Chief Executive Officer

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The Chief Executive Officer (or C.E.O. for short) is the Bossbot Boss found in Bossbot Headquarters and is available to fight once Toons have completed their Bossbot disguises by infiltrating the Bossbot Cog Golf Courses.

The exclusive reward for defeating the C.E.O. are Pink Slips. These start with a base of 9 Slips, but can be increased by +2 by the Level 30 department boost, Boosters, and Surplus Sunday. The C.E.O. will also reward 4 Unites that can only be increased by +1 with the Surplus Sunday bonus.

After defeating the C.E.O., Toons will also be promoted to the next Bossbot Suit and will need to gain a certain amount of Stock Options to fight the boss again.

Content Sync

Toons fighting against the C.E.O. will have Content Sync applied to them. They will be synced down to the following stats:

  • 105 Laff Soft Cap (127 Max)
  • All Gags permitted
  • All rewards permitted

Cog Information

Waiter Cogs Starting Cog Cog Levels Cog Level Pool Cog Amount
Level 19 9-19.exe ~400 ~31 Cogs
Banquet Cogs Starting Cog Cog Levels Total Cog Amount
Level 19.exe 11-17.exe 67 Cogs

*The Cog Level Pool is the cumulative number of Cog Levels within the entirety of the battle, being split between both sides.
Starting Cogs do not count towards the Cog Level Pool.

The First Cog Round

The boss battle begins with a cutscene showing Good ol' Gil Giggles, wearing a random Bossbot Cog Disguise, telling the Toons they will need different Cog Disguises. The Toons disguises are removed and they must fight various Waiter Cogs in order to take their suits.

Toons will then be split into two battles (or one if there are 4 or less Toons). Waiter Cogs will range from Levels 9-19 with one of the starting Cogs being a guaranteed Level 19. Waiter Cogs are no different than regular Cogs besides their unique white suits (with Executive Cogs still wearing black). The next round will begin once all Waiter Cogs have been defeated.

The Feeding Round

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Once all Cogs have been defeated, the Toons put on the Waiter Cogs' suits and are ordered by the C.E.O. to serve the Cogs at his banquet.

In this round, Toons will be given 200 seconds to feed the Cogs seated at the banquet tables. Toons must grab oilcans coming from the conveyor belts located to the left and right sides of the entrance of the room. Toons should split into even groups to take care of each side. They must deliver them to the Cogs seated at the tables scattered across the room. Executive Cogs sit in front of the C.E.O. with some being scattered at farther tables. It is recommended that Executives are taken care of first since they have the highest amounts of health. Each Cog needs to be fed twice in order to be defeated.

  • It takes roughly 23–33 seconds for a Cog to finish an oilcan. Once fed, an Icon Food.png oilcan icon will appear above the Cog's head. The icon will slowly fill red, indicating the amount of time left to finish drinking.
  • When finished, a Icon hunger.png stomach icon will appear. In this state, the Cog will be at half health. The Cog must be fed again in ~30 seconds to prevent them from getting upset.
  • If a hungry Cog is left unfed, they'll get upset and a Icon Anger.png lightning bolt icon will appear. This status causes the Cog to overheal, putting them at 200% HP. Feeding a Cog in this state will reset them back to half health once their oilcan is finished, and a second one will destroy them.

Any Cogs remaining after this round is over must be fought in the next round. Any Cogs on their second can of oil will be destroyed once the cutscene starts.

The Second Cog Round

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Once the timer runs out for the Feeding Round, the C.E.O. realizes that the Waiter Cogs are actually Toons, causing the Toons to remove their disguises. The sclera of the C.E.O.'s eyes change to black and he then orders the remaining Cogs to attack the Toons.

Toons will then be split into two battles (or one if there are 4 or less Toons).

In this Cog round each side will start off facing a single Level 19.exe Big Cheese. If attempting this fight with 4 or less Toons the group will fight two Level 19.exe Big Cheeses instead of one. The remaining Cogs at the banquet tables will eventually join the battle ranging from Levels 11-17. The next round will begin once all Cogs have been defeated.




The C.E.O. Battle

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Once all of the Cogs have been defeated, the final battle against the C.E.O. begins. Good ol' Gil Giggles returns to inform the Toons on how to attack the C.E.O.

The C.E.O. has 2400 health. During this battle, Toons can take on 2 separate roles: using Seltzer Bottles to attack or Golfing.

Cog gallery icon.png C.E.O. Attacks
The C.E.O. has multiple attacks he can use, with each attack occurring ~5 seconds after the previous one was started. He will also move freely around the Banquet Hall, targeting Toons on tables. Any Toons in his way will get knocked back, and Toons on tables will be flattened, unable to act until the C.E.O. moves away. Tables flattened by the C.E.O. will be unable to use until shortly after he moves away from them. A Toon targeted by one of the C.E.O.'s attacks will have aBoss Attack Warning.pngred exclamation point icon appear above their head. The following are the C.E.O.'s attacks:

C.E.O. Attacks
Attack Description Damage
(Base)
Damage
(Reorganize)
Damage
(Downsize)
Run Over The C.E.O. will move towards a Toon on a table, running over the table and flattening them if still on. 20 20 20
Golf Swing The C.E.O. targets a Toon and swing a line of golf balls at the position they were at when this attack was initiated. 24 30 48
Fore! The C.E.O. targets every Toon and swings golf balls at the position they were at when this attack was initiated. 24 30 48
Gear Throw The C.E.O. targets a Toon and throw gears at them. This attack only targets Toons on tables. 24 30 48
Gear Shower The C.E.O. sprays close-range gears out in the 4 cardinal directions. This attack is only used after he wakes up from a stun. 8 10 12
Collision Colliding with the C.E.O. will damage Toons. 8 10 12

Seltzer Bottle.png Attacking the C.E.O.
Toons are required to jump onto the tables that were present in the Feeding Round and charge up the Seltzer Bottles in order to damage the C.E.O. The longer the Toon charges the bottle, the more damage and range the attack will have.

  • A shot fired while the bar is blue will deal 6 damage.
  • A shot fired while the bar is yellow will deal 12 damage.
  • A shot fired while the bar is red will deal 18 damage.
  • Holding the bar on full for too long will cause it to completely reset, dealing no damage.

Dazed.pngStunning the C.E.O.
Hitting the C.E.O. with an 18 damage shot has a chance to stun him. The chance to stun is increased based on how slowed down he is, indicated by how red his treads are from Toons' golfing. The chance to stun the C.E.O. caps at 80% and Toons will know they have successfully stunned the C.E.O. when they hear an 'Aoogah' noise. A stun lasts roughly 5 seconds.

While the C.E.O. is stunned, he will be unable to do anything for the duration. During this time, any Seltzer shots done to the C.E.O. will deal double damage (12 damage for a blue shot, 24 damage for a yellow shot, 36 damage for a red shot). This includes the shot that stuns the C.E.O. Additionally, if a player stuns the C.E.O. again while he is currently stunned it will extend the stun's duration. Once the C.E.O. is stunned he'll lose some of the golf points dealt to him, requiring the golfers to hit him more to bring him back to his slowest speed.

Treasure Golf Ball.png Golfing

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At the front of the room are four golf balls colored purple, yellow, blue, and red. Toons can use these golf balls to hit the C.E.O. by charging a meter in a similar manner to the Golfing activity found in the Minigames Area. The meter has three different power levels just like the Seltzer Bottles.

  • Shots fired while the meter is blue will launch a short distance and deal 2 golf points.
  • Shots fired while the meter is yellow will travel farther and deal 4 golf points.
  • Finally, shots fired while the meter is red will travel very far and deal 6 golf points.

As the C.E.O. takes more hits from golfing he will get progressively slower and his treads will progressively get more red to indicate this. This slows both his movement speed and his attack speed making it much easier for Toons to dodge his attacks. It's recommended to have 2 to 3 golfers in a group to ensure that the C.E.O. is kept slowed down and to get consistent stuns.

ContentSync.png Phase Changes
As the battle progresses the C.E.O. will change phases based on how much health he has remaining. These phase changes will increase his damage, speed, will cause him to lose an amount of golf damage dealt to him, and will slow down how quickly snacks are produced by the conveyor belts.

Various snacks on the conveyor belt
  • At 50% health remaining (1200 HP): The C.E.O. will enter his "Reorganize" Phase and will decrease the production speed of one of the conveyor belts, increase his attack speed and damage, and remove some of the golf damage dealt to him. This phase change can be visually indicated by the C.E.O. saying "It's time to reorganize" and throwing gears at the left side conveyor belts. This will also clear all current snacks that are on the conveyor belts.
  • At 25% health remaining (600 HP): The C.E.O. will enter his "Downsize" Phase and will decrease speed for the last snack conveyor, increase his attack speed and max damage even further, and remove more golf damage dealt to him. This phase change can be visually indicated by the C.E.O. saying "Now let's downsize" and throwing gears at the right side conveyor belt. This will also clear all current snacks that are on the conveyor belts.

Strategy
It is recommended that the majority of the players use the Seltzer Bottles to do continuous damage to the C.E.O,. However, at least two Toons need to be golfing in order to help slow down the C.E.O. as well as make it easier to stun him. More golfers make for quicker stuns at the cost of less damage being done consistently to him. It is helpful if players using Seltzer Bottles stay close to the golfers so that they are more likely to hit their shots as well as be able to hit him without requiring a full bar.

Occasionally, the C.E.O. will yell "FORE!" which is the indicator for Toons to hop off whichever device they are on. The C.E.O. launches several golf balls in all directions dealing high damage to Toons. The only way to dodge it is to not be on a golf tee or a table. However, walking into the golf balls shot can also deal damage even if you are off a device. The C.E.O. may also move around near your table (if you are using the Seltzer Bottle) and cause it to collapse, dealing damage to you. Pay attention to when he is close and don't be afraid to jump off. Leaving a device will temporarily disable it for a few seconds.

Additionally, snacks are available on each conveyor belt throughout the battle that heal Toons for various amounts. These quantities can become scarce quickly, so try to avoid grabbing them at a safe Laff amount.

Ending
Once the C.E.O. reaches 0 health, he will be demoted into a Flunky. All Toons who survived until the end will do the battle victory dance and receive their Pink Slip and Unite rewards. Note: The C.E.O. being demoted into a Flunky is not considered canon in the Corporate Clash universe despite being displayed in game.

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Reward

Defeating the C.E.O. will reward Toons with the following:

Dialogue

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Opening Cutscene

Good ol' Gil Giggles: "You Toons will need different disguises."
"First take off your Cog suits..."

The Toons remove their Cog disguises.

Good ol' Gil Giggles: "And then fight these waiters."

Feeding Round Cutscene

Good ol' Gil Giggles: "Good Job! Now put on the waiters' clothes."

C.E.O.: "What's taking so long?"
"Get cracking and serve my banquet!"

Good ol' Gil Giggles: "Hehe, serve the food I place on these conveyor belts."
"If you serve a Cog two times in a row, it will explode."

The Toons enter the Banquet Hall.

Third Round Cutscene

C.E.O.: "What's happening here?!"
"These waiters are Toons!"

The Toons remove their Waiter disguises.

C.E.O.: "Get them!!!"

Table Round Cutscene

Good ol' Gil Giggles: "Nice! You took out the diners! Use the seltzer bottles to squirt the C.E.O."
"Use the golf tees to slow down the C.E.O. and weaken his defenses."
"Powerful shots against the C.E.O., when he is slowed down, have a higher chance to stun him!"

C.E.O.: "Hrrmmpph. When I need a job done right..."
"I'll do it myself."

Ending Cutscene

C.E.O.: "No! The Chairman won't like this."
"Arrrggghhh!!!!"

The C.E.O. gets demoted to a Flunky.

The Directors Cutscenes

Full cutscene script can be found located on The Directors page.


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Golf Attack
  • "Putter up, Toon."
  • "Watch my form."
  • "Caddie, I'll need my driver!"
  • "Swing!"
  • "Don't be such a 'puttz'."
Fore
  • "Fore!"
Gear Throw
  • "Get off that table!"
  • "You ruined my banquet!"
  • "You're grinding my gears, Toon!"
Reorganize
  • "It's time to reorganize."
Downsize
  • "Now let's downsize."


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Surrender Taunt
  • "About time. Now, where the blazes are my REAL waiters?"
Unique Friend Request Denials
  • The C.E.O says, "Out of my way, Toon. I have a banquet to run."
  • The C.E.O says, "I don't think you have the right traits fore me, Toon."

Music

Theme Audio File
Elevator Theme
Opening Cutscene Theme
Waiters Battle Theme
Feeding Round Cutscene Theme
Feeding Round Theme
Banquet Cog Battle Theme
Seltzer Round Theme (Base)
Seltzer Round Theme (Stunned)
C.E.O. Defeated Theme
Victory Theme
Epilogue Theme

Sound Effects

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Statement
Question
Grunt
Murmur

Version History

v1.9.0 Hotfix BETA
  • Info/Miscellaneous Removed an extra lamp in the C.E.O.'s Office
v1.9.0 BETA
  • Visual Change Gave the C.E.O. an updated golf club.
  • Visual Change Gave the C.E.O.'s head a makeover.
    • Wiki Note The C.E.O. has a new head model and facial animations.
  • Visual Change Gave the C.E.O.'s office a makeover.
  • Info/Miscellaneous Added an attack indicator for targeted boss attacks, similar to the boss jumping indicator.
  • Info/Miscellaneous Changed the Cog boss avatar panel to show the frame of animation that was playing when you clicked, to match how non-boss Cog avatars function.
  • Visual Change Gave a few Cog animations some extra polish.
    • Wiki Note The waiter walking with tray animations for Suit A (buff) and Suit B (skinny) Cogs were altered slightly.
v1.7.0 BETA
  • Bugfix Fixed an oversight that would cause your Cog disguise to not play an animation when running into the C.E.O. during the banquet round.
  • Bugfix Fixed oilcans being too small or too large on some Cog disguises when feeding them to the diners in the C.E.O. battle.
v1.4.0 BETA
  • Quality of Life Change Unites are now awarded from all bosses in addition to their exclusive reward. Unite rewards are as follows:
    • C.E.O.: 4 Unites
  • Visual Change Waiters in the C.E.O. battle now wear white suits, while executive waiters will wear the previous black suits.
v1.3.2.5 BETA
  • Bugfix Fixed various actions that could trigger unintentionally while typing in the chat box while golfing and in the C.F.O. and C.E.O. battles.
v1.3.1.3 BETA
  • Rebalance (Cogs) The level range for Cogs in department boss battles has been increased across the board:
    • Buff (Cogs) C.E.O. Round 1: Level 8-18 -> 9-19
    • Rebalance (Cogs) C.E.O. Round 2: Level 12-16 -> 11-17
v1.3.0.13 BETA
  • Rebalance (Cogs) Made adjustments to the health values of the V.P. and C.E.O. to make them more viable for deal damage ToonTasks.
    • Wiki Note C.E.O.'s Health and Seltzer damage values were multiplied by 3, leaving the balance of the fight unchanged.
    • Buff (Cogs) C.E.O. Health: 800 -> 2400.
    • Nerf (Cogs) Seltzer damage: 2/4/6 -> 6/12/18.
v1.3.0 BETA
  • Rebalance (Cogs) The C.E.O. has BANISHED all Version 2.0 Cogs from attending his banquet, and higher level Cogs have now taken their place.
    • Executive Cogs that attend tend to be seated near the C.E.O. himself.
  • Rebalance (Cogs) Content Sync completely replaces the Department Boss Tiers system.
    • All Department Bosses now have only one tier. Generally, they are balanced around Tier 2 for Cog rounds and Tier 3 for active rounds. Rewards are equal to those of Tier 2.
v1.2.7.3 BETA
  • Info/Miscellaneous Optimized the table models in the C.E.O. battle.
    • Toons should see a performance boost in the Banquet round.
v1.2.7 BETA
  • Info/Miscellaneous The feeding round in the CEO will end upon all diners having exploded.
  • Bugfix Fixed a crash related to the conveyor belts in the C.E.O. battle.
v1.2.6.5 BETA
  • Bugfix Fixed an issue where the V.P., C.F.O. and C.E.O. weren't awarding department experience from defeating the boss.
v1.2.6.1 BETA
  • Bugfix Fixed a long-standing oversight where the first battle round of a Tier 2 CEO had 50% more cogs than either Tier 1 or Tier 3.
v1.2.5 BETA
  • Nerf (Cogs) The conveyor snacks now gives 3x as much Laff Points.
  • Nerf (Cogs) Conveyor belts are no longer blocked when the C.E.O. enters reorg/downsize. Instead, their output rate slows down.
  • Rebalance (Cogs) Golf damage is now based on how strongly you charge the shot.
  • Rebalance (Cogs) The C.E.O. is more likely to attack golfers.
  • Nerf (Cogs) The chance to stun the C.E.O. has been increased.
  • Nerf (Cogs) The cooldown between firing golf shots has been reduced drastically.
  • Info/Miscellaneous When there are no Toons on a table, the C.E.O. will move to a random one.
  • Nerf (Cogs) The C.E.O. no longer gains speed after hitting a Toon.
  • Buff (Cogs) The C.E.O. now gains speed upon being stunned, and upon switching phases (e.g. entering reorg/downsize).
  • Rebalance (Cogs) The C.E.O.'s max speed now scales to his tier.
  • Info/Miscellaneous Other Toons will no longer block your Seltzer shots.
  • Nerf (Cogs) A Toon getting hit by a C.E.O. attack that was not directed at them will now only take 25% of the damage.
  • Info/Miscellaneous All of the banquet Cogs are now consistent across clients.
v1.2.4.1 BETA
  • Info/Miscellaneous The conveyor belt in the C.E.O. now has a sound effect!
  • Bugfix Potentially fixed an issue where tables in the C.E.O. could be crushed without him touching them.
v1.2.4 BETA
  • Info/Miscellaneous Major overhaul of the C.E.O. Battle code to make the experience more consistent.
v1.2.0 BETA
  • Music Change Added new elevator themes for the V.P., C.L.O., and C.E.O. battles.
v1.1.6.5 BETA
  • Bugfix Fixed a minor memory leak involving the Feeding Round during the C.E.O. fight on the client.
v1.1.4.1 BETA
  • Info/Miscellaneous Increased the Fire rewards from the CEO boss battle by +2 for all tiers.
v1.1.2.2 BETA
  • Bugfix Fixed a few issues in the Banquet round of the C.E.O. boss battle that results in a moderate boost in performance.
v1.1.0.7 BETA
  • Bugfix Fixed an issue where CEO sound effects would not pause during cutscenes.
v1.1.0.3 BETA
  • Rebalance (Cogs) The Level 18.exe v2.0 Cog found in the second Cog Round can now be level 17 or level 19 depending on the tier.
v1.1.0.2 BETA
  • Rebalance (Cogs) The C.E.O. battle now has only 3 tiers. The requirements for each tier are Flunky, Micromanager, and Corporate Raider average suit for the group.
    • Tier 1 has level 17 Cogs in the first Cog round, level 10 v2.0 tier 6 Cogs in the second Cog round, 600 HP, and awards 5 Pink Slips.
    • Tier 2 has level 18 Cogs in the first Cog round, level 12 v2.0 tier 7 Cogs in the second Cog round, 800 HP, and awards 7 Pink Slips.
    • Tier 3 has level 19 Cogs in the first Cog Round, level 14 v2.0 tier 8 Cogs in the second Cog round, 1,000 HP and awards 9 Pink Slips.
    • These tier changes were made to keep the C.E.O. consistent with all other boss battles in the game.
  • Bugfix Seltzers from other Toons in the C.E.O. are now visible again.
  • Bugfix Fixed phantom fore/phantom gear issues in the C.E.O. battle.
  • Bugfix Fixed an issue that caused the C.E.O. to not give invincibility frames upon being hit.
v1.1.0.13 BETA
  • Bugfix Fixed a rare crash when a Toon disconnecting from a CEO would cause everyone else in the CEO to crash.
v1.1.0.1 BETA
  • Info/Miscellaneous Fires awarded per tier are now 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
v1.1.0 BETA
  • Info/Miscellaneous Toons can now sprint anywhere, including boss battles and facilities! (excluding the banquet round of the CEO battle.)
v1.0.15.4 BETA
  • Info/Miscellaneous Good ol’ Gil Giggles is now consistent between the Toontown Central Toon Headquarters and the CEO bossfight!
v1.0.14.2 BETA
  • Bugfix Fixed issue with Department EXP bar hiding and showing from other toons interacting with seltzers and golf spots in the CEO seltzer round.
v1.0.13 BETA
  • Rebalance (Cogs) The CEO serving round has been shortened. Cogs now only need to be served twice to explode, and the round will only last 200 seconds as opposed to 300.
v1.0.11 BETA
  • Bugfix Fixed an issue with the camera getting stuck in the floor including:
    • During the CEO fight.
  • Bugfix Fixed the "table glitch" in the CEO fight.
v1.0.9.6 BETA
  • Bugfix Created another potential fix for the C.E.O table bug.
v1.0.9.3 BETA
  • Bugfix Fixed the infamous C.E.O. Table Glitch™
v1.0.9 BETA
  • Info/Miscellaneous Every Sunday, Cog Boss rewards will be increased by 1, with the exception of the C.E.O., which receives a +2 fire bonus.
v1.0.5 BETA
  • Rebalance (Cogs) The C.E.O.'s speed calculations have been re-adjusted.
    • Buff (Cogs) The C.E.O. now has a higher speed pool, so it will take much longer to get the C.E.O. to fully red treads.
    • Bugfix Fixed an issue where the C.E.O.'s turn speed would accidentally become 0.
v1.0.4 BETA
  • Bugfix Fix a bug where the C.E.O.'s speed could go over its limit.
  • Buff (Cogs) The C.E.O. final round has had some mechanic changes
    • Buff (Cogs) The C.E.O. will now regain his speed faster according to his current speed. The slower he is, the faster he recovers.
    • Buff (Cogs) The C.E.O. will regain some speed if he successfully damages a Toon.
    • Buff (Cogs) The C.E.O. stun chance now hard caps at 80%
    • Buff (Cogs) The C.E.O.'s max health has been increased, starting at 600 for tier 1, going up to 1000 at tier 5.
v1.0.3 BETA
  • Rebalance (Cogs) CEO Diner Cogs now scale according to the tier.
v1.0.0 BETA [Game Release]
  • Wiki Note The C.E.O. is added to the game.

Trivia

  • A chief executive officer is a person who is ultimately accountable for a company's business decisions.
  • In the "Lawfice Space" comic, the C.E.O. is seen wearing the Bossbot's standard suit as opposed to his natural colors.
    • He is usually not seen in other comics wearing this brown suit.
  • This is the only boss fight that does not contain Skelecogs.
  • Prior to the v1.1.0 Update, the C.E.O. had a different texture for his suit.
  • Before the v1.2.5 Update, when the C.E.O. went into "Reorganize" and "Downsize" phase, he would permanently disable the conveyor belts and stop them from producing more snacks entirely.
  • Prior to the v1.3.0 Update, the C.E.O. Banquet round used to contain Version 2.0 Cogs.
  • In the C.E.O.'s office (which Toons gain access to via The Directors fight), there are two encrypted documents.
    • The document on his desk can be decoded using an atbash cipher which encodes the message with the reverse of the alphabet.
    • The document in the trash can can be decoded using a Vigenere Cipher with the key "alconfidenti" for the first half of the page and "fidentialcon" for the second half. The suit name at the top of the document is decoded using the key "confidential".
Decoded Desk Document ‎
Duties for banquet preparation
  • Write banquet speech on the importance of showing your subordinates who's boss
    • Rehearse banquet speech in front of a picture of The Chairman at least 20 times
    • Rewrite any parts that are unsatisfactory
    • Repeat steps 2 and 3 until finished
  • Order victuals ahead of time for the banquet:
    • 7,000 gallons of Coal-ombian blend oil from Offshoring & Drilling District for catering
    • 1,000 gallons of diet water for those who cannot ingest the Coal-ombian oil
    • 13 boxes of banquet rolls by the dozen, with battery acid offered as a spread
    • 13 crude-ité platters with mercury, gallium, caesium, and rubidium dips
    • 30 servings of high-voltage wire pasta, with tar sauce
  • IMPORTANT - Have meeting with the newly hired directors
  • Hire new waiters to replace recently destroyed ones
    • Educate new waiters on how to effectively dispose of Toons
  • Send invites to 67 hand-picked top employees of C.O.G.S. Inc.
  • Brush up on golfing skills to de-stress before the banquet
  • Give drink to Flunky taste-tester to ensure Toons haven't slipped their weaponized confectioneries into it
    • Assuming Flunky taste-tester survives, reassign them to uniform-height grass trimming duty

Duties for Jason

  • Clean the following banquet areas of dust, cobwebs, and Toon-related debris:
    • Tables
    • Conveyor belts
    • Floors
    • Walls
    • Paintings
  • Relight the fireplace with a liberal use of lighter fluid
  • Clean and refill all 13 seltzer bottles
  • Tighten-up security around the Clubhouse to ensure no Resistance pests are snooping around
    • In particular, some high level Big Cheeses would be of invaluable assistance
Decoded Trash Can Document ‎
Suit Name: Diane Morsecode

Ms. Morsecode has been nothing but a strong asset since her hiring. She is always confident and prepared for any situation that arises in the Lawbot department, as products sold under C.O.G.S. are considered safe and free of legal issues.

However, it's been found that certain legal expenses, such as the new Litigation Team, have proven to be somewhat excessive.

Ms. Morsecode should consider encouraging employees under her jurisdiction to be much more strict in pursuing legal action against employees performing unlawful acts within the company.

The Ambulance Chasers in particular would be great for suing those whose negligent actions have caused workplace-related injuries to their fellow employees - generating great amounts of revenue from personal injury settlements.

Gallery

The Cogs
Employees Sellbots Cold CallerTelemarketerName DropperGlad HanderMover & ShakerTwo-FaceMinglerMr. Hollywood
Cashbots Short ChangePenny PincherTightwadBean CounterNumber CruncherMoney BagsLoan SharkRobber Baron
Lawbots Bottom FeederBloodsuckerDouble TalkerAmbulance ChaserBack StabberSpin DoctorLegal EagleBig Wig
Bossbots FlunkyPencil PusherYesmanMicromanagerDownsizerHead HunterCorporate RaiderBig CheeseAutocaddie
Boardbots BagholderPaper HandsInsiderCircuit BreakerDeadlockShark WatcherMagnateHead Honcho
Specialist Cogs Field Specialists NeedlenoseShysterBarrister
Operations Analysts PettifoggerConveyancerAdvocate
Manager Bosses Facility Managers Factory ForemanMint SupervisorHead AttorneyClub PresidentUnstable Cogs
Taskline Managers Derrick ManLand Acquisition ArchitectPublic Relations RepresentativeDerrick HandDirector of Land DevelopmentDirector of Public Affairs
Street Managers Duck ShufflerDeep DiverGatekeeperBellringerMouthpieceFirestarterTreekillerFeatherbedder
Kudos Managers PrethinkerRainmakerWitch HunterMultislackerMajor PlayerPlutocratSatellite InvestorsChainsaw ConsultantPacesetter
The Litigation Team LitigatorStenographerCase ManagerScapegoat
Contractors Count ErclaimCount ErfitHigh Roller
Secretaries JudyJasonJennifer
Cog Bosses Senior Vice PresidentChief Financial OfficerChief Legal OfficerChief Executive OfficerChief Operating OfficerThe Chairman
Overclocked Bosses Overclocked Chief Legal Officer
Removed Cogs ClerkChief JusticeChief of DollarsCount Erclaim (Pre-Redesign)Sads the SkelecogRedd 'Heir' WingWitness Stand-InDirector of Land AcquisitionDirector of Public RelationsCon ArtistConnoisseurSwindlerMiddlemanToxic ManagerBig Fish