Megaphone
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The Megaphone is the level two Toon-Up Gag. It precedes the Lipstick and succeeds the Feather. In order to obtain the Megaphone, a Toon needs to obtain a total of 20 Toon-Up skill points.
Sound Effects
| Megaphone Hit |
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Video
A video showing off the Megaphone Gag.
Megaphone Jokes
| Set-Up | Punchline |
|---|---|
| What goes 'Ha Ha Ha Thud'? | Someone laughing his head off.* |
| Why did the dirty chicken cross the road? | For some fowl purpose.* |
| What's the best way to catch a squirrel? | Climb a tree and act like a nut.* |
| Did you hear about the man who hated Santa? | He suffered from Claustrophobia.* |
| What bone will a dog never eat? | A trombone. |
| Why do elephants never forget? | Because nobody ever tells them anything.* |
| What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? | Santa walking backwards.* |
| What do you call a fake noodle? | An impasta. |
| What's the best parting gift? | A comb.* |
| What did the flea say to the other flea? | Shall we walk or take the cat?* |
| What works only when it's fired? | A rocket.* |
| What do you get when you cross a parrot with a monster? | A creature that gets a cracker whenever it asks for one.* |
| Why was the school clock punished? | It tocked too much.* |
| What do you call a blind dinosaur? | An I-don't-think-he-saurus.* |
| What's an elephant in a fridge called? | A very tight squeeze.* |
| What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot? | She called the toe truck!* |
| What do you get if you cross a Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and a rooster? | A cockapoodledoo!* |
| What's green on the outside and yellow inside? | A banana disguised as a cucumber.* |
| What do you give a pig with a sore throat? | Oinkment.* |
| What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? | Lost.* |
| Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks? | In case they get a hole in one.* |
| How do you stop an elephant from going through the eye of a needle? | Tie a knot in its tail.* |
| What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a spider? | A hare net.* |
| What do you call a duck that robs banks? | A safe quacker.* |
| What did the necklace say to the hat? | You go ahead, I'll hang around.* |
| Why didn't the monster make the football team? | Because he threw like a ghoul!* |
| Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? | His ghoul friend.* |
| What goes dot-dot-dash-dash-squeak? | Mouse code.* |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a dog? | An animal that chases itself.* |
| Why did the dog chase his tail? | To make ends meet.* |
| Did you hear about the dentist that married the manicurist? | Within a month they were fighting tooth and nail.* |
| What did the plate say to the other plate? | Dinner is on me! |
| Where does a peacock go when he loses his tail? | A retail store.* |
| Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? | Because you can see right through him.* |
| What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? | Sneakers. |
| What weighs 4 tons, has a trunk and is bright red? | An embarrassed elephant.* |
| What do you get if you cross a hyena with a bouillon cube? | An animal that makes a laughing stock of itself.* |
| What's worse than raining cats and dogs? | Hailing taxis.* |
| Where would you weigh a whale? | At a whale-weigh station.* |
| What bird can be heard at mealtimes? | A swallow.* |
| Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? | Because his career was in ruins.* |
| My sister thinks she's a pair of curtains. | I told her to pull herself together!* |
| Where does a mouse go when they have a toothache? | The rodentist. |
| What color is a shout? | Yellow!* |
| What do you call a fly with no wings? | A walk.* |
| Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? | To get to the other tide.* |
| What did the tablecloth say to the table? | Don't move, I've got you covered.* |
| What did the bee say to the rose? | Hi, bud.* |
| What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? | It must be spring, here comes a swallow.* |
| Why was the math book unhappy? | It had too many problems.* |
| What did the carpet say to the floor? | I got you covered.* |
| What's the best way to save water? | Dilute it.* |
| What would you get if you crossed an elephant with a computer? | A big know-it-all.* |
| Why do potatoes argue all the time? | They can't see eye to eye.* |
| What has six eyes but cannot see? | Three blind mice.* |
| When is the vet busiest? | When it's raining cats and dogs.* |
* Indicates that the joke originally appeared in Toontown Online.