Employees

Employees are basic Cogs that usually have no special attributes to them. Most departments have a total of 8 employee Cogs, with the only exception being Bossbots, who have a total of 9 employees. The only employees to have any kinds of special attributes are Autocaddies, who have custom health values.

Cog Health

A standard Cog's health can be calculated using the standard formula: $f(x)=(x+1)\times (x+2)$

Level	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13
Health	6	12	20	30	42	56	72	90	110	132	156	182	210
Level	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23	24	25	26
Health	240	272	306	342	380	420	462	506	552	600	650	702	756
Level	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35	36	37	38	39
Health	812	870	930	992	1056	1122	1190	1260	1332	1406	1482	1560	1640
Level	40	41	42	43	44	45	46	47	48	49	50
Health	1722	1806	1892	1980	2070	2162	2256	2352	2450	2550	2652

Employees List

The following is a list of all Employee Cogs:

Employees ‎
Sellbots	Cashbots	Lawbots	Bossbots	Boardbots
Cold Caller	Short Change	Bottom Feeder	Flunky	Bagholder
Telemarketer	Penny Pincher	Bloodsucker	Pencil Pusher	Paper Hands
Name Dropper	Tightwad	Double Talker	Yesman	Insider
Glad Hander	Bean Counter	Ambulance Chaser	Micromanager	Circuit Breaker
Mover & Shaker	Number Cruncher	Back Stabber	Downsizer	Deadlock
Two-Face	Money Bags	Spin Doctor	Head Hunter	Shark Watcher
Mingler	Loan Shark	Legal Eagle	Corporate Raider	Magnate
Mr. Hollywood	Robber Baron	Big Wig	Big Cheese	Head Honcho
			Autocaddie

Dialogue

Death Taunts (level 1)	"That is one way to get promoted quickly." "I'm no rug ranker anymore." "I can't wait to tell this story at the water cooler." "Not bad for my first day." "Oh, I didn't expect that."
Death Taunts (level 2+)	"Seems you had many weak links." "You'll need better synergy than that to beat us." "Toons that stay together, green together."
Flee Battle Taunts	"Well, that makes my job easier." "That's right, you better run." "Easy."
Surrender Taunts	"Chickening out? How befitting of a Toon." "If you've truly learned your lesson, you won't come back." "Hmph. The Toon Resistance never fails to disappoint." "It's such a shame to see you back out of this deal."
Brush-Off Taunts	"It's my day off." "I believe you're in the wrong office." "Have your people call my people." "You're in no position to meet with me." "Talk to my assistant." "There's a restraining order coming your way."
Friend Request Denials	"[Cog] says, "We're just not meant to be, Toon." "[Cog] says, "I'll bring it up in the next meeting." "[Cog] says, "I'd rather volunteer to visit the chop shop." "[Cog] stares blankly at you: "No." "[Cog] says, "We both know there are no good intentions here, Toon." "[Cog] looks at you, mumbles some Cog-like words, and resumes its activities. "[Cog] says, "Get some real friends, Toon." "[Cog] says, "Hand over your gags and laff and we have a deal." "[Cog] says, "I'm not looking for anything more serious than what we already have." "[Cog] said yes! ...Not really though, unfortunately..." "[Cog] points to their watch, saying, "I don't have time for this nonsense."

• Death taunts are used when a Cog defeats a Toon.
• Flee taunts are used when all Toons have fled from a Cog battle.
• Surrender taunts are used when Toons surrender in a battle they can't flee from.
• Brush-off taunts are used when a Cog refuses to engage in battle with a Toon (usually due to technical restraints).

Sound Effects

	Neutral	Female
Statement
Question 1
Question 2
Question 3
Grunt
Murmur

Trivia

• Tier 1 Cogs always have the fat body shape, while Tier 8 Cogs always have the buff body shape.