky Wally at Wacky Way Wonderworld, you just might be able to find out more."
"Good luck!"
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"Resistance Ranger Rain?"
"I indeed saw them recently as a matter of fact!"
"I was shocked right out of my shoes after hearing about their disappearance."
"I still can't find those shoes anywhere, as a matter of fact..."
"Rain was camping out here often over the course of a few days, constantly eyeing the new building being worked on across the street."
"In fact, mentioning it now, I haven"t seen any toons walk in or out of that shop personally."
"And it"s not a very toony shop, being all about oil refining, after all. It"s quite weird to be honest."
"Back when it seemed to be open, I stepped out to visit and welcome the new shopkeeper, but the doors were locked."
"But maybe it"s not locked anymore, why don"t you go ahead and try it out."
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"Darn, but just what I was expecting, to tell you the truth."
"You know what, I do remember another detail she mentioned during her time here, in fact!"
"She mentioned something about watching those cogs with the brown, pinstripe suits. Bossbots, I think they"re called?"
"If there"s any connection, you just might be able to find a key on one of them via battling."
"If you do, I think it"d be best you take this back to Lord Lowden Clear and for you two to work on it together."
"Good luck, and if you decide you need any wackiness in your day-to-day, come back anytime!"
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"Gagsoline Oil Refineries huh?"
"This just might be the big break in this case that we need."
"I want you to take that key you found, and enter the building."
"Go inside, but be careful."
"Take a look around, and then come back promptly and tell me what you saw."
"Don"t take too long and don"t make too much noise, we want you being as careful as you can be."
"Good luck, [Toon Name]."
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"A secret cog shop!? Called a Derrick Man!?"
"This is way worse than we could"ve ever had imagined.."
"It appears the cogs are using this building as a secret front to gather resources right from under our noses!"
"And to think Resistance Ranger Rain must be held captive inside that office as well..."
"I just don"t understand why she wouldn"t have informed us more before endangering herself like this."
"Listen, [Toon Name]."
"I need you to gather up all the gags you can find, go back inside that evil shop, and take down and defeat that cog inside that shop."
"Go inside, take them down, and rescue Resistance Ranger Rain."
"You"ve got this. We know you do."
"Good luck, [Toon Name]."
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"I knew you could do it. I just knew it!"
"I don"t think a single toon here doubted you after everything you"ve done."
"You stepped up to the plate and absolutely nailed it. You"re fantastic!"
"You"ve solved all our major issues here, found and rescued Resistance Ranger Rain, and uncovered some of the cog"s evil plans they"re trying to unfold here in the heart of Toontown!"
"Think about that. You yourself came up from nothing and singlehandedly fixed all our major problems. You're a real asset."
"But there's always more to do."
"In Toontown there"s many playgrounds that need help from toons just like you."
"In fact, I"m sure if you ask Flippy, he"ll have some place that he can send you to help out."
"Go out and help those toons like you"ve helped us, like you"ve helped rain. I know you can accomplish it."
"Thank you again, [Toon Name]. The Toon Resistance thanks you."
"Good luck."
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