Song and Dance

The Major Player using Song and Dance

Song and Dance is a Cog attack performed by Mr. Hollywoods, Autocaddies, the Club President, and the Major Player.

Cogs that used to use this attack were Big Cheeses.

Dialogue

• "A-one! A-two! A skiddly-diddly-doo!"
• "I assure you, I'm not dancing around the issue."
• "I'm afraid I have you beat."
• "It's like dreaming with your feet."
• "Step, kick, kick, leap, kick, touch... Again!"
• "Think of this as a dance to the death."
• "When you feel sad, dance!"
• "Woah Woah Woah..."

Damage Statistics

Standard Cogs

Mr. Hollywood
Target	All Toons
Frequency (All Levels)	25
Level	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
Damage	14	16	18	20	22	23	24	25	26	27	28
Accuracy	45	50	55	60	65	75	80	85	90	95	95
Level Continued...	19	20	21	22	23	24	25	26	27	28	29
Damage	29	30	30	31	32	33	34	35	36	37	38
Accuracy	95	95	95	95	95	95	95	95	95	95	95
Level Continued...	30	31	32	33	34	35	36	37	38	39	40
Damage	39	40	41	42	44	45	46	47	48	49	50
Accuracy	95	95	95	95	95	95	95	95	95	95	95
Level Continued...	41	42	43	44	45	46	47	48	49	50	Limit
Damage	51	52	53	54	55	56	57	58	59	60
Accuracy	95	95	95	95	95	95	95	95	95	95

Autocaddie
Target	All Toons
Level	14.exe	15.exe
Damage	28	30
Accuracy	70	75
Frequency	15	15

Managers

Club President
Target	All Toons
Level	18.mgr
Damage	38
Accuracy	90
Frequency	12

Major Player
Target	All Toons
Level	28.mgr
Damage	15
Accuracy	85
Frequency	20

Removed

Big Cheese
Target	Single Toon
Frequency (All Levels)	25
Level	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
Damage	14	15	17	19	20	21	22	23	24	25	26
Accuracy	60	65	70	75	80	85	90	90	90	90	90
Level Continued...	19	20	21	22	23	24	25	26	27	28	29
Damage	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35	36	37
Accuracy	90	90	90	90	90	90	90	90	90	90	90
Level Continued...	30	31	32	33	34	35	36	37	38	39	40
Damage	38	39	40	41	42	43	44	45	46	47	48
Accuracy	90	90	90	90	90	90	90	90	90	90	90
Level Continued...	41	42	43	44	45	46	47	48	49	50	Limit
Damage	49	50	51	52	53	54	55	56	57	58
Accuracy	90	90	90	90	90	90	90	90	90	90

Trivia

• A song and dance is a long and elaborate explanation or presentation.
• If the attack misses one or more Toons, the Toon(s) will applaud their performance instead of showing a dodge animation.
• This attack was a removed Cog attack from Toontown Online, similarly to Cigar Smoke and Throw Book.
• The attack dialogue "A-one! A-two! A skiddly-diddly-doo!" is a reference to the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Band Geeks"