The Derrick Man using Fountain Pen
Fountain Pen is a Cog attack performed by Glad Handers, Needlenoses, Pencil Pushers, Micromanagers, Head Hunters, Paper Hands, the Case Manager, the Derrick Man, and the Derrick Hand.
Cogs that used to use this attack are Con Artists and Toxic Managers.
Dialogue
- "Be prepared for some permanent damage."
- "Can you read my writing?."
- "Don't you hate when this happens?"
- "Here, I'll use my pen."
- "I call this the plume of doom."
- "Let's ink this deal."
- "There's a blot on your performance."
- "This fountain pen has such a nice font."
- "This is going to leave a stain."
- "You should change."
- "You're going to need a good dry cleaner."
Damage Statistics
Standard Cogs
| Glad Hander
|
| Target
|
Single Toon
|
| Level
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
| Damage
|
3
|
3
|
2
|
1
|
1
|
| Accuracy
|
70
|
60
|
50
|
40
|
30
|
| Frequency
|
40
|
30
|
20
|
10
|
5
|
| Needlenose
|
| Target
|
Single Toon
|
| Level
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
| Damage
|
7
|
9
|
12
|
14
|
16
|
18
|
20
|
22
|
| Accuracy
|
60
|
70
|
80
|
90
|
95
|
95
|
95
|
95
|
| Frequency
|
30
|
30
|
30
|
30
|
30
|
30
|
30
|
30
|
| Pencil Pusher
|
| Target
|
Single Toon
|
| Level
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
| Damage
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
6
|
9
|
| Accuracy
|
75
|
75
|
75
|
75
|
75
|
| Frequency
|
20
|
20
|
20
|
20
|
20
|
| Micromanager
|
| Target
|
Single Toon
|
| Level
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
| Damage
|
3
|
4
|
6
|
8
|
10
|
| Accuracy
|
50
|
60
|
70
|
80
|
90
|
| Frequency
|
15
|
15
|
15
|
15
|
15
|
| Head Hunter
|
| Target
|
Single Toon
|
| Level
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
12
|
| Damage
|
5
|
6
|
8
|
10
|
12
|
14
|
16
|
| Accuracy
|
60
|
75
|
80
|
85
|
90
|
95
|
95
|
| Frequency
|
15
|
15
|
15
|
15
|
15
|
15
|
15
|
| Paper Hands
|
| Target
|
Single Toon
|
| Level
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
| Damage
|
2
|
5
|
7
|
9
|
10
|
| Accuracy
|
70
|
75
|
80
|
85
|
90
|
| Frequency
|
20
|
20
|
20
|
20
|
20
|
Managers
| Case Manager
|
| Target
|
Single Toon
|
| Level
|
35.mgr
|
| Damage
|
33
|
| Accuracy
|
90
|
| Frequency
|
35
|
| Derrick Man
|
| Target
|
Single Toon
|
| Level
|
5.mgr
|
| Damage
|
12
|
| Accuracy
|
75
|
| Frequency
|
20
|
| Derrick Hand
|
| Target
|
Single Toon
|
| Level
|
25.mgr v2.0
|
| Damage
|
30
|
| v2.0 Damage
|
45
|
| Accuracy
|
75
|
| Frequency
|
20
|
Removed
| Con Artist*
|
| Target
|
Single Toon
|
| Level
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
| Damage
|
1
|
3
|
5
|
6
|
8
|
| Accuracy
|
50
|
55
|
60
|
65
|
70
|
| Frequency
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
| Toxic Manager*
|
| Target
|
Single Toon
|
| Level
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
| Damage
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
12
|
13
|
14
|
| Accuracy
|
60
|
75
|
80
|
85
|
90
|
95
|
| Frequency
|
15
|
15
|
15
|
15
|
15
|
15
|
*No longer in game
Video
A video showing off the Fountain Pen attack.
