SpeedChat

SpeedChat is a list of premade messages that players can choose from and use to communicate with others. SpeedChat also allows for Toons to use Emotions, which are unique animations they can perform. Any SpeedChat phrase with an next to it indicates that their Toon will perform a fitting emotion when using it. Right clicking on a SpeedChat phrase will have the message sent as a thought bubble. Players can access the SpeedChat menu by clicking thelightning icon at the top left of the screen, or in the Chatbox.

The SpeedChat is categorized into many different drop down menus; hovering over the category will show you a list of phrases belonging to it. Some phrases are instance specific (e.g. Cog speak) and some can be bought from the Cattlelog which are listed under 'My Phrases'. Players can own up to 25 purchased phrases at once. If a player purchases more phrases after the initial 25, they will be asked to replace one of their purchased phrases. Players can choose what color their SpeedChat appears as under the Profile tab in the Items & Codes page of their Shtickerbook.

SpeedChat will be the only available method of communicating with others if the player has been muted, or if the player has opted out of having SpeedChat Plus enabled. Players can choose to disable SpeedChat Plus twice a day by logging into their account on the official Corporate Clash website and viewing their account information.

Default Phrases

Default Phrases ‎
HELLO	Hi! Hello! Hi There! Hey! Howdy! Hi everybody! Yo! Welcome to Toontown: Corporate Clash! What's up? How are you doing? Hello?
GOODBYE	Bye! Later! See ya! Have a nice day! Have fun! Good luck! I'll be right back. I'll be back later! I only have a few minutes. I need to go.
HAPPY	:-) Yay! Hooray! Cool! Woo hoo! Yeah! LOL! LMHO! Ha ha! Hee hee! Wow! Great! Whee! Oh boy! Whoopee! Yippee! Yeehaw! Toontastic! Cool beans! Epic!
SAD	:-( Oh no! Uh oh! Rats! Drat! Ouch! Oof! No!!! Yikes! Sad! Huh? I need more Laff points.
FRIENDLY	PRONOUNS	My pronounse are he/him. My pronounse are she/her. My pronounse are he/they. My pronounse are she/they. My pronounse are they/them. My pronounse are it/its. I use any pronouns. What are your pronouns? I prefer not to say my pronouns.
	YOU...	You look nice. You are awesome! You rock! You are a genius!
	I LIKE YOUR...	I like your name. I like your look. I like your shirt. I like your skirt. I like your shorts. I like your accessories. I like this game!
	Good teamwork! That was fun! Please be my friend! Let's work together! You guys are great! Are you new here? Have you been here before? Did you win? I think this is too risky for you. Would you like some help? Can you help me? I'm sleepy.
REPLIES	EMOTICONS	:) :( :D D: >:) >:( :O :^) :3 >:3 c: :/ ._.
	Thanks! No problem. You're welcome! Any time! No thank you. Me too. Maybe.
SORRY	BUGS	I think I found a bug. Sorry, I crashed!
	Sorry! Oops! Sorry, I'm busy fighting Cogs! Sorry, I'm busy getting jellybeans! Sorry, I'm busy completing a ToonTask! Sorry, I'm busy fishing! Sorry, I'm busy kart racing! Sorry, I'm in a building! Sorry, I'm helping a friend! Sorry, I'm busy golfing! Sorry, I had to leave unexpectedly. Sorry, I was delayed. Sorry, I can't. Sorry, my Friends list is full. I can't get on the elevator now. Sorry, I have to go somewhere else. I couldn't wait any longer. Sorry, I can't use SpeedChat Plus. Use the SpeedChat.
STINKY	Hey! Please go away! Stop that! That wasn't nice! Don't be mean! You stink! I'm stuck. That's not very toony! No, you! You fool!
LOCATIONS	PLAYGROUND	Let's go on the trolley! Let's go back to the playground! Let's go to Toontown Central! Let's go to Barnacle Boatyard! Let's go to Ye Olde Toontowne! Let's go to Daffodil Gardens! Let's go to Mezzo Melodyland! Let's go to The Brrrgh! Let's go to Acorn Acres! Let's go to Drowsy Dreamland! Let's go to Roadster Raceway! Let's go to Minigames Area! Let's go fishing!
	COGS	SELLBOT HQ	Let's go to Sellbot HQ! Let's go fight the V.P.! Let's go in the Factory!
		CASHBOT HQ	Let's go to Cashbot HQ! Let's go fight the C.F.O.! Let's go in the Mint!
		LAWBOT HQ	Let's go to Lawbot HQ! Let's go fight the C.L.O.! let's go fight the Overclocked C.L.O.! Let's go in the Lawfice!
		BOSSBOT HQ	Let's go to Bossbot HQ! Let's go fight the C.E.O.! Let's go in the Cog Golf Courses!
		Let's go fight the Cogs! Let's go take over a Cog Building! Let's go in the elevator!
	ESTATE	Let's go to my house! Let's go to your house! Can you come to my house? Let's go fishing at my house!
	WAIT	Wait! Wait for me! Let's wait for my friend. Wait here. Wait a minute. Don't wait for me. Let's catch the next one.
	Let's go! Can you teleport to me? Shall we go? Where should we go? Which way? This way. Follow me. Let's find other Toons. Meet here.
GROUPS	Let's make a Group. Join my Group. Can you invite me to your Group? I'm already in a Group. Leave your Group. Are we ready? Let's go!
CLUBS	TOONTASKS	Let's work on our Club Task! Can you purchase a new Club Task? Can you reroll the Club Tasks?
	Can you invite me to your Club? Would you like to join my Club? Sorry, my Club is full!
TOONTASKS	MY TASKS	I need to [ToonTask objective]. I need to get a ToonTask.
	I NEED MORE...	I need more Invoices. I need more Cogbucks. I need more Patents. I need more Stock Options. I need more Shares. I need more Sellbot Suit Parts. I need more Cashbot Suit Parts. I need more Lawbot Suit Parts. I need more Bossbot Suit Parts. I need more Boardbot Suit Parts.
	What ToonTask are you working on? Let's work on that. This isn't what I'm looking for. This isn't what you need. I'm going to look for that. I found what you need. It isn't on this street. I haven't found it yet.
BATTLE	GAGS	I THINK YOU SHOULD...	I think you should use Toon-Up. I think you should use Trap. I think you should use Lure. I think you should use Throw. I think you should use Squirt. I think you should use Zap. I think you should use Sound. I think you should use Drop.
		LET'S USE...	Let's use Toon-Up! Let's use Trap! Let's use Lure! Let's use Throw! Let's use Squirt! Let's use Zap! Let's use Sound! Let's use Drop!
		I'M GOING TO...	I'm going to use Toon-Up. I'm going to use Trap. I'm going to use Lure. I'm going to use Throw. I'm going to use Squirt. I'm going to use Zap. I'm going to use Sound. I'm going to use Drop.
		Nice shot! Nice gag! I have enough Gags. I need more Gags. You need more Gags.
	STRATEGIES	ACTIONS	I think you should pass. I think you should run. I think you should use an IOU. I think you should sue a Cog. I think you should fire a Cog. I think you should use a different Gag. I think you should lock in. I think you should use a Unite. I'm preparing to use a Unite. I'm on reward cooldown. I'm going to pass. I'm going to run. I'm going to use an IOU. I'm going to sue a Cog. I'm going to fire a Cog.
		LET'S GO FOR...	Let's all go for the same Cog. Let's go for differnet Cogs. You should go for a different Cog. Let's go for the leftmost Cog. Let's go for the rightmost Cog. Let's go for the middle-left Cog. Let's go for the middle-right Cog. Let's go for the middle Cog. Let's go for the Executive Cog. Let's go for the Manager Cog. Let's go for the weakest Cog first. Let's go for the strongest Cog first.
		I need a Toon-Up. Save your powerful Gags. Don't use Sound on Lured Cogs. Make sure the Cog is soaked before using Zap. Hit the Lured Cog before using Drop. Don't place multiple Traps on the same Cog. Let's use the same Gag Track for extra damage!
	TAUNTS	Missed me! Bring it on! Rock and roll! That's gotta hurt. Catch! Special delivery! Are you still here? I'm SO scared! That's going to leave a mark! Come and get me! Piece of cake! That was easy!
	Hurry! We can do this! You did it! We did it! Run! Help! Phew! We are in trouble.
Yes. No. OK.

Instance/Event Phrases

These are phrases that automatically appear when the player enters these areas or situations.

Instance Phrases ‎
C.O.G.S. Boss Lobby
COG SPEAK	It's my day off. I believe you're in the wrong office. Have your people call my people. You're in no position to meet with me. Talk to my assistant. There's a restraining order coming your way. Specific Cog suit phrases can be found on that Cog's page.
C.F.O. Fight
C.F.O.	CRANES	Please operate the crane. May I operate the crane? I need practice operating the crane. Pick up a disabled goon. Throw the goon at the C.F.O. Throw a safe now! A safe will knock off his helmet. A safe will become his new helmet. I can't reach any safes. I can't reach any goons.
	GOONS	Please disable the goons. I would rather disable goons. Please stay nearby. Keep moving. I need to keep moving. Look for someone who needs help.
	Please save the treasures. Take the treasures. I need treasures! Look out! Help!
C.L.O. Fight
C.L.O.	SOUND	Watch out! I'm going to taunt the Cogs! I"m gonna destroy the Cogs for treasures! Switch to the blue mode to blast Cogs away! Switch to the red mode to taunt the Cogs! Taunted Cogs will get angry and try to attack you! Use your SPECIAL ACTION key to switch sound modes.
	TRAPS	I will defend the traps. You should defend the traps. Please defend the traps. The trap is over here! The trap is over there! There's an Executive at the trap! The trap is broke! The C.L.O. is almost at the trap! Bumpy is setting up a trap. Bumpy is repairing a trap.
	TREASURES	Take the treasures. I need treasures!
	SPECIALISTS	The C.L.O. is protecting herself with Defense Specialists! Please destroy the Defense Specialists.
	Look out! Watch out for those Cogs! Watch our for the Virtual Skelecogs! Keep moving.
C.E.O. Fight
C.E.O.	DINING	Let's feed the Executive Cogs. Let's feed the regular Cogs. Please feed the Executive Cogs. I'll feed the Executive Cogs. Please feed the regular Cogs. I'll feed the regular Cogs. Please feed the Cogs on the left. I'll feed the Cogs on the left. Please feed the Cogs on the right. I'll feed the Cogs on the right. Can you serve this table? I'll serve this table.
	Please use the seltzer bottle. I'll use the seltzer bottle. Please stun the C.E.O. I'll stun the C.E.O. Please use the golf tee. I'll use the golf tee. Please save the snacks for the sadder Toons.
O.C.L.O. Fight
O.C.L.O.	SOUND	Watch out! I'm going to taunt the Cogs! I"m gonna destroy the Cogs for treasures! Switch to the blue mode to blast Cogs away! Switch to the red mode to taunt the Cogs! Taunted Cogs will get angry and try to attack you! Use your SPECIAL ACTION key to switch sound modes.
	TRAPS	I will defend the traps. You should defend the traps. Please defend the traps. The trap is over here! The trap is over there! There's an Executive at the trap! The trap is broke! The C.L.O. is almost at the trap! Bumpy is setting up a trap. Bumpy is repairing a trap. Lauren is prestiging a trap.
	TREASURES	Take the treasures. I need treasures!
	SPECIALISTS	The C.L.O. is protecting herself with Defense Specialists! Please destroy the Defense Specialists. The C.L.O. is covering the field with Attack Specialists! Watch out for the Attack Specialists!
	Look out! Watch out for those Cogs! Watch our for the Virtual Skelecogs! Keep moving.
Minigames Area/Roadster Raceway
MINIGAMES	GENERAL	Ready to play? Come watch us play! Nice move! What a move! All going to plan... I wasn't expecting that... Are you sure about that? Your hubris will be your downfall. I know what you're planning! Make a move already! What was that?!
	CHECKERS	Good jump! King me! You've been cornered!
	CHESS	Check! Checkmate! Good match. How does the horsey move again?
	TOONO	TOONO! Prepare to draw! You've activated my trap card!
	GOLF	COURSES	Let's play 'Walk In The Par.' Let's play 'Hole Some Fun.' Let's play 'The Hole Kit and Caboodle.' That course is too easy. That course is too hard. That course is just right.
		TIPS	Try standing more to the left. Try standing more to the right. Try standing right in the middle. Try using a little more power. Try using a little less power. Try aiming more to the left. Try aiming more to the right. Try aiming down the middle.
		COMMENTS	So close! What a great shot! That was a lucky shot. I'll take a mulligan That's a gimme. Fore! Shhhh! Good game!
	Let's play minigolf! Let's play checkers! Let's play chess! Let's play Toono! Let's go to Roadster Raceway! Let's play again!
Roadster Raceway
RACING	PLACES	Where should we meet? Let's go to the Race Tracks! Meet me at the Race Tracks! Let's go to Champions' Row to check out the record holders! Check out my trophy in Champions' Row! I need to go to the Kart Shop. Meet up near the Kart Shop!
	RACES	Where do you want to race? Let's pick a different race. Let's do a practice race. Let's do a battle race. I like the Screwball Stadium race! I like the Rustic Raceway race! I like the City Circuit race! I like the Corkscrew Coliseum Race! I like the Airborn Acres race! I like the Blizzard Boulevard race! Let's race in the Screwball Stadium! Let's race on the Rustic Raceway! Let's race on the City Circuit! Let's race in the Corkscrew Coliseum! Let's race on the Airborne Acres! Let's race on the Blizzard Boulevard!
	TRACKS	Which track do you want to race on? Pick a track! Can we race on a different track? Let's pick a different track! I want to race on the first track! I want to race on the second track! I want to race on the third track! I want to race on the fourth track! I don't want to race on the first track! I don't want to race on the second track! I don't want to race on the third track! I don't want to race on the fourth track!
	COMPLIMENTS	Wow! You are FAST! You're too fast for me! Good race! I really like your kart! Sweet ride! Your kart is cool! Your kart is awesome! Your kart is totally sweet!
	TAUNTS	See you at the finish line! Too scared to race me? I'm as fast as lightning? You'll never catch me! You'll never beat me! No one can beat my time! Hurry up slow pokes! Give me another shot! You got lucky! Ooooh! That was a close one! Wow, I thought you had me beat!
	Anyone want to race? Let's race! Want to race? Let's show off our karts! I don't have enough jellybeans. Let's race again! Want to race again?
Cog Golf Course
GOLF COURSE	Let's split up. Let's stay together. Let's battle the Cogs. Go through the door. Stomp on the red moles. Watch out for the yellow moles! Follow me through the maze. Do you know how to go through this maze?
Sellbot Factory
FACTORY	MEET	Let's meet in the Front Entrance. Let's meet in the Lobby. Let's meet in the hallway outside the Lobby. Let's meet in the Gear Room. Let's meet in the Boiler Room. Let's meet in the Paint Mixer. Let's meet in the Pipe Room. Let's meet in the Duct Room. Let's meet in the Side Entrance. Let's meet in Stomper Alley. Let's meet in the Lava Room. Let's meet in the Oil Room. Let's meet on the Warehouse Lookout. Let's meet in the Warehouse. Let's meet in the Center Silo Control Room. Let's meet on top of the West Silo. Let's meet on top of the East Silo.
	Let's split up. Let's stay together. Let's battle the Cogs. Step on the switch. Go through the door. I'm in the Front Entrance. Let's meet in the Front Entrance
Cashbot Mint
MINT	Let's split up. Let's stay together. Let's battle the Cogs. Jump on the gear. You should get the barrel.

These are phrases only accessible during specific events.

Event Phrases ‎
April Toons
Default
APRIL TOONS'	HIGH ROLLER	GOOD MOOORNING TOONTOOOOWN!!! Have you seen that new show on Tenor Terrace? What's with those strange ducks in the Playground? Have you met Your Quackjesty yet? I won a free cruise! Quack! Hello, fellow Low Roller!
	FACE THE FAMILY	I need to find one Family. Will you help me face the Family? Let's go face the Family! I keep going into the Factory and can't seem to find the Family. Why is that Cog twitching? I should have carried my Gag-ger Counter. This isn't the Family I'm looking for. I'm upset.
	TWILIGHT TERRACE	Have you checked out Twilight Terrace? I wonder where Twilight Terrace leads to. That tunnel at the end of Twilight Terrace sure smells sweet!
	Happy April Toons' Month! Let's go talk to Elphabat! Let's go talk to Hexadecimal! How does the horsey move again?
High Roller Fight (Phase 1)
HIGH ROLLER	LET'S TARGET...	Let's target the Cog behind podium A! Let's target the Cog behind podium B! Let's target the Cog behind podium C! Let's target the Cog behind podium D!
	I THINK YOU SHOULD...	I think you should target the Cog behind podium A. I think you should target the Cog behind podium B. I think you should target the Cog behind podium C. I think you should target the Cog behind podium D.
	I'm going to use a die this round. I think you should use a die this round. I don't have enough pips to attack. Do you know the answer to this question? I don't know the answer to this question!
High Roller Fight (Phase 3)
HIGH ROLLER	LET'S TARGET...	Let's target the High Roller! Let's target the Purple Silhouette! Let's target the Red Silhouette! Let's target the Green Silhouette! Let's target the Orange Silhouette! Let's target the Pink Silhouette! Let's target the Yellow Silhouette! Let's target the Blue Silhouette! Let's target the Light Blue Silhouette!
	I THINK YOU SHOULD...	I think you should target the High Roller. I think you should target the Purple Silhouette. I think you should target the Red Silhouette. I think you should target the Green Silhouette. I think you should target the Orange Silhouette. I think you should target the Pink Silhouette. I think you should target the Yellow Silhouette. I think you should target the Blue Silhouette. I think you should target the Light Blue Silhouette.
	I'm going to use a die this round. I think you should use a die this round. I don't have enough pips to attack. Do you know the answer to this question? I don't know the answer to this question! Nice Combo!
Overclocked Face the Family
FACTORY	Let's split up.
C.O.O. "Fight"
C.O.O.	I'm going to water the plants. You should water the plants. I'm going to play 52 card pickup. You should play 52 card pickup. I'm going to have a meaningful conversation. We are going to have a great time! We should really get going... We should stay a little longer! Watch out! The plants are wilting! I'm going to watch the paint dry. You should watch the paint dry. Those cookies sure do look good. I'm going to eat a cookie. You should have a cookie. I can't reach the cookies! I like this song! I'm bored...
Halloween
HALLOWEEN	Boo! Happy Halloween! Spooky! Scary! Have you seen Elphabat? Trick or Treat!
Toonsmas
WINTER	CAROLING	We wish you a merry Toonsmas... Deck the halls with seltzer spray... Zing-le bells... And while we are playing... Up on the housetop... Eight gag tracks to use each day... I have a little dreidel... Out on the ice...
	TOONSELTOWN	Look out for the Cogs! I'll defend the tree! I'll collect the presents. I need more snowballs. Where are the presents? There's a lot of presents over here! Great job team! We saved Toonseltown! I LOVE having snowball fights! Happy holidays! Season's greetings! Have a Wonderful Winter!

Purchasable Phrases

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Purchasable phrases are Series specific, however some phrases can appear in any Cattlelog.
Series 5 does not have any unique Speedchat phrases and as such it is not listed.

Note: Some phrases may be available in any Cattlelog but are only listed as available in one.

Series 1 ‎
There's always a space for you! That stinks! Whew! Many different flowers make a bouquet. Be back in a jiffy. I am going to scream. Oh? You're approaching me?

Series 2 ‎
That's funny. Nice place you have here. Good to see you! With great power comes great responsibility. In the nick of time... You do the math. I owe you one. Got to hit the road. Yes sirree. But seriously, folks... I'll be the judge of that. Enough is enough! Wonderful!

Series 3 ‎
Let me know! Time for me to hit the hay. You're not my boss! Probably not. How do you like that? This was not our finest moment. I'll get back to you. I doubt it. Check, please. Way to go! That's a wrap! Try again. Pleased to meet you. Don't hold your breathe.

Series 4 ‎
That's it! Get along, little doggie. Howdy, partner! What now? Much obliged. There's gold in them there hills! And finally... I'm fixing to. Right as rain. I'm back in the saddle again! I'm going to hit the hay. This town isn't big enough for the two of us! Well, don't that take all. I reckon so. I'm chomping at the bit! Aren't you a sight! What's happening?

Series 6 ‎
I'll come back to that tomorrow. That's pie in the sky. I'm fixing to. Let's keep it short and sweet. The candyman can! That's the icing on the cake. You can't have your cake and eat it too. But it's wafer thin. You are what you eat! As if! Easy as pie! You're one tough cookie! Let's gum up the works! I've got a sweet tooth. We're going to be safe and sound!

Series 7 ‎

I'm dying on the vine. I disagree with your statement. Let's make like a banana and split. As a matter of fact... Cool bananas! Oooh, what does this button do? Kaboom! They made a monkey out of you. Monkey see, monkey do. Who's gonna be monkey in the middle? This place is swinging! Hear no evil. That's not real! This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys! That really throws a monkey-wrench in things. Doughnut mind if I do! Ahoy, me hearties! My favorite day is Sundae! This whole affair has me up a tree. Fingers crossed! True, true. Howdyeth! I'm going bananas! It's a jungle out there. Don't miss the forest for the trees. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. You got a bee in your bonnet? What's with the monkey suit? You're the top banana. Speak no evil. Foreshadowing... Quit monkeying around! Gadzooks! We don't speak on that. That's crazy! I'm just monkeying with you. That sounds like monkey business. I agree with your statement. That's a monkey off my back... Ya like jazz? See no evil. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. A magician shall never reveal their secrets...

Any Series ‎

I concur. It's a real barn burner! Dear me! I think I'll call it a day. I'm bored. What's new? Kindness is the best policy. Everybody is welcome! We are "mint" to be. Take it easy. Good for you! That's the ticket! Cat got your tongue? Valid! Righto. Got to get moving. This is a VRby's. You won! Mind if I join you? Count me in. Teamwork makes the dream work! Awesome! There's a Cog invasion! Ready? Sounds good to me. Delighted to make your acquaintance. Curiosity killed the cat. You never know unless you try. What's wrong? See you next time. That's the way to do it. That can't be a good idea... Grrrr! Just what the doctor ordered. If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Take a load off. Heads up! See you tomorrow. Horsefeathers! I'll get this one. Take that! Quit horsing around! A pie in the hand is worth two in the oven. Go! Happy trails! "Lettuce" celebrate! Slow and steady wins the race. Don't worry. That rules! You're a sitting duck. Reach for the sky. Even miracles take a little time. Catch me if you can! Pickins is mighty slim around here. Fancy that! Hey, hey, hey! Why not? That was exciting! I feel like a kid in a candy store. This is where I ride off into the sunset... Hold your horses! Got gags? Anything you say. Let the pies fly! Saddle up! That's the way the cookie crumbles. Just like taking candy from a baby! Cogs drool! Are you talking to me? You are stylin'! Actually... Is that it? I don't see why not. Well isn't that special! Toons of the World, Unite! Lands sake! I can't believe you've done this! Yeah, baby! Did you see that? Thanks a million! The Cogs are no match for us! Owoooo! I need to go see a Toon. Please, take it. You're too much! What in the world? But of course! Don't mind if I do. Care to join us? That's more like it. Good job! Sounds good to me. I love it! I beg your pardon? I'm not kidding! It's like butter! What in Sam Hill's goin' on here? You need to heal first. Electrifying! Long time no see! Not by a long shot. You make me laugh! You need more Laff Points. Like water for chocolate. Understandable, have a nice day. Don't have a cow! Oh, my! It's raining cats and dogs! Excuse me! Ouch, that really smarts! I don't believe this! It's mine! Bingo! Knock knock... I've got a sweet tooth. Giddyup! I'm down for the count. Right on! Come and get it! It's time for tea! That takes the cake! I'll pass. All Aboard! Good to know! Thanks, but no thanks. Naturally! I vote no. I heard that! Let's ride! No comment. Look alive! Really? Toodles. Haven't got all day! That's what I'm talking about! How art thou? If only I had a million jellybeans... They're cheaper by the dozen. Excellent! Make it snappy! Look what the cat dragged in. Thank you, I'll be here all week. How about that! Have a ball! Easy for you to say. Yeah, right! Works for me. What dost thou needeth? Let's skedaddle! Ta-ta for now! Go for it! Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one. Totally! Fancy meeting you here! Hot Diggity Dog! Act your age! Stand back, this could be dangerous. Count me out. Did you see that? You're outta here! Pass the salt, please. That'll learn ya! Lit! Shake your tail feathers! You're toast! I believe so. Maybe some other time. I'll be back in a minute. Whatever! Am I glad to see you! Trust me! Changed your mind? How is that even possible? That was quick! Please! Stay here, I'll be back. Keep in touch. Go ahead, make my day! This way everybody! Let them eat cake! I'll sit this one out. We are "mint" to be. Hang on a second. Yeah? You be the judge. I need to go soon. Don't chicken out! You're in the dog house now! Touchdown! I think you should sleep on it. That's kooky! That's the stuff! Terrific! Don't ask. I got it! Who's there? Not me. Doh, I missed! I'm here all week. Give me a break. I'm hungry. No worries! Sweet! Just thinking out loud. Say what? That's a sight for sore eyes! Sugar and spice and everything nice. Be my guest. If you want to go far, go together. Good grief. Of all the nerve! The check's in the mail. We'll play it by ear. I want candy! Until next time. I wouldn't if I were you. Today is a good day to try. After a while, crocodile. Oh, well. Jinx! Can I help you? Easy does it. No doubt about it. Okay by me. Get your act together! Don't give up the ship! Toons rule! I volunteer! Come to think of it... What up? Say cheese! I don't think it means what you think it means. Take this! Hmm. Don't be a sucker! Don't keep me waiting! Don't sweat it! Watch out! For crying out loud! I'm ready! Great minds think alike. Thanks a million. This is fine. Set! I read you loud and clear. Round up the usual suspects. Feeling lucky? Likewise, I'm sure. I think so. I don't know about this! Well shiver me timbers! Y'all come back now. I think not. Hang in there. Let's "taco" about it. Eureka! Keep smiling. Let's go this way! You wish! What happened? That is illegal. Let the sleeping dog lie. Here we go again. Don't be a yellow belly. My, how time flies. Bring it on, tin-can! See ya later, alligator. Today is my lucky day! Glue! I'm busy. Imagine that! X marks the spot! Let's not sugar coat it. I can't hit the broad side of a barn. You leaving so soon? Better late than never! You take left. Gotcha! Nope. Don't judge a book by its cover. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Let's get this party started! Don't be too sure. Well done! Smart move! You have good taste. Sure thing. Howdy, partner! You can never be too 'safe'! Lovely weather for ducks! What's cooking? Make yourself at home. You take right. I'm speechless. Now you're talking! Catch you later! What's that smell? It's OVER! No kidding! Nice talking to you. Been keeping out of trouble? Don't mind me. Bravo! You betcha. Have a good one! I've made up my mind. Is it? Don't you know it! Honesty is the best policy. It's not over 'til it's over. Well, go figure! Would you like some jellybeans with that? Never in a million years! I'm helping my friend. Draw!!! Ding! Is that legal? I wish I'd said that. Forget about it! Get in line! Go for it! Don't even think about it! Don't do anything I wouldn't do! That's enough for me. Unforgivable. Are you trying to sweet talk me? I'm all ears. Speak of the devil ray! Going my way? Glad to hear it. I don't care. Care if I join you? It's your turn. You've got to be kidding... I'd be happy to! Tah-dah! You first. What brings you here? I vote yes. I can't hit the broad side of a barn. Wait up! You're going down! That's half-baked. Love that for you! We all scream for ice cream!

Holiday Phrases ‎
February
A kiss-a-roo from me to you! We are the perfect pear. I'm sweet on you. Violets are blue... That's darling! You are purr-fect. Will you be my ValenToon? That's sweet! I love you more than a Cog loves oil! Happy ValenToon's Day! Be mine! Love ya! You're dynamite! You're ValenToon-tastic! Roses are red... I only have hypno-eyes for you! You are a sweetheart. Be my sweetie! You are as sweet as pie. Lovely! I'm your biggest fan! You're sweeter than a jellybean! You are cute. It's puppy love. You're the icing on the cake. Aww, how cute. You need a hug. You're the apple of my eye.
March
Top o' the mornin' to you! Happy St. Patrick's Day! I'm green with envy. You're my lucky charm! It's the luck of the Irish. You're my four leaf clover! You lucky dog! You're not wearing green!
October
Trick or Treat! Witch way to the treats? Spooktacular! Nice costume! Happy Haunting! Skeletons in your closet? Have you see the new spooky building on Polar Place? Flippy needs your help! Please park all your brooms and pumpkin carts at the door. It's time for me to turn into a pumpkin. Did I scare you? You don't have a ghost of a chance! That's spooky! Eat, drink, and be scary! Don't be a scaredy cat! Enter if you dare... That really sends a shiver down my spine! I'm terrified! That's creepy! This place is a ghost town. Spooktastic! Did you hear that? That was strange.... I think this place is haunted. Have you found the scientists yet? That's freaky! I hate spiders! You scared me!
December
It's "snow" wonder. Snow doubt about it! Yule be sorry! Better not pout! Happy New Year! Rake 'em in. Brrr! Don't be a turkey. Chill out! Bah! Humbug! Snow far, snow good! Let it snow! It's "snow" problem.

Uncategorized Phrases

These are purchasable phrases that have been discovered but where to find them is unknown. Some may have been removed from the Cattlelog.

Uncategorized	Aww, how cute. Buh-bye!

Removed Phrases

These are Speedchat phrases that have been removed from Toontown: Corporate Clash.

Removed Phrases
PETS	Tricks	Jump! Beg! Play dead! Rollover! Backflip! Dance! Speak! Peekaboo!
	Here boy! Here girl! Stay. Good boy! Good girl! Nice doodle. Please don't bother me.
MEDIA	Are you livestreaming? Are you recording? I'm livestreaming!! I'm recording!! You should start streaming! You should start recording! You should check out my Livestream!
TROLLEY	I have enough gags. I need more jellybeans. Me too. Hurry up! One more? Play again? Let's play again.

Trivia

• The Drowsy Dreamland Rank 9 Kudos Task, Give it a Rest!, gives unique SpeedChat phrases under the "My Tasks" section when being required to "take an All-Star Shower"

All-Star Shower Phrases

• Before showering
  • I need to take an All-Star Shower SOOOOO BADLY!!
  • WAGH!!!! I STINK!!!!
  • WHERE CAN I FIND A SHOWER???
• After showering
  • I did it. I am now clean.
  • I knew something was missing from my life.

• Holiday related SpeedChat phrases will appear in addition to the regular SpeedChat phrases, meaning you could get up to 9 phrases rather than the typical 5.
• Unites were originally part of the SpeedChat drop down, but later moved into its own menu.
• The phrase "Come and get it!" is available in all Cattlelogs, but during December it is put with the holiday themed SpeedChats.
• The SpeedChat phrase "Thanks a million" has two different versions: one ending in a period and the other ending in an exclamation mark.