Major Player/Dialogue

Opening Cutscene	Camera pans over to the auditorium, where the Major Player performs for the Cogs. Major Player: "Skibobabodo..." "Ski-ah-da-da!" The Cogs cheer. "Thanks babes. That bity blastin' bop is fresh from the funky factory that is me!" "Don't fret, cause the show ain't over yet." "There's more of me and my melodious mastery to go around tonight, and speaking of..." "This next one will really get your toes to tap! Get ready for-" The elevator opens up, and the Toons interrupt the show. The camera cuts to a group of Cogs sitting at a table. Cog 1: "What are Toons doing here?" Cog 2: "Should we deal with them?" Major Player: "Oh, no no no!" "Babe, any fans are welcome to the musical monument of my slidin' shows." "Why dont'cha hop on stage and join me, babe! Any fan is welcome to dance with me..." Toons enter the stage Major Player: "Tonight, you'll be dancing with..." The Major Player will say one of these lines: "The Headmaster of Harmony, the Bossman of Brass and Boogie, the Baritone Bounce of Beats..." "The Perfect Piano Pied Piper Performer of Perfect Pitch, the Singing Soprano Stringer of Symphony..." "The Alto Aficionado of Affliction, the Drum Director of Desolation, the Tempest Trumpeter..." "The Headmaster of Harmony, the Bossman of Brass and Boogie, the Baritone Bounce of Beats..." "The Rhythm and Rhyme Ringleader of Ruination and Razzmatazz, the Taskmaster of Tune, Tempo, and Timing..." "The one and only..." "Dave BruuuuBo-o-O-o-O-ot!" "Ready for the show-dibdibido, babe?" “Let’s tango-ago-go!”
Phase 2 Transition	The Toons start a victory dance when the camera pans over to the elevator. The elevator opens to reveal the Major Player inside. The Major Player enters the auditorium. Major Player: "Boo!-booyodididdlyyodoo!" "Where are you going babe? It's only the second act!" The Major Player flies onto the stage and the screen goes dark. Three posing executive Mr. Hollywoods appear. The stage is now dark, only being lit up by stage lights and a disco ball. The Major Player and Mr. Hollywoods start dancing. Major Player: "Hit the floor babe, disco ain't dead, and neither am I!" "Let's see if you can handle these greatest hits!"
Ending Cutscene	The Major Player has multiple lines of dialogue he can choose from during this cutscene. All possible lines for a scene are displayed in the boxes below. Major Player: "Ring-ding-ding! Now that's a kick in the head if I ever seen one!" "Ooh hoo hoo, now that was a fun toe tap!" The camera slowly sweeps over the auditorium. "This congregating concert crowd's clapping concerto concentrated concussive chords of congratulations, babe!" The Major Player gets on one knee. "This night poked a hole in the sky, and I think there's a new star I do, I do!" "Im tellin ya babe, ya got some shining star cuts to dance with the sun I am!" "Tap a new tune babe, find that rhythm find that swing; find what I found in you before you play your last bar." "I played it my way and babe, your way only made it beeedeepideep-better!" The player's Toon enters the shot, the Major Player reaches his arm out and caresses their head. "There may be teardrops to shed, but babe, whatever song plays next, I know you can dance to whatever is ahead." "Subito sempre simile that swingin' shuffle song sung sweetly this night." "Poco a poco, I played loco, and the people went coco!" "Don't catch those bidddlydoopdoo-blues just cause the moon is over the hill, babe." "I know you'll miss these nights but babe, you'll never miss those steps" "I'm tellin ya now: keep this song in your head, don't lose that tempo that soul. You got pep; a master step!" "The bababadapadaaa - bands gotta stop playing eventually, and the night, and the music stop with them..." Cut to a Cog sitting at a table Cog: "I can't believe it..." The Major Player gets up. The camera snaps to the back of the auditorium and zooms into the stage, while the Major Player turns to face the camera while dancing. "That's all folks!" "These perfect prestissimo plays have been played and presented by the powerful proprietor of prowess!" "Dave BruBot!" Camera zooms in on the Major Player's face. He meets the camera's gaze. "Wink!" The Major Player turns to face the Toons. "You can always find me baby, beyond the sea." "But like any good song, it's time for this one man big band to fade out!" "Skibidiba-ta-ta!" The Major Player dances as the lights dim. The lights slowly come back on to reveal the Solemn Rose laying where the Major Player once was. The camera zooms in and closes on the rose.

Attacks
Hot Air	"Clearly you don’t own an air fryer, babe." "Tune so hot, hot hot tune, tune so hot you fry a Toon." "Come on babe, here's a real hot tune!" "This tune's got some more flare than you can handle!" "Better not dance cold on my floor." "It ain't a Summer Tune without some sun, baby!" "How're these for some fire notes, babe?" "Don't care for the blues? Let's heat it up!"
Re-Arrange	"I took some creative liberties with this one, babe." "Your plays is all out of wack, babe." "Let's move some of your notes around." "Synergize me some tunes!" "You've got the wrong tempo, baby." "I've already orchestrated your defeat." "Let me rearrange your laff meter, babe." "Sorry babe, I've gotta put you back in rhythm." "Hope you don't mind if I swap your sheet."
Song and Dance	"A-one! A-two! A skiddly-diddly-doo-doo dibba de-do-do!" "Bop ba bodda bope-Be bop ba bodda bope." "Don't trip up, babe!" "It don't mean a thing if it don't got that swing, babe!" "How's this for a jitterbug jolt!" "Don't waltz limp, babe."
Quake	"Let the rhythm quake your core, babe. "Everybody's jumpin', babe." "Shake to the tempo!" "Time for the one o' clock jump!" "Oh now the crowd is shakin to the tune!" "Feel the rhythm? Feel the Tappin?"
Cheats
Dance Partners	"Hope you practiced your steps, babe, 'cause this song ain't a solo." "It takes two to tango, babe, but you wouldn't know that." "Keep it cool, keep it chic! Babe, it's time to dance, cheek-to-cheek!" "Looks like it's your duet, babe; hit those notes!"
Star of the Show	"Come on, babe, get a little bit closer and find that vibe!" "Looks like the band is short a member! Why dont'cha hop on stage and join us?" "Anyone is welcome to dance with moi, and babe, that includes you!" "Looks like we got a rising star in the chairs; better hop on in before you burn out!" "Oh-oh-oh! This stage is hot! Why don't we add more wood to the fire?"
Guest Verse	"Babe, I'm passing this verse to you; you know what to skibidibbi-do!" "Spotlight's on you, Baby Blue!" "You haven't seen anything yet, babe! Listen to this!" "Time for a swingin' solo! Take it away, Joe!"
Rhythm Minigame	Matching Demonstration Lines: "Don't get burnt by the beat!" "Gotta dance animato espressivo baby-o!" "Oh now-now-now here's the fan favorite feature!" "Just try to get this tune out of your head!" "Have I got a special tune just for you, baby!" "Let me show you how to swing!" "Woah-oh! Don't get spooked by Bru's boogie-woogie, babe." "Come on babe, everyone is watching!" "I told ya you'd dance! Can't resist the rhythm." "I'll lead this dance just follow these steps..." "Get ready for the sforzando commando, babe!" When Toons Begin Matching: "DANCE!" Note Failure Responses: "I told you to follow my moves babe, not.... whatever that was." "Ooo baby blue, did I do a number on you!" "Sorry babe, that's not enough-- I don't slow dance." "What? First time being asked to dance?" "Takes two to tango, babe. Not two left feet." "Oh no-no-no babe, you are all off tempo!" "Don't be blue, babe. I get it, I get it. Not everyone can match the Master's musical movements!" Successful Clear Responses: "Smooth steps babe, you've danced this dance before! Now here's a real rockin' rhythm!" Rockin' In Rhythm: "Immbadoodadeeda Imbaddadaskidddiiddooodidadoooo!" "Skibidididoooodadahradadooh!" "Lalalabodadeeda-deebadaaaa!" "Beep-badayadadeep!" Zero Match Game Inputs "Sorry babe, it's finito!" 24 Note Completion Responses: "Holy boogie woogie, baby! You really know how to play I must say!" "Keep up that june-bug jump, and this musical master might put your noted name on the album too!"

Face-Off Taunts	"Caught the blues, baby?" "Time to face the music and dance, Tune." "Let's tango-ago-go!" "Skibidobabadadoo!"
Death Taunts	"Ring-a-ding this!" "Caught the blues, baby?" "Looks like someone can't catch the rhythm." "Any good album has a few out-takes."
Surrender Taunt	"For a silly, swingin' Toon, I thought'cha would be more in tune, my animated amigo!"
Friend Request Denials	The Major Player points to himself, and then to you. "I only swing with the cool cats, baby, of which you are not one." The Major Player raises an eyebrow. "Aw naw. Sorry baby, I'm a one man band." The Major Player grimaces and points to his feet. "You don't make my feet tap right, baby." The Major Player wags his finger. "Oh no no, baby, I simply don't swing that way."
Attempt to Sue	"Oh-no-no, babe! You can't put a full stop to this one man big band!"
Attempt to Fire	"Oooh! Hachacha-ha-ha! You can't add any more fire to this flame, babe!"
Cog Dialogue (Star of the Show)	"Wait, what?" "Oh. Okay." "Please pick me, please pick me..." "..." "Finally, it's my time to shine!" "It's my time to shine!" "I'll do my best!" "I'm gonna be a big shot!"
Cog Dialogue (Guest Verse)	"Okay, I think I'm ready!" "I'll do my best!" "Right now? Let's do this!" "Here goes..."