Blisters McKee

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Blisters McKee is an NPC Toon who takes up residence in The Reel Deal located on Seaweed Street in Barnacle Boatyard.

Appearance

Blisters McKee is a teal bat who wears the Fishing Hat, a yellow Guayabera, and brown Shorts with Belt.

Story Appearances

Barnacle Boatyard - Blisters McKee appears in the Swimming Kiwi sidetask and the Stopping the Scuttlebutt Kudos Board Rank-Up Task. His dialogue during these tasks is as follows:

Swimming Kiwi

"Sunscreen? Sure, I have some."
"You want 95SPF?!? Hmm... I might have some..."
"If I 'could' find some, I'll need something in return."
"Why don't you defeat one of those Cog Buildings nearby and then we can talk."

After defeating a Cog Building

"You should consider yourself lucky, I found a tube in the back."
"Is that building gone? Good, it's as good as yours."
"Thanks for the business."

Stopping the Scuttlebutt

"Heya heya! What'cha bringing your wet feet in here for?!"
"Carla? Oh man, she's gone cookoo-booku lately."
"Do I know why? Yes, I know why!"
"Do you think a Toon of my insight and cunning would not realize?"
"Listen here, I'll tell you why."
"But I don't give the goods for free."
"No, I don't want jellybeans."
"It's those buildings! They're an eyesore!"
"They cast a dark shadow over my shop, and my soul."
"Get rid of some of them and I'll think about telling you."
"And dry your shoes next time! Those floorboards aren't cheap."

After defeating some Cog Buildings

"Finally, they're gone!"
"And your shoes are dry, so that's good."
"Okay, I want you to listen REAL closely."
"I have seen those robotic rhubarbs going in and out of Carla's shop!"
"She must be a spy! Or else why would they be doing that."
"Taking over her shop? Have you SEEN a Cog building there recently?"
"My point exactly."
"THAT'S why we're all running our mouths about her."
"Is that enough info for you?"
"Good, now get out! I have more deals to make."

Lawbot HQ - In the Lawbot HQ directives Blisters McKee appears in the following directive: Fashion Fiasco. His dialogue during this directive is as follows:

Fashion Fiasco

"A fishing line, aye?"
"Hm. I may or may not have that, but what will you give me in return?"
"I see. You were sent by Fletcher Fredrick. I suppose I can make a deal with you."
"Why don't you defeat some of those Sellbots? They often don't play nice with my business and dealings."
"When you come back, I will have a line ready for you."

After defeating some Sellbots

"Did you do your part?"
"Perfect. Then this is yours."
"Thank you for your business."