Her position and Cog Department in C.O.G.S. Inc. is currently unknown.
C.O.O. Dialogue
So far, all information about Crystalline has been revealed by the C.O.O. across five separate April Toons events. All of his quotes relevant to Crystalline are listed here for convenience.
April Toons 2020 C.O.O. Quotes
"Now, I don't wanna be that guy..."
"But do you mind if I vent about my in-laws?"
"..."
"Cool."
"So, my sister-in-law acts like she is a perfect saint."
"Keyword being "acts.""
"She's definitely doing something behind Robert's back, and I don't like it."
"One of these days, she'll break his hollow heart."
"And you know who will have to pick up the pieces?"
"Me. The only family he hasn't disowned yet."
(1 minute pause)
"Uh, well... scrap."
"That got awkward fast."
"My apologies, I shouldn't have brought up my family."
April Toons 2021 C.O.O. Quotes
"I got to see my nephew recently."
"It's hard to believe that he's learning about logistics now."
"He still has so much to learn, but you can tell that he is Robert's son."
"My brother cherishes him, which I am thankful for."
"I know that technically he and his ex still aren't in good relations, but at least Robert takes the responsibility when it comes to his son."
"Though, I kind of wish my sister-in-law at least cared enough to buy him a gift for his build-day."
"Nevertheless, seeing Robert relax for once and act this caring..., it's incredibly heartwarming."
"I smile just thinking about it."
"Don't tell Robert I said any of this."
"He'd lose his mind if he knew I talked about his family to you Toons."
"But I felt it was important enough to explain that Robert isn't as bad as others make him out to be."
April Toons 2022 C.O.O. Quotes
"Never understood romance personally, but I don't judge based on who likes who."
"Hmph. As long as you aren't that shoddy piece of malware, Crystalline."
MAYpril Toons 2023 C.O.O. Quotes
The C.O.O.'s face turns red.
"He wants to hire HER?"
"Sorry, I probably shouldn't be talking about this around you."
"My brother's paperwork for new hires includes a form for Crystalline."
"That screwheaded malaprop should have a fruit pie thrown in her face."
"It would certainly mess up her appearance, which seems to be the only thing she cares about."
(40 second pause)
"I don't know why Robert is still married to her."
"It is unclear to me what positive qualities she brings to their relationship."
"That isn't to say that I am any expert on the subject."
"I have never been in a relationship with anyone, and I have no current interest in changing that."
"At the same time, I'd hardly describe Crystalline's feelings for my brother as romantic."
"She is using him for some ulterior motive, and he cannot see through the act."
"And I've already seen how it has changed him."
(40 second pause)
"Before all of this happened, me and my brother were very close."
"I followed him as he founded this company.
"I accepted my role as second best. Not that I minded, of course."
"Now that Crystalline is here, it feels like I'm third... fourth... maybe fifth best."
"He doesn't talk to me much anymore. At least, not outside of the business."
"My brother is my lifeline to the rest of the Suit world. Without him, all I have are my plants."
"Anyway, forgive me for dreading the idea of my sister-in-law as a coworker."
April Toons 2024 C.O.O. Quotes
"So, do you remember those new hires I was telling you about last time we met?"
"Well, we finished hiring them."
Trivia
Crystalline is not the Chairman's first partner; he has an ex who is Bobby Jr.'s mother.
No details about Crystalline's appearance have been revealed so far, but the C.O.O. states that her appearance "seems to be the only thing she cares about."
Crystalline is strongly disliked by the C.O.O., and he believes that she is using his brother for some ulterior motive.
