Glad Hander

Glad Hander
Cog Overview
Department	Sellbot
Position	Employee
Lowest Level	4
Highest Level	8
Lowest Damage	1
Highest Damage	20
Lineage
Previous Cog	Name Dropper
Next Cog	Mover & Shaker
Trivia
Likes	Enthusiasm, Handshakes
Dislikes	Joybuzzers, Sweaty Palms, Weak Grips

Glad Handers are the fourth Cog on the Sellbot Corporate Ladder. They are Tier 4 Cogs ranging from levels 4-8.

Attacks

Rubber Stamp
Target	Single Toon
Level	4	5	6	7	8
Damage	4	3	2	1	1
Accuracy	90	70	50	30	10
Frequency	40	30	20	10	5

Fountain Pen
Target	Single Toon
Level	4	5	6	7	8
Damage	3	3	2	1	1
Accuracy	70	60	50	40	30
Frequency	40	30	20	10	5

Filibuster
Target	Single Toon
Level	4	5	6	7	8
Damage	4	6	9	12	15
Accuracy	30	40	50	60	70
Frequency	10	20	30	40	45

Schmooze
Target	Single Toon
Level	4	5	6	7	8
Damage	5	7	11	15	20
Accuracy	55	65	75	85	95
Frequency	10	20	30	40	45

Note: Executive Cogs will deal 1.2x this amount.

Best Locations

The following is a list of Glad Hander's chance to spawn on streets with the highest Sellbot chance as well as Sellbot HQ.
Note: Cog Buildings will affect the Cogs spawned on a street, skewing the chances.

Location	Spawn Chance	Average Amount
Tulip Terrace	17.8%	~4-5
Factory Exterior	20%	~4
Sleet Street	12.8%	~4
Lullaby Lane	5.7%	~3
Alto Avenue	10.7%	~2-3
Peanut Place	5.5%	~2-3
SBHQ Courtyard	19.5%	~2
Anchor Avenue	7.9%	~2
Knight Knoll	7.9%	~2
Punchline Place	4%	~1

The following is a list of Glad Hander's chance to spawn in Sellbot Cog Buildings.
Note: Boss Chance refers to the Cog's chance to spawn as the Building's boss.

Building	Spawn Chance	Average Amount	Boss Chance
2 Story (Tier I)	0%	~0-1	25%
2 Story (Tier II)	13.9%	~1-2	20%
3 Story (Tier I)	20.9%	~3	20%
3 Story (Tier II)	19.5%	~2-3	20%
4 Story (Tier I)	19.5%	~3-4	0%
4 Story (Tier II)	13.9%	~2	0%
5 Story (Tier I)	5.2%	~1	0%

Dialogue

Face-Off Taunts

"Put it there, Toon." "Let's shake on it." "I'm going to enjoy this." "You'll notice I have a very firm grip." "Let's seal the deal." "Let's get right to the business at hand." "Off handedly I'd say, you're in trouble." "How handy of you to run into me." "You'll find I'm a handful." "I can be quite handy." "I'm a very hands-on kinda guy." "Would you like some hand-me-downs?" "Let me show you some of my handiwork." "I think the handwriting is on the wall." "I'll gladly handle your gags for you."

Promotions

Level	4	5	6	7	8
Invoices	100	130	160	190	800

Version History

v1.7.0 BETA

• Re-animated most Cog animations from Toontown Online for every Cog body type.
• Introduced new Cog reaction animations to Sound Gags.
• Introduced a new Cog reaction animation to large Throw Gags (Birthday Cake and Wedding Cake).

v1.3.0 BETA

• Cogs and Skelecogs now sport new high-quality models, fixing many visual issues with their old models and bringing their visual quality up-to-par with modern standards.

v1.0.0 BETA [Game Release]

• Glad Hander is added to the game.

Trivia

• A glad hander is somebody who greets others with feigned enthusiasm and friendliness.
• Glad Handers shares their head textures with Yesmen and Mr. Hollywoods.
• Glad Handers are the strongest Tier 4 Cog.

Gallery

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  Renders of Glad Handers

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