Shark Watcher

Shark Watcher
Cog Overview
Department	Boardbot
Position	Employee
Lowest Level	6
Highest Level	12
Lowest Damage	8
Highest Damage	27
Lineage
Previous Cog	Deadlock
Next Cog	Magnate
Trivia
Honorifics	Mx./Mr.
Pronouns	Fin/He
Employee ID	01838
Likes	Like-minded Individuals, Murky Water
Dislikes	Dullness, Passiveness

Shark Watchers are the sixth Cog on the Boardbot Corporate Ladder. They are Tier 6 Cogs ranging from levels 6-12. Shark Watchers are experts in ensuring that no pesky critters begin a hostile takeover in their territory. Those who encounter them end up in the deep end and can't pull themselves out.

Attacks

Bite
Target	Single Toon
Level	6	7	8	9	10	11	12
Damage	10	12	15	17	20	22	25
Accuracy	70	75	80	85	90	90	90
Frequency	20	20	20	20	20	20	20

Glower Power
Target	Single Toon
Level	6	7	8	9	10	11	12
Damage	10	12	14	16	18	20	22
Accuracy	90	90	90	90	90	90	90
Frequency	20	20	20	20	20	20	20

Liquidate
Target	Single Toon
Level	6	7	8	9	10	11	12
Damage	8	10	12	15	17	19	22
Accuracy	80	85	90	95	95	95	95
Frequency	20	20	20	20	20	20	20

Watercooler
Target	All Toons
Level	6	7	8	9	10	11	12
Damage	8	9	11	13	15	17	19
Accuracy	65	70	75	80	85	90	90
Frequency	20	20	20	20	20	20	20

Falling Knife
Target	Single Toon
Level	6	7	8	9	10	11	12
Damage	12	14	17	19	22	24	27
Accuracy	75	80	85	85	85	85	85
Frequency	20	20	20	20	20	20	20

Note: Executive Cogs will deal 1.2x this amount.

Best Locations

The following is a list of Shark Watcher's chance to spawn on streets with the highest Boardbot chance.

Location	Spawn Chance	Average Amount
Daisy Drive	4.6%	~1
Baritone Boulevard	8.8%	~2-3
Arctic Avenue	20%	~4
Almond Avenue	18.2%	~5-6
Twilight Terrace	43.4%*	~13-14

* Suspected Inaccuracy

The following is a list of Shark Watcher's chance to spawn in Boardbot Cog Buildings.
Note: Boss Chance refers to the Cog's chance to spawn as the Building's boss.

Building	Spawn Chance	Average Amount	Boss Chance
3 Story (Tier I)	6.9%	~1	20%
3 Story (Tier II)	13%	~2	20%
4 Story (Tier I)	19.5%	~3-4	25%
4 Story (Tier II)	20.9%	~3-4	25%
5 Story (Tier I)	25.6%	~5	0%
5 Story (Tier II)	24.4%	~6	0%
6 Story (Tier I)	18.3%	~7-8	0%
6 Story (Tier II)	15%	~7	0%

Dialogue

Face-Off Taunts

"These waters are not for you." "You've recklessly ventured into treacherous waters, my friend." "I implore you to expedite this encounter without delay." "You can sea yourself out of town, Toon." "Your inevitable demise will surely make a splash." "I possess an exquisitely precise eye that is observing your every move." "You don't possess a bite as strong as I do." "There is always a bigger fish, Toon." "There will be no takeovers to be executed under your jurisdiction, Toon."

Brush-Off Taunts

"I've got much bigger fish to fry, Toon." "Your barking is merely a facade, devoid of any substantial bite."

Promotions

Boardbot Headquarters has not yet been released, although it is known that Shares will be used to progress the Shark Watcher Disguise.

Version History

v1.7.0 BETA

• An all-new Boardbot Cog Line-up has arrived!
  • Shark Watcher is added to the game.

Trivia

• A shark watcher is a consultant who detects and prevents hostile takeovers.
• Shark Watchers are fifth Boardbot Cogs revealed as part of The Director's Cuts ARG.
• Shark Watchers have a login for the cogs.ink website.
  • The username is sharkwatcher and the password is /IgotMy_eyes_Onyou\.
• Shark Watchers are the first Cogs to use neopronouns.
• Shark Watchers are the strongest Tier 6 Cog.
• According to the C.O.O., Shark Watchers and Deadlocks both operate in The Brrrgh and have distrust towards the Plutocrat.
• When loading the Shark Watcher's model in Panda3D, all of the head animations are baked into the model, allowing them to be selected through the animPanel rather than adding code to load each one.
  • This is the only Cog to have this trait.
• Shark Watchers were originally planned to be the Tier 6 Boardbot Specialist, but was changed to a standard employee when the decision to focus on the main eight was made.

Gallery

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  Official Artwork of the Boardbot Department

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  Concept art of Shark Watchers by Cyd and Loonatic

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  Concept art of the original Shark Watcher design by Lemmy

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  Concept art of an alternative version of the original Shark Watcher design by Salem

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  Shark Watchers' profile picture on cogs.ink

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  An early model of the original Shark Watcher design

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  Animations from the original Shark Watcher design by NonsensicalThings

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  Renders of Shark Watchers

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