Paper Hands

Paper Hands
Cog Overview
Department	Boardbot
Position	Employee
Lowest Level	2
Highest Level	6
Lowest Damage	2
Highest Damage	13
Lineage
Previous Cog	Bagholder
Next Cog	Insider
Trivia
Honorifics	Mr.
Employee ID	37598
Likes	Exit Strategies, Folding
Dislikes	Risky Ventures, Water

Paper Hands are the second Cogs on the Boardbot Corporate Ladder. They are Tier 2 Cogs ranging from levels 2-6. Paper Hands excels in a team-based environment, allowing their coworkers the space to flourish while also keeping their own strategies close to their chest.

Attacks

Short Squeeze
Target	Single Toon
Level	2	3	4	5	6
Damage	5	7	9	11	13
Accuracy	75	75	75	75	75
Frequency	20	20	20	20	20

Fountain Pen
Target	Single Toon
Level	2	3	4	5	6
Damage	2	5	7	9	10
Accuracy	70	75	80	85	90
Frequency	20	20	20	20	20

Write Off
Target	Single Toon
Level	2	3	4	5	6
Damage	4	6	7	9	12
Accuracy	70	75	80	85	85
Frequency	20	20	20	20	20

Rolodex
Target	Single Toon
Level	2	3	4	5	6
Damage	3	6	7	10	12
Accuracy	80	80	80	80	80
Frequency	20	20	20	20	20

Market Crash
Target	Single Toon
Level	2	3	4	5	6
Damage	3	5	7	9	11
Accuracy	80	80	80	80	80
Frequency	20	20	20	20	20

Note: Executive Cogs will deal 1.2x this amount.

Best Locations

The following is a list of Paper Hands's chance to spawn on streets with the highest Boardbot chance.

Location	Spawn Chance	Average Amount
Wacky Way	12%	~2
Lighthouse Lane	15.7%	~4
Noble Nook	12.5%	~3
Daisy Drive	13.9%	~3-4
Baritone Boulevard	5.9%	~2
Arctic Avenue	5%	~1

The following is a list of Paper Hands's chance to spawn in Boardbot Cog Buildings.
Note: Boss Chance refers to the Cog's chance to spawn as the Building's boss.

Building	Spawn Chance	Average Amount	Boss Chance
1 Story	32.5%	~2-3	33.3%
2 Story (Tier I)	39%	~4	25%
2 Story (Tier II)	27.9%	~3	20%
3 Story (Tier I)	20.9%	~3	0%
3 Story (Tier II)	13%	~1-2	0%
4 Story (Tier I)	6.5%	~1	0%

Dialogue

Face-Off Taunts	"You'll crumple under the pressure." "Hot off the presses: this Toon is done for." "I'm worth the paper I'm printed on." "I'm no mere paperweight in battle." "My victory will be one for the papers." "I'll make sure you fold first." "I've got all the necessary papers to take you down." "I'll put a wrinkle in your plans." "Your margins are looking paper-thin." "The writing's on the wall, Toon."
Brush-Off Taunts	"You're walking a fine line, Toon." "This doesn't look good on paper."

Promotions

Boardbot Headquarters has not yet been released, although it is known that Shares will be used to progress the Paper Hands Disguise.

Version History

v1.7.0 BETA

• An all-new Boardbot Cog Line-up has arrived!
  • Paper Hands is added to the game.

Trivia

• Paper hands is a low-risk investor who sells their investments too early.
• Paper Hands were the fourth Boardbot Cog revealed as part of The Director's Cuts ARG.
• Paper Hands have a login for the cogs.ink website.
  • The username is paperhands and the password is EIgHTpoInTFIvEbyELEvEn.
  • The password is a reference to the standard size of a sheet of paper.
• Paper Hands are the strongest Tier 2 Cog.
• According to the C.O.O., Paper Hands were partnered with Bagholders for major projects.
  • However, the two have conflicting personalities which caused several issues.

Gallery

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  Paper Hands' profile picture on cogs.ink

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  Renders of Paperhands

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