Hysterical Harry
Hysterical Harry is an NPC Toon who takes up residence in Snow Big Deal! Crisis Management located on Walrus Way in The Brrrgh.
Appearance
Hysterical Harry is a sea green rabbit who wears a lime Bottom Stripe shirt and maroon High Pockets shorts.
Story Appearances
The Brrrgh - In The Brrrgh's taskline Hysterical Harry appears in the following tasks: Let's Retrace His Steps..., Oldman On Vacation?, Lil' Oldman! Lil' Oldman?, The Magic Cap, and That Smelly Smell. His dialogue during these tasks is as follows:
"PLEASE!"
"PLEASE HELP!"
"OUTSIDE, THERE... THERE WAS A..."
"A GIANT COG!!"
"OH PLEASE, GO TAKE THEM OUT!"
"DEFEAT ALL OF THEM!"
After defeating a Micromanager
"Did... did you get them all?"
"WHEW, thank you!"
"I was having a bit of a... crisis."
"But I understand now that The Brrrgh's full of helpful Toons like you!"
"So now, let me help you. What do you need?"
"Finding Lil' Oldman? Why, that IS a task."
"It's not everyday that you set out to seek the wizard that cast upon us our eternal blizzard."
"Well... I find that in frightening times such as a Cog invasion, a common thing Toons tend to do is hide."
"What I recommend is speaking with Patty Passport. Her shop is Icy London, Icy France Travel Agency here on Walrus Way."
"Speak to her and see if by chance Lil' Oldman booked a trip somewhere. Perhaps you'll find your Toon."
"If that doesn't work, feel free to come back!"
"[Toon Name]! Hurry!"
"I heard word of someone yelling about Lil' Oldman over by Pinecone Zone on Polar Place, hurry!"
"Go see Connie Ferris, see what's up!"
"Why... why are you so angry?"
"Waste of time?"
"I'm sorry..."
"Let me think..."
"..."
"Ah, right!"
"So, getting back on track, another common theme during times of pressure is to find comfort."
"All you have to do is find a place that he frequented, and maybe you'll have a good chance of finding a route to him!"
"Just like The Melting Ice Cream Bar down the street. I see Lil' Oldman there all the time!"
"Why don't you go on down there and talk to Sticky George? He might just be able to help you find what you need!"
"Not there, huh?"
"Gee, The Wizard must really be that elusive..."
"Wait, you got a cap?"
"Oh, well this is great news!"
"Personal belongings, especially one like this that's most likely well-used can be practical in finding him!"
"If he's ordered from Sticky George recently, he might still be nearby!"
"The style is very reminiscent of the old ages."
"I'd recommend you to take this over to Granny Icestockings at Antarctic Antiques down the street."
"She's very wise about things like this, she should be able to help!"
After returning from Granny Icestockings
"Really old, huh?"
"Well, that doesn't mean we're done for."
"In fact, this opens up a new opportunity!"
"With a cap that's well-worn, we can use scent tracking!"
"This is just the job for Snooty Sinjin and his pups with powerful sniffers!"
"His shop is the St. Bernards Kennel Club on this street."
"Let me know how it goes!"
"Nothing!?"
"Jeez, I would've bet my jellybean bank on that being what lead to us finding him..."
"I'm not sure what else we can do really, we tried a good few options...
"Hmm..."
"Well, I guess another last option is storage."
"If someone were planning to uproot themselves and leave right away, there's no possible way to move all your stuff that quickly."
"Perhaps he signed up for a storage locker with the guys over at the end of Sleet Street. Blue Lou's the owner."
"Go see them at Winter Storage, perhaps this could be the big break we need."
"Good luck, [Toon Name]."
Event Tasks - Hysterical Harry appears in the Halloween 2020 task: Spooky Storyteller and the April Toons 2021 task: Ranger Giveaway! His dialogue during these tasks is as follows:
"EEK!"
"YOU GOTTA HELP ME!"
"I LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW A GHOUL!"
"I DON'T WANT IT TO TAKE ALL MY TOMATOES."
"YOU GOTTA FIGHT IT!"
"GET IT AWAY FROM HERE!"
After defeating a Bloodsucker
"DID YOU GET IT?"
"You did?"
"Thank you so much... I'm terrified of vampires."
"...and ghosts... and skeletons.. spiders as well... caves... darkness... melted popsicles..."
"aaand the color yellow."
"Anyway, what did you come here for?"
"My nightlight?"
"There's no way, I'm not sleeping in the dark!"
"I would need some other way to get light when it's dark outside."
"A lamp for my nightstand, that would be great!"
"Visit Nightstand Furniture Company in Drowsy Dreamland and see if they have any lamps in stock."
After returning from Nina Nitelight
"WHO IS IT? ANOTHER GHOUL?"
"..."
"Oh, it's you, [Toon Name]!"
"Are you trying to get my nightlight again?"
"I told you, there's no way I'm giving it away!"
"I need it to keep the Skelecogs at bay!"
"What, you brought me lamps?"
"Well, why didn't you say so!"
"With that many lamps, I could light up my entire shop!"
"No ghouls will be hiding in here!"
"If you give me those lamps, I'll give you this nightlight!"
"Hehehehe! Those creatures won't even come close with this many lamps!"
"GAH!!!!!!!"
"YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE COGS PRETENDING TO BE A TOON!!!!!!!"
"YOU AREN'T A TOON! YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER!!!!!!!"
"IT COULD BE YOU! IT COULD BE ME!!!!!!!"
"You'll need to prove who you are to me!"
"You see those Cogs outside?"
"The blue ones with the things on their faces?"
"I keep seeing them eyeing the air conditioners, I think it has something to do with the vents on them."
"I'll only trust you after you get rid of them."
After defeating 2 Conveyancers
"Did you get rid of them? All of them?"
"Phew! I suppose I should apologize for thinking you were suspicious."
"Sorry."
"What's that?"
"A t-shirt!"
"Sure I'll take one!"
"You'd have to be hysterical to not take a free t-shirt!"