Chainsaw Consultant/Dialogue
Opening Cutscene | The Toons enter the Chainsaw Consultant's office
The Toons get angry Chainsaw Consultant: "Please don't do that. You don't want to see what happens when I get angry." A single Flunky walks in from the door to the right Flunky: "Mr. Revvington, sir! I came as soon as I learned that your office was under attack by Toons!" Chainsaw Consultant: "Where's the rest of the security? There's supposed to be four of you." The Chainsaw Consultant flies over to the Flunky Flunky: "I'm a member of the Deforester Force!" Chainsaw Consultant: "No, you're not! I don't remember you being a part of that at all." Flunky: "I was told that you fired all of them yesterday!" Chainsaw Consultant: "See, I don't remember that, so there's clearly no record of it!" The Chainsaw Consultant suddenly freezes in place Chainsaw Consultant: "PERSONALITY OVERRIDE ACTIVATED." The Chainsaw Consultant and the Flunky face the Toons Flunky: "Now you'll never stop us! Chip and I are gonna send you straight to the Chairman!" Chainsaw Consultant: "ENTERING EMPLOYEE TERMINATION MODE." Flunky: "Wait! No! We were going to be a team!" The Flunky is then fired out of a cannon Chainsaw Consultant: "ADDITIONAL ENTITIES IDENTIFIED." |
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Phase 2 Transition |
"DAMAGE TO- help- TO- help- TO OVER- me- OVERRIDE DE- toons- DETECTED." The Chainsaw Consultant tries to use Deadwood |
Phase 3 Transition |
"RECOV- i- RECOVERY AT- can't- RECOV- stop it-" |
Ending Cutscene |
Chainsaw Consultant: "OVERRIDE- it- SEVERE- hurts- SEVERELY DAMA- let- DAMAGED. ATTEMPT- me- ATTEMPTING- OUT!! FINAL FALLBACK PROCEDURE." The Chainsaw Consultant lunges at the Toons before clutching his head and then falling over Yesman: "Awaiting orders, sir!" The Yesman looks at the now collapsed Chainsaw Consultant before turning to the Toons Yesman: "Um, sir?" The Yesman leaves the room, accompanied by any Cogs who survived the fight |
Epilogue | The Chainsaw Consultant, now back to normal, gets up before suddenly clutching his chest in pain
The Chainsaw Consultant stumbles to his desk, before throwing a chair and then slamming his fists on the desk "I wish I never worked for this company in the first place!" The Toons all leave with sad expressions on their faces "Go." The Toon leaves |
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All Attacks |
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Canned |
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Glower Power |
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Rolodex |
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Quake |
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Revving-Up |
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Offboarding |
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Cut The Slack |
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Marked Wood |
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Deadwood |
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Throttle |
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Spark Plug |
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Aggrandize |
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Chain Link |
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Scabbard |
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Surrender Taunt |
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Friend Request Denials |
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Attempt to Sue |
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Attempt to Fire |
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